Experiences With The Homeless

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  • Mastery
    Mastery Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Stew wrote: »
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    Lol this was in London, my homeboy wanted to chat with this cat for some reason. It was late as ? and we in another country ? around with the homeless, I was nervous as ? lol

    I see you clutching your pearls with your right hand :joy:
  • MECCA1000
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    Was this dude use to hang out at a barbershop up in the Bronx. Dude use to sweep up, take out the trash, run to the store for us (bring back all your change too). Dude was super resourceful ...... would come in the shop and let you know if your parking meter was bout to run out and would put more change in it for you ..... after while he came up with the tool to ? open hydrants and started washing cars or clean windows for like cash or some food if he didn't already have food ...... after while dude would break $20's if you needed change lol

    I never knew his name ...... just that everybody called Money man

    90's homeless dudes would work for there's
  • Go figure
    Go figure Guests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

    Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said ? it threw him $3 n a cig, ? u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

    Started avoiding that spot like the plague.
  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    About two years ago; the local news aired a special about a couple of homeless people living under this bridge here. Every so often, I'll ride pass, stop & buy them food.
  • Idiopathic Joker
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    Go figure wrote: »
    Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

    Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said ? it threw him $3 n a cig, ? u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

    Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

    Just say where the blacks stay dawg
  • Mastery
    Mastery Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @atribecalledgabi

    I know you had a couple run-ins haha

    You too @CapitalB haha
  • Go figure
    Go figure Guests, Members, Confirm Email, Writer Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Go figure wrote: »
    Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

    Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said ? it threw him $3 n a cig, ? u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

    Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

    Just say where the blacks stay dawg

    Heyyo not about race.

    Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me
  • Mastery
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    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

    Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said ? it threw him $3 n a cig, ? u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

    Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

    Just say where the blacks stay dawg

    Heyyo not about race.

    Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me

    @Elzo69Renaissance
  • CapitalB
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    Mastery wrote: »
    @atribecalledgabi

    I know you had a couple run-ins haha

    You too @CapitalB haha

    i dont really ? wit bums..

    but funniest story was when i was younger i had the bright idea to pay bums to buy my alcohol! :joy: :joy:

    ? was like 15/16 drinkin St Ides special brew. hahaha

    one time tho me and the homies pieced up for this porno tape and paid a ? to go get it..
    we thought we was go have to jump him cause that muthafucka wanna walk off wit our ? ..

    turns out he jus wanted to go down the street before handin it off..

    we was about to thump that ? ! hahahaha



























































































    thats all i got. lol
  • atribecalledgabi
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    Lol I don't have no good homeless stories I can think of...

    Couple weeks ago tho I was going to the store and this dude asked me for 50 cents and I said I ain't got no change....he gon say can I get $1...I was like bruh.....then he like can you get cash back and give me some when you come out??? I was like "sir you making a lot of demands for somebody that ain't got 50 cents" and went on about my life.
  • geeboy
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    Scene: Meeting up for a birthday.
    Location: Harold's on Edgewood, ATL

    Me and my girl walking up and this ? was like "aye, you got a lil change?" I said "no" and kept it moving.

    Its packed so we dip back out and meet the other four walking up. My cuz girl wanna order something to go and we gonna go to another spot. She go in and we just outside waiting.

    Couple mins just standing there and some chick walk up selling the lil rubber bracelets (like livestrong). My girl and my homie girl kinda interested. Just so happens I got 3 single ones and that's what they cost.

    We handling our transaction and the ? who asked me for change earlier was just watching. This ? had the audacity to say "Dayum, I just asked for some change and couldn't get that. She ask and y'all pulling out cards and everything. That's ? up." (My homie girl paid with a card cause the lady had a square.)

    I walked straight to his face and said ? how the ? you gonna tell me how to spend my money i worked for. Then he gonna say some ? like ? bless you or something and i was like ain't no ? . Then he says why I curse at him or some ? by me saying it wasn't a ? .

    ? turned into me bought to ? up a ? out here. ? lucky I was to clean out there I swear.
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Next time yall see a ? approaching to ask yall for some money flip the script on em.

    "What up bruh you got 3 dollars?! you got any change I can get?!" lmao they dont know what the ? to do, its this ? here who I started hittin with that ? now when hes walkin and he sees ME he speed up and look at the ground, ? wont even say hey no more.
  • 808HiLife808
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    Had a dude come up to me at walmart askin if i liked rap and if he rapped for me could i give him any money i could spare so he could stay in a hostel and not on the street for the night. I had a couple dollars and was feelin generous so i gave it to him...dude hits me with the strugglinest bars ive heard in probably ever...i felt like a judge on american idol or something. I had to wave him off to stop that ? and he goes "awww i was just gettin to the good part..." i was like naaaaaaah...im good...
    He looked legit crushed that i didnt want him to finish. He was standing there holding them dollars with so much hurt and confusion in his eyes..lol
  • MallyG
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    I was at a taco place one this homeless ? acting like he was a parking lot attendant. He trying to guide me in tha space and ? . When I got out he ask my girl for a tip I tell just come on. ? when we was leaving I get back and see a trash can thrown on my car
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    I remember bustin a cig after eating at a restaurant. Some homeless looking dude with a plastic cup in his hand came up to me and started shootin the ? . I wasn't trippin but when I was ready to bounce, he kept on going. I'm like, "aite bruh, nice talkin to ya." He keeps going like "let me finish my story" I'm like "nah bruh. Hear ya go." I drop a few coins in his cup and he like "what are u doing that's my coffee! It's cool tho hahahh!" He really did have coffee in that ? . I'm like yooo my fault bruh."

    Smh. Lesson learned. Don't judge a book by its cover.


    I forgot about this thread!

    These two post back 2 back had me on the verge of tears!! The trash can on the car and droppin' change in the coffee was too much! LMAO!!

    Possible FoF if there are more contributions.
  • MallyG
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    Stew wrote: »
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    Lol this was in London, my homeboy wanted to chat with this cat for some reason. It was late as ? and we in another country ? around with the homeless, I was nervous as ? lol

    @Stew u wasn't slick. U holdin' yo face and got that "This nikka smell like wide open ass!" pose. lol


  • Mastery
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    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    Used to go to this gas station in the rough side of town for snacks n this dude asked for change i said sorry only got my card. This mf asked me to hit the atm and get him some change.

    Another time leaving the same gas station this young dude asked for some change i said ? it threw him $3 n a cig, ? u not 5 other mfs rushed me asking for more i said i gave your boy everything maybe he'll share with u. These mfs were hatin on him like he came up.

    Started avoiding that spot like the plague.

    Just say where the blacks stay dawg

    Heyyo not about race.

    Any chicagoans know the area round 18th pulaski i know ya feel me

    @king hassan
  • Stew
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    MallyG wrote: »
    Stew wrote: »
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    Lol this was in London, my homeboy wanted to chat with this cat for some reason. It was late as ? and we in another country ? around with the homeless, I was nervous as ? lol

    @Stew u wasn't slick. U holdin' yo face and got that "This nikka smell like wide open ass!" pose. lol


    :joy: maaan there was absolutely nothin positive about that whole situation and here my homie go being all friendly wit the cat. I honesty thought he was trollin him at first but nah he was just havin a good ol time chillin wit bruh lol smh u can see it in his face like "yea this my ? Karl we met in the back streets of London we chopped it up and had a grand ol time wit mate" :/
  • Rozetta5tone
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    I been homeless. I don’t help the homeless because the reality is some of them have mental issues that require full time attention in order to really help them and the others just ain’t ? and don’t want help but a handout.

    If an able bodied, determined individual wants help, they help themselves. They make a way. Even mfs with kids. There are plenty of programs and ways to get off the streets. The problem is some ppl don’t want to adhere to the rules in order to receive the benefits.

    Don’t get me wrong, I know some mfs are just in a ? up position but for the most part a good majority of the homeless in America are that way because of themselves. I say this as a person that has been around the perpetual homeless. Mfs that have been without shelter and stability for years.

    Ain’t no pity or charity over here bruh
  • soul rattler
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    Dave2one6 wrote: »
    As soon as i hear "excuse me brotha" i be like "i aint got it." They be like "aint got what?" I be like "whatever you need, i aint got it," and i keep it movin.

    My favorite line...

    "Big man! Big man!"

    I still ignore them but I get a good ass laugh everytime I hear it.
  • 808HiLife808
    808HiLife808 Members Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    was outside this club one night fkn with my phone. next to this club is this hotdog cart and crank dat soulja ? came on on the speakers they got outside. now im not really lookin up, but its this dude talkin to me about soulja boy and how he blew up and what not..my boy is outside too, but standing a bit away from me while im having this convo. i kinda glance up and notice he has his phone out tryna be slick and aim it at me. now i know something is up and start lookin around. the dude im talkin to is standin here talkin to me and eatin hot dogs out the garbage, nfg..30 seconds later a guy from another cart down the street walks over and pours his ashtray full of cigarette butts and water in the hot dog garbage and the first dude is like awww..felt kinda bad and had to get em a hot dog..

    another night outside this other club this dude in a wheelchair rolls up to me talkin about he was in vietnam and givin all these bogus ass years about when it was and how his kids are bad ass because theyre army rangers and whatnot..dude looked waaay too young for any of this to be true but whatever. while hes talkin to me this other ? dude is in the background lookin in our direction and holdin what looks like an id or whatever screamin that hes tryna get fuuuucked up tonight. he walks his ass over to us and wheelchair dude is like see thats the thing about nights like this, all the freakazoids come out. next thing i know i got 5 bums around me asking me for money. my boy got mad like "maaan why you always talkin to bums and ? ? ? this im goin back inside"

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  • Max.
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    I wear my headphone ? these bums


    I saw this cac his skin was real red like he been in the sun forever i got him 2 waters...


    This one tooth ? asked me for change i was likr ok bruh lemme circle back n drove off