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Trill talk most fat ? got GOAT head game lolWill Munny wrote: »If i can get a fat girl to suck my ? , and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.
It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your ? so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol -
FRIED_Day_da13th wrote: »
Trill talk most fat ? got GOAT head game lolWill Munny wrote: »If i can get a fat girl to suck my ? , and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.
It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your ? so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol
Bruh I ? around and almost accidentally tell a fat ? to treat my ? like her favorite food, fat head is GOAT head -
? a fat white ? all of second semester freshmen year. Lmao she ? the whole squad and let us run a train on her a couple of months ago
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I feel ya bro n/h I usually won't ? a fat ? unless I'm hella wasted lol but best believe I'd get my ? sucked sober or notFRIED_Day_da13th wrote: »
Trill talk most fat ? got GOAT head game lolWill Munny wrote: »If i can get a fat girl to suck my ? , and I don't have to do anything, not even make out with her, I'm never ashamed of it.
It happens more often than you'd think. Big girls try to suck your soul through your ? so they can keep you forever cause its the only way they will ever keep a man, but all I ever give them is a mouthful of nut lololololol
Bruh I ? around and almost accidentally tell a fat ? to treat my ? like her favorite food, fat head is GOAT head
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unless she's diseased I give no ? .
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it was my friend's birthday and a few of his female friends were staying in my city for a couple days. ? one of them (good looking, educated, successful, awesome head, out the house before i woke up, comes back, makes asian food and mimosas for the whole team, etc.) we were drunkenly ? that whole weekend. even let me hit raw. i was really feeling myself until i felt a strange discomfort down there a couple days later. it was klamydia. turns out she is the local ? in her city.
i learned my lesson, lol can't be rawdogging these randoms lol. a hoe is a hoe, no matter how pretty or successful she is. -
silverfoxx wrote: »Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.
So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n ? , I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n ? , now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a ? up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept ? blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this ? was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like ? it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my ? , she throws a condom over it and We start ? , this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the ? or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this ? that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.
Bruh. YOU BOLD AF. I probably would have assumed them ? was setting me up. Thats why i dont drink or smoke so i can have clear judgement lol.
I feel u G, more times I wouldn't even have gave that ? a second thought but I could already tell the corny dude was way to corny and even somewhat shook to pull a set up... Still though I play that situation back in my head like once a week on some wtf was I thinking type ? ,
Dont feel bad, i got sticked up form some of the best ? i ever had. Was well worth it. I smashed right in front her brother too. I did some wild ? man. -
it was my friend's birthday and a few of his female friends were staying in my city for a couple days. ? one of them (good looking, educated, successful, awesome head, out the house before i woke up, comes back, makes asian food and mimosas for the whole team, etc.) we were drunkenly ? that whole weekend. even let me hit raw. i was really feeling myself until i felt a strange discomfort down there a couple days later. it was klamydia. turns out she is the local ? in her city.
i learned my lesson, lol can't be rawdogging these randoms lol. a hoe is a hoe, no matter how pretty or successful she is.
Eww, thats why you niggs need to stop going raw! Never went raw, but when a chick gives head you gotta be careful too. Sorry my G hope you cleared now. -
i took the pills they gave me on my way out the health center... terrible idea, got super nauseous, and had explosive diarrhea almost instantly. damn near pooped my pants smh i literally sprinted to the bathroom as soon as i pulled up. waited two weeks, went back and they said i still wasn't clear. had to take a second medication, and now i'm good... major l's
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I ain't never had an std/sti thank ? , I'm scared of ? like that especially AIDS I don't wanna be "that ? " I've almost always threw a jimmy on when ? a random or a chick for the first time, the few times I haven't I've bin mad paranoid, sex ain't even enjoyable in that mind state
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I NEVER go raw on a ? unless I been knowing her 4 a minute and we been ? and I know she clean. Or my main girl. My main rubbers are non existent. I can't fathom how cats but a nasty ass ? at the club and raw dogg her without even knowing the hoes name smhI ain't never had an std/sti thank ? , I'm scared of ? like that especially AIDS I don't wanna be "that ? " I've almost always threw a jimmy on when ? a random or a chick for the first time, the few times I haven't I've bin mad paranoid, sex ain't even enjoyable in that mind state -
I had a one night stand with this white ? I met off of blackplanet.com back in the day. The homie threw a get together and I thought that was the perfect opportunity to try and smash.
So I call her up and get her to come over. Her pics did not match what she actually looked like when she showed up at a ? crib. Kinda looked like that white trash ? off of don't be a menace. As soon as she showed up my ? was letting me have it. Smh.
I was ignoring her most of the night but after a couple blunts and the henny i was like ? it. Man ? was wack! After she left I ain't come out the room the rest of the night. I felt so bad about myself I went to church with my moms the next day to get right with ? and question my life decisions.
Make it so bad every time I go over the homie house he bring it up or try to put don't be a menace on tv Smdh. -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
That's what they make paper bags for. -
There was this one ? early in college. She had big ass ? , a decent ass, in other words her body was up there, but her face was fuucked up. Real ? up.
I use to invite her over when it got dark. ? always wanted me to take her out. It was the most hillarious thing. She would say things like how come you never take me out, how come we never go nowhere, why you always call me at night.
One time I made a move trying to ? , took her shirt off, she gave me head but wouldn't let me ? . She said things like I'm not ? anyone I'm not in a relationship with anymore. I dead ass asked her like hold up you can have my ? in your mouth but we cant ? if I can't date you? She said yea.
I busted in her mouth and never called her again. She use to look like she was gonna ? me up in class. -
? a fat broad off skout for rebound sex and deleted the app.
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Niggersauce wrote: »Lemme see if i got this right
You got ? off your ass, had a good time
Nailed a ? first night
No STD
No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"
And shes above a 5?
...This is a loss?
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Went over this hood-boogers crib one night. She had the prototypical "mom-? ", a fat ass with a fat stomach, with Nat Geo ? .
She had a 2 year old kid whose sole existence was to ? -block the ? out of me. Lil ? started crying whenever I would grab a ? .
Lil bastard finally goes to sleep & I start pummeling shorty standing up from the back. I start rubbing her asscheeks, then my hands went up her back and I felt some "rufferage."
Turned on the light, and this ? had a bunch of perfectly round scab wounds from old wing-worms!! I screamed at her which woke the baby back up.
And yeah, I still finished and got my nut......Don't judge me. -
400 lbs easily... White woman with the biggest ? I've ever seen in real life - a drunken night that ends disgustingly, with lots of self-hatred.
A couple night later I was ? as ? again and ? her friend, who was also another giant white ? . I probably coulda threw em both down at once but that's just too much pork. -
I had a threesome… Because I wanted to have a threesome and the opportunity presented itself, but really neither of those girls were anywhere near my standards. Two 5s make a 10 right? :#
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the dukester wrote: »Went over this hood-boogers crib one night. She had the prototypical "mom-? ", a fat ass with a fat stomach, with Nat Geo ? .
She had a 2 year old kid whose sole existence was to ? -block the ? out of me. Lil ? started crying whenever I would grab a ? .
Lil bastard finally goes to sleep & I start pummeling shorty standing up from the back. I start rubbing her asscheeks, then my hands went up her back and I felt some "rufferage."
Turned on the light, and this ? had a bunch of perfectly round scab wounds from old wing-worms!! I screamed at her which woke the baby back up.
And yeah, I still finished and got my nut......Don't judge me.
Aaaahhhhh ? said ring worm LOL -
Man this one time just pops into my head randomly and forces me to reevaluate life decisions it was so bad...me and a few of my ppls decided to hit an after hours last summer after a night of sitting at my homeboys crib smoking blunts. Nigguhs was haunted and just felt like goin out, "no" was not an option so we figured hit the after hours and make some money while we at it.
