ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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I was getting my food handlers card. Met this nice looking chick. Spit my little game, she loved it. We get in her car (I was on the Freight). She asks to see my ? , holds my ? and inspects it then starts sucking me up. I started rubbing her ? , ? her. I pull out my condom, and take my glasses off, and I get a whiff of some tuna/cheese smell. I sniff my fingers, and it was from her ? ! So I stop shorty, and tell her I had to be at football practice, she offers to drive me. So I get out and she give me her number and tells me she want to finish what we started. I bee lined to the locker room, SCALDED my left hand and wrist in hot water. I never smashed shorty, but I did ? with her a few times.
When I moved into my current apartments, my across the hall neighbor was a bad, tall, redbone. I had tried to ? a few times, but she would only give me head. One night I'm coming upstairs and she ask to come over. We chill, and she was dancing on me and got me saluting. She proceeds with the head, I'm tryna ? her this time. I slide down her pants, and she stop me. I'm thinking she gonna hit me with the usual no, be happy you're getting head. She ask me if I got a rubber! I'm like of course. I put the rubber on, and she bent over ready, soaking my sheets. I'm about 5 minutes in and I'm getting whiffs of Stank. I pull out and it hit me dead on. It wasn't bad smelling, but not normal ? smelling either. I asked her to hit my shower, and I told her why. She obliged, and the Smell was gone. We screwed many times till she moved to Birmingham. No odor since that 1 time. -
Dead @ telling a ? to hit the showers like after a game haha
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had and ex i ate out once and had the smell on my face. nice doused himself in alcohol and lit that match. disclaimer: never do that ? . lol
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My first time was turrible. The chick I did it with was super thick. She teasing me and then we start getting real. She took off her pants and her cat smelt like kneecap ? .
I immediately went limp but went in for the sake of my virginity. Worst first time ever... -
Yo how do yall ? politely tells girls to hit the shower without offending them?
Won't that ? the mood? -
silverfoxx wrote: »Yo how do yall ? politely tells girls to hit the shower without offending them?
Won't that ? the mood?
It will.....
And the shower will only temporarily disguise the aroma of budussy......
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IAmtheville = legend poster
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? i dont get ? so i dont tell a ? ? .
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Get in the shower with them!!
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damn this thread got me crossing my fingers this broad im talkin to aint Fishy Fishy, cause im tryna shift that bitche ?
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nightmares.
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this thread stank
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? it. stank ? goat. it be juicy and wet at the same time. all with a sticky feeling. lol
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silverfoxx wrote: »Yo how do yall ? politely tells girls to hit the shower without offending them?
Won't that ? the mood?
Be honest, but not brutal. I didn't say hit the shower literally. I just told her that I really want to have the best experience with her. -
Stank ? is funny until it happens to you.
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I made the thread about a friend's fingers end up smelling like wild caught catfish. Thank goodness I haven't experience funk with all the ones I've been with.
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As I been getting older I Notice a lot of women be stankin!?!??! Have a few stories long story short met a broad chatted it up she calls few days later. I head to her house we watching a movie. We get to fooling around I take her pants off no smell yet must of been the adrenaline start ? her I smell dirrahea diaper smell my finger smells like the broads ass smelt she took a dirrihea ? went out on a warm summer day let the juices drip into her box
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? out here smelling like Shamu. Smh.
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If a ? ? is putrid
1. Std
2. ? ? that dont wash
3. She wipe back to front -
If a ? ? is putrid
1. Std
2. ? ? that dont wash
3. She wipe back to front
i hope the alcohol saved me from the std's bruh cause a ? be goin in. no wayne........pause
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »? it. stank ? goat. it be juicy and wet at the same time. all with a sticky feeling. lol
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my BF told me randomly one day
'your ? 's never smelt 'frawsy' (wtf that mean) you know'
'what?'
'like it smells fresh each time'
'huuuh?'
'trust me, ? dont always smell fresh, well done'
'thanks?' -
I wanted to ? this white ?
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BabyBugatti wrote: »my BF told me randomly one day
'your ? 's never smelt 'frawsy' (wtf that mean) you know'
'what?'
'like it smells fresh each time'
'huuuh?'
'trust me, ? dont always smell fresh, well done'
'thanks?'
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BabyBugatti wrote: »my BF told me randomly one day
'your ? 's never smelt 'frawsy' (wtf that mean) you know'
'what?'
'like it smells fresh each time'
'huuuh?'
'trust me, ? dont always smell fresh, well done'
'thanks?'
What could cause a women to smell like that anyway? It seems when we bring up this topic women seem to be completely unaware of their own funk. How can you not know you smell like fish? Shouldn't women give themselves a finger test before sex.
