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  • Westie
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    You have a really weird fascination with my city. It's strange.

    Where are you from?

    Boston

    The mean streets of boston. Benzino out there shootin at ? wit a rabbit ridin shotgun I heard.

    I don't claim Benzino. Everywhere has a hood though. Next

    So with that cost of living....How does. What part of boston are you from? I ain't even mention the hood.

    I'm from dorchester. I live in the suburbs now.

    Dorchester is the hood in boston?

    Some parts yes. One of them.

    Are all the harder areas stacked on top of eachother. Or do you have to go across town to get from one hood to the next?

    The hood areas in Boston itself are kinda close together. The main three are roxbury, Mattapan and dorchester.
  • MissK
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    Rasta. wrote: »
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    @Westie

    Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

    Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with ? which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?
    you should have honked his sack lol foh ?

    Who are these guys @MissK?

    men who were never breastfed
    men who rely too much on porn as a teaching tool
    men who just want to 'get off'
  • _Lefty
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    MissK wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    MissK wrote: »
    @Westie

    Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

    Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with ? which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?
    you should have honked his sack lol foh ?

    Who are these guys @MissK?

    men who were never breastfed
    men who rely too much on porn as a teaching tool
    men who just want to 'get off'

    ? are wonderful. You can do more with ? than you can with an ass. They're so well rounded lol. Pun intended.
  • Rasta.
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    MissK wrote: »
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    MissK wrote: »
    @Westie

    Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

    Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with ? which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?
    you should have honked his sack lol foh ?

    Who are these guys @MissK?

    men who were never breastfed
    men who rely too much on porn as a teaching tool
    men who just want to 'get off'

    Wooah! I was never breastfed but I love breastesses lol
  • MissK
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    That one was a joke @Rasta. :p
  • BangEm_Bart
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  • _Lefty
    _Lefty Members Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ass >>>> ?

    ? is like ali, ass is like tyson. You'd rather have ali if you goin 15 rounds. A fat ass will make a ? lose his mind in the first round. But after the backshots, and all the angles of the back shots. You gon need somethin else if she ain't a stone cold freak. I can take a pair of ? and entertain myself for hours lol.

    One thing ? get misconstrued tho. ? are the woat to lay on and be comfortable, don't accidently lay on the nipple, it's over, ? on the other hand, if she got some hips and layin on her side, or if got a poker and layin on her stomach a fat ass can be better than a pillow real talk.
  • Rasta.
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    Ass >>>> ?

    Ain't nothing wrong with both....but to have a girl ride you facing you, with one hand caressing one ? and your mouth on the other ? is what heaven must feel like.
  • BangEm_Bart
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    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.
  • Rasta.
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    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    Well that's because you just tryna catch a nut nh. Ya ain't gotta see her face.
  • _Lefty
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    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.
  • BangEm_Bart
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    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Shorty was busted with ? when I did it. I forgot to add that story in here.
  • Westie
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    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.
  • Westie
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    @BangEm_Bart idk why you nosigned my post...you have experience with a man's ass in your face or you think I don't have boundaries?
  • Rasta.
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    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho
  • _Lefty
    _Lefty Members Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    When we eatin ya'll ? from the back, you think we just cool with bein that close to the mexican border?

    Love = Sacrifice.
  • Westie
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    Rasta. wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho

    Yes and yes. Man's ? and a woman's ? are not the same.

  • Westie
    Westie Members Posts: 12,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    _Lefty wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    When we eatin ya'll ? from the back, you think we just cool with bein that close to the mexican border?

    Love = Sacrifice.

    Yeah. Like I said never ever ever will I love someone that much.
  • Rasta.
    Rasta. Members Posts: 9,342 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Westie wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho

    Yes and yes. Man's ? and a woman's ? are not the same.

    I want to continue this conversation but I'm only familiar with the crevices of females so you win
  • _Lefty
    _Lefty Members Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Westie wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho

    Yes and yes. Man's ? and a woman's ? are not the same.

    Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.
  • Westie
    Westie Members Posts: 12,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    _Lefty wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho

    Yes and yes. Man's ? and a woman's ? are not the same.

    Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.

    Do you get your ? waxed?
  • _Lefty
    _Lefty Members Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    _Lefty wrote: »
    There's just so much more you can do when a chick gotta fat ass but it only works if she a freak. A boring chick with a fat ass is as wack as Jhonni Blaze sex tape. I've ? myself over messing with butterfaces with fat ? but a butterface with big ? will easily get dismissed.

    You haven't lived until you ? a broad between her ? and she lickin your ? at the same time bruh.

    Too far.

    That view is ? horrible. It's one thing to ? with your head hanging off the bed it's another for and a mans ass to be directly on your nose. I'll never love anybody enough for a ? to ride my face.

    Ain't nobody riding yo face but best belee you caressing deez nuts nh. I bet you'll love riding a ? face tho

    Yes and yes. Man's ? and a woman's ? are not the same.

    Women can't ask for equal pay making statements like this.

    Do you get your ? waxed?

    Touche' babygirl. Touche'.
  • Rasta.
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  • _Lefty
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    Rasta. wrote: »
    @_Lefty abort mission

    ? .....
  • BangEm_Bart
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    Westie wrote: »
    @BangEm_Bart idk why you nosigned my post...you have experience with a man's ass in your face or you think I don't have boundaries?

    I disagree that you will never let Bart ride your face.