So we there, having a few drinks smoking blunts n ? , I wasn't even drinking real heavy at the time, I had to cool it with the alcohol for a bit after a few reckless episodes, this skinny, coked out, nasty teeth havin, cigarette in one hand ash down to the filter holding, scallywag walks up to us at the bar, and stands next to me tryna push up her ass on me n ? , now to my defense me and my girl split up like a week before that so I was on a beat a ? up mission, I start tellin her she can come back to the spot with us, she seemed bout it but she had this corny ass dude with her who was like her boyfriend/friend/chaperone, I dunno but he kept ? blocking the play. My ppl lost interest mad quick cause this ? was like a 2 at best, but homegirl told me to leave with her, her friends truck was parked outside and we could figure something out, I was like ? it why not, that's what I did. We go back to the truck, corny chaperone follows us, he hopes in the driver seat me and her get in the back, shorty proceeds to give me head but the whole time I just kept thinking bout her teeth and that the nastiness was touching my ? , she throws a condom over it and We start ? , this whole time chaperone is driving all around downtown, dude just drove like nothing was going on, Im tryna nut quick and hop out this truck cause at this point I'm thinking I'm having my first cuckold experience and its not what I expected it to be, I swear I musta killed the ? or something cause soon as I utted she hopped off and like a second later just folded in half and fell off the back seat, dude in the front was like she's fine, just leave her like that. I got dropped off back at my boys spot I get in the apartment just as one of them is telling a couple others that just stopped by about how I left with this ? that them nigguhs nicknamed cinnamon on account of her brown teeth, to this day motha fuckas will randomly say "cinnamon" and die laughing.
All that after just a week off a break up ? ?! Not me... -
BangEm_Bart wrote: »? a fat broad off skout for rebound sex and deleted the app.
Tell me about this app....
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Yep it's kind of a short read but here goes....
I've told this story here many times, but I remember when Facebook first really got to popping around 2006 or so when they opened it to everybody and not just college students and select high school students.
There was this girl a little on the chubby side for even my standards, but she had a cute face. She literally looked like singer Jordan Sparks fat sister.
I hit her up and of course she wanted to meet and shortly afterward I popped her ? cherry; I smashed this girl from like 2006-2010 off and on.
She had some of the best ? and mouth I've ever experienced, but she made the mistake of thinking the relationship was more than what it was when we were nothing more than friends with benefits for the most part.
She was nothing more than a headache toward my latter dealings with her because I'd smash and then she'd go try to tell any girlfriend or prospect I was dealing with at the time I was hers and it caused a bunch if trouble for me, but geesh she was a good lay.
Her sex game was so good that it briefly made me think of trying to get in a relationship with her, but she was to big for my liking even though the weight could have been loss and her ambition was not were it needed to be for my liking either. -
yeah so I was in ATL with a couple patnas at the strip club (Strokers). Go outside to the truck. I'm sitting in the back seat. This chick knocks on the window, asking if i'm single or do i have a MAIN girl.
I'm like nah no MAIN , u wanna be a side?
I'm not gonna lie that thang was HIT in the face but had a fat ? nobody could deny.
So i end my trip and keep in touch, on the IM, or text message. She sending me pics. Saying how she likes to give head so much it makes her ? off that alone.
I'm like ? .
Then she says she wants to visit me, she doesn't wanna go out on the town, I can leave her in the house while i go to work. All she needs is food and water.
I'm like cool come thru one weekend.
OK she pays her ticket. i scoop her up, geesh what was i thinking. ? was fat though.
Then she tells me she is staying from FRIDAY till TUESDAY cuz the flight was cheaper. I'm like WTF i got a rotation to maintain how I'ma stash u for 5 days.
Mannn i smashed good the first and second day btu after that it was miserable. Made her sleep in the other room and all. smh. -
Smh i almost smashed a biggums, i thought she was thick nah that bish was fat i think i gave her the ok with my glasses off, any way we get to business i lay on the chick and it was low 2 of me could've fit on her her box was wild big. The whole scene was wack i faked like i came fast and couldn't get back up. Told her don't tell your friends blah blah and ducked her chunky as for the rest of the summer. Make ? worse she turned out to be on of my childhood homie's lil sister smh.
