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Dirty Sanchez
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I once stole a $100 out of a preacher's bible in his unlocked truck.
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had 2 ? chicks in my appartment on vacation, 1 passed the ? out and was about to ? all over my bed, i carried her ass out kicked her on the streets ? as ? , stole their cab money and bought weed with that ? .
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In '94 I got jumped by two dudes trying to steal my '91 Honda Accord and was stabbed in the leg by one of them by a screwdriver or a knife don't really know. Few weeks after that we found the dudes who did it lets just say a bad thing happen.
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when i was like 10 years old, i had beef with this 15 year old dude.. told my brother i got punched in the face, my brother went to dude's house beat him up in front of his parents.. dude had to go to the hospital emergency ? cause his face looked like a ? on its period.
I have never been punched by dude, he was innocent.
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Senior year of high school I made a classmate with walking disability drop out for a week cause me and all my friends used to make leg jokes about him every day, I was the ring leader.
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While in Winston-Salem at a females house I was getting dome from her her mom walked in and saw us. She looked at me and put her fingers to her lips and said shhhh. I was scared so I didn't tell her daughter or stop her the mom stood there for about a minute then left. I finished the daughter was like ol ? I think my mom home and I played it off like I was scared and left. She called me the next day and I said we need to stop seeing each other at your house. Her mother never said anything but damn that ? freaked me out.
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Was dating this girl who really loved me, and I knew it. She got sick and was in the hospital,she called me from her room. Whatever she had, it was a throat virus. So when she spoke she sounded like Michael Clarke Duncan. I told her I would come to visit her in the hospital later that day. Hung up the phone and avoided her like the plague, until she painfully gave up trying to communicate with me again.
#gettingthingsoffmychestParallelRhymes wrote: »In high school one of my friends really liked this girl and she didn't want to give him the time of day. They lived across the street from each other but he never ? despite trying for years. I made a rap song called "It's a Lonely Night" about him and this girl. When we graduated he walked across the stage and like 40 people yelled "it's a lonely night" and he was embarrassed as ? .
#thingsthatarestillfunnyin highschool we had secret santa, one of the baddest girls in the class got me socks, and i got this fat girl some m n m's and snicker bars..the bad chick tried to embarass me infront of the class about my gift i went off on her like "? everybody in this class got socks, i don't even need these ? , i might re gift them to my nephew, but i bet you everything in my pocket that chocolate don't make it to the end of the day"
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I once stole like 200 bucks from a homies punk ass dad. When his dad came and started looking for it he right away blamed my homie then proceeded to take him to his room and got his ass beat. I quickly walked the ? on to where my mom works and paid for lunch
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in 3rd grade our teacher finally came back from a car accident with crutches. i dared this one kid to take the rubber stops off of her crutches....he did it and she was out for a another month
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I didn't learn how to drive until last year. I'm still not that good and I get nervous when my boo isn't in the car with me.
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in 4th grade my teacher asked me if I wanted to see nude pics of her... I was too dumb to understand so I was like "nah"...
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sweetheart93 wrote: »I didn't learn how to drive until last year. I'm still not that good and I get nervous when my boo isn't in the car with me.
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thats ok most women cant drive
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In college I used to delete random peoples work folders from their computers before class, just to see how they would explain it when the teacher called on them to show their work.
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i once ? on my mother. when i was a kid i used to ? out of the bathroom window, and just so happened one day my mother was doing work outside..and felt the water on her head and looked up.....
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this happened years ago,someone left 35 dollars in an envelope in my mailbox .. little did they know bob. didnt live here
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I confess that I wanna have a threesome with Mars and Kat.
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Do you guys eat while taking a bath?
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I once tried getting my bestfriend high. She was gone cuz it was her first time, and I was trying to smash or atleast get my ? sucked. So we went to my room and I started "tickling her". i was playing with her bra straps and ? then she started to crawl over me and rub all up on me. Then the ? flat out laid down and passed out. She was kind enough to hold my hand though smh.
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when we were in college we got 500 signatures to have the waterfountain in the quad turned back on, and the very first night it was on we put 50 gallons of bubblebