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  • Cinco
    Cinco Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 5,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MissK wrote: »
    @Westie

    Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

    Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with ? which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?
    you should have honked his sack lol foh ?
    Not what I was looking forward to in that spoiler. Gotta flag ya
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I come back and one ? talking down on ? and another getting ass waxing tips

    Why can't we just have a good healthy discussion about ? with a lot of visual aides?
  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Cinco wrote: »
    MissK wrote: »
    @Westie

    Girl I am done! lmaooooooo

    Seems a lot of guys just don't know what to do with ? which I find strange given the obsession some have. I am like do you not see these big thangs up here?!!?
    you should have honked his sack lol foh ?
    Not what I was looking forward to in that spoiler. Gotta flag ya

    So you want me to talk about sacks out in public...lol cool #kcaredbutfuckit

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  • bossdon201
    bossdon201 Members Posts: 900 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Man over the past summer me and 3 of my boys went to AC for a weekend. ? was wack as hell and Atlantic city is definitely dead. After drinking and smoking a ? was ready to ? anything. Found this white mid 40s straggler walking the casino floor. All of my home boys looked at me in unison like don't do it. Wasn't enough alcohol in the world that could impair my judgement on what I was seeing but I needed a nut. She tried kissing me in the elevator and I wold push her head away. Took her to the room and lifted her dress, all of her skin was sagging and wrinkled. Let her give me head but with a condom on. I didn't even want to ? her or claim her as a list of people I smashed so I grinded on her til I busted. Gave her a red bull and told her I would call a uber for her to go to her hotel. Never did. Still think about it and smh
  • EmM HoLLa.
    EmM HoLLa. Members Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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    I'm Guilty.. I spend very little time on breast during foreplay.. However, when she's on top I go ? bobbin and end up looking like this guy. LMAO

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  • MissK
    MissK Members Posts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Alright @Cinco to paraphrase @Chicity

    you have made an enemy this day!
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MissK wrote: »
    Alright @Cinco to paraphrase @Chicity

    you have made an enemy this day friend!
    Fixed

    Gotta add 'friend' to the end of it so he knows you mean business
  • rapmusic
    rapmusic Members Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When I got my first job in my current career I met this big white girl that used to come in with the crew that cleaned our buildings late night. I knew she liked me but I never paid her any attention. She told one of my co-workers that she liked me.. Older ? who would ? anything lol. Anyway long story short, he somehow gets us together to talk and we just chill and shoot the ? while walking along the riverwalk(it was right next to the job) This was a night that I had to work late.. I jump in my car so I could go home and she walks up to the passenger side and knocks on the window. She jumps on the passenger side and pulls out her ? .. They were big but really only because she was big lol. I just like lazily play around with them pulling the nipples and stuff. She says "my turn" and goes down to mess with my pants and whatnot. She sucks it and swallows the seed. Man she took my soul like she was Shang Tsung lol! She told my damn co worker about it and he gave me ? for a week cause she did have me screaming lol. She called me to try to get me over her house but I was like nah.
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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    Fat ? give the best head bruh. Idk what it is but the best I ever had was from this walrus ass ?
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
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    *thinks if he already told story about chick he smashed that when she bent over her azzz smelled unwashed and death*