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@Knock_Twice when u put your hand on lil homies door and shook your head, I laughed out loud. U gotta get lil homie a Gamestop gift card and at least call up ole girl. She know u got other hoes, all u gotta do is put the cards on the table and tell her what it is and how its gone be.
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they go sacrifice this ?
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Damn forgot bout this thread 500+ new posts ill go through the weekend i need the LOLs
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Damn forgot bout this thread 500+ new posts ill go through the weekend i need the LOLs
Do us a favor and try not to break the thread would ya? Thanks. -
That story is sad as ? man... But when you put your hand against that boy door, deeply exhaled, and whispered "you'll be ok 'Lil Buds," ? I cried laughing.
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Knock and Geechee be painting vivid pictures wit their stories.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Knock and Geechee be painting vivid pictures wit their stories.
For real. ? a book. We need a cable or internet show for their stories lmao -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Knock and Geechee be painting vivid pictures wit their stories.
For real. ? a book. We need a cable or internet show for their stories lmao
This ? is more entertaining than Power and Empire put together lmao -
"His mama looked at the score and it was like...
77-12 or some ? ."
"You aint gotta beat him like that... you could let him win"
"He picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"
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Knock_Twice wrote: »Part 5
So she lokee ? off and I'm like shid you shoulda never told me to keep scrolling through my gallery, but ? it.
So the mama was asked what we doing tonight, if we were going out or something, and I was like nah I'm tired and she was tired too, we had been riping and running in the stores all day, Lil buds buds was pressing his mama to leave, he really wanted to play with me smh, the lil chick mama was like dayum buds you never leave my house, you always wanna stay wit your grandmama, you just wanna go play with Mr.Knock I see, smh I'm looking and hearing this ? again wit a fake smile like mama dukes is really pushing this ? I see Lol. So we all leave and head to my lil chick's place, we get in and settle, lil bud had the ps4, dude was like you wanna see my room? and I was like yea, show me his ? or whatnot and he was like let's play 2k, I was like I need to talk to your mama, she was in the her room doing who knows what, so me and lil buds starting playing the game Lol, He's into the ? , I'm sitting indian style kicking his ass, At one point I was beating that ? like 55-8 or some ? , he was like "you're really good" I shrugged and said, anybody can get it, lil buds buds laughs, and now I see his mama out the corner of my eye leaning against the door with some high boy shorts and a long t-shirt lawd smh but wha I didn't like was she had that "aww look at them smile on her" Lol smh, then she was like Lil bud me and Mr. Knock have some talking too do, he was like "aww mom, we are really having fun" smh I was like lil buds I'ma come back, at this point the score is like 77-12 or some ? . His mama looked at the score and was like "you aint gotta beat him like that, and decks me in the chest" you could let him win. I walked past her and said "he picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"
Long story short, we ended up watching a movie and guess who comes into the room, Lil bud bud and now it's the 3 of us watching a movie, ? buds buds aint go to sleep until 2:30 that morning Lol...it was me and his ass up watching movies, his mama been went to sleep on us. I ended up telling him I was going to sleep, waking his mama up and knocking her down.
Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds.
I hadn't answered her text nor calls since and all this happened on Sunday.
*sighs*
...BRUH.. U DID EXTREMLY TOOOOOOOOO MUCH TO ? ... LIKE U WENT TITANIC OVER BOARD!! -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Knock and Geechee be painting vivid pictures wit their stories.
For real. ? a book. We need a cable or internet show for their stories lmao
Animated youtube series -
so my chick went on vacay.
the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good ? , but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that ? im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and ? ..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were ? UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the ? she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that ? up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.
so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. ? chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...
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808HiLife808 wrote: »so my chick went on vacay.
the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good ? , but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that ? im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and ? ..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were ? UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the ? she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that ? up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.
so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. ? chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...
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Ain't that the truthRecaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »808HiLife808 wrote: »so my chick went on vacay.
the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good ? , but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that ? im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and ? ..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were ? UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the ? she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that ? up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.
so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. ? chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »Knock_Twice wrote: »
? dont care bout ap12 seeing the ? . Let ya fellow brothers of the IC eat...
damn lurk lol
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »geechee slim wrote: »Lemme find out they ? in my livin room while I'm gone
So wait, are yall roommates or does he stay with you?
I was staying by myself for maybe 3 years, and my cousin moved in with me and pays half of all the bills. but I still consider it my home, and everything in that house I put it there. That towel rack, I built with these hands. So imagine coming into your bathroom for 3 weeks straight and you see this.
Now I'm concerned. If this bish got a toothbrush in here then its over for my cousin. Is she living here? Define "living." In the state of South Carolina, if my roommate lets his girlfriend sleep, bath, and brush teeth here for 30 days, that's a common law marriage. He would then legally be obligated to assist her in moving [out].
I come home from work, all by myself, and she's in his room with the door open. "Hello...?" She says whats up, and aks me "how fast is your wifi?"
Dis niggarette. Anyway, I go in the kitchen and she says "You guys got any bowls or plates I can eat with?" I say "you can clean out one of my cousin's plates... Matter fact, text him I said get some tupperware, dishwashing liquid, and drain cleaner."
She says "whats your name again?"
I'm Irah.
"Amara?"
No, I'm Irah.
"Oh... Amara is such a cute name."
As soon as I open my laptop I get the message "YOU HAVE USED 300GB OF XFINITY BROADBAND. YOU WILL INCURE OVERAGES. " No wonder she asked me about the wifi. She burned through it binge-watching movies. She brings true meaning to Netflix and chill... and the bish can't pronounce my name.
For the rest of the week, they'd smash all night. I finally asked him befor he hopped in the bathroom. You know how you yell in a whisper? I say, "Cuz... is she LIVING here?!?" He exhales, "only until she can get a new place."
He looks at me like "what's the problem?" I say
"well damn, can she cook? She been here must be 3 weeks! Shes ? you but she don't feed me.Tell her to pick up a broom or something. I got trash and a sink fulla dishes!"
He must've soaked it all in. I wake up around 1pm next morning. I hop out the room like "*sniff sniff* What the hell is that smell?"
Oh ? , this bish done went and got a coffe maker. My cousin comes through like father Bradey and says "careful, It's still hot." Im like when did you get a coffee maker. He says "She bought it this morning. It gave us something to do while we clean the floors and wash she dishes." She comes behind him and gives a look. Word? My dishes hadn't been cleaned in like 4+ months.
I say, "you washed my dishes? Thank you so much."
She says "your welcome, Amara." -
? ur life is a Wayans Bros episode
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I don't even drink coffee.
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Geechee at this point needs to give shawty an ultimatum. Cuz they ? -ing u right now bruh.
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damn, my apt had that EXACT countertop set up. Knobs, handles and all
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I would sit down with the cousin to really find out the living arrangements and her actually finding a new place.
I know from experience that mfer get comfortable real quick. I would tell your cousin she has 1 or 2 months to find a place depending on her situation or they will both be looking for a spot.
Ask her where her friends at? If she not supplying more ? opportunities. She is damn near useless.
Extra ? from a ol head view:Damn at yall only having one bathroom. Invest in paperplates and plastic ware. Keep down on washing dishes as a bachelor. I lived off of crock pots and frozen food for damn near three years.
Also use her womanly view to help spruce up the place. A trip to family Dollar or Dollar General for pictures and other ? can help score better. Chick help me on that and women were actually impressed by the decor. Make her take all her ? back to their room also(curlers, hair grease, etc.). Cut down you having to explain ? to women when they come over. -
Mane
I don't know about yall scums but that boy Gee be having them stories Lol
2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL
I mean.......
*the ? with the golds* gif
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Couldn't be me bruh hahaKnock_Twice wrote: »Mane
I don't know about yall scums but that boy Gee be having them stories Lol
2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL
I mean.......
*the ? with the golds* gif
? scared to leave they ? around me because of my past. My brothers included. Lmao!
I remember one night my brothers girl called and asked the significant other for a ride to work but she was busy so she asked me if I would, which I was cool with. Met her out front of their apartments, took her to work.
Well apparently the next day my brothers girl was on the phone with my significant other and was telling her that when she got home from work, my brother started questioning her. Lol
Was that my brother that came and picked you up?
Why didn't you text me to tell me after you got in the car it was him and not her?
What did the ? say to you?
Did he flirt with you?
Did he try to get at you?
Significant other looking at me like "why would he think that about you?"
Me: "That ? just insecure is all"
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Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows
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Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows
Smh for shame
Surprised that ? hasn't mentioned having any gun shot or stab wounds from ? 's tryin to ? his azzz. Lol
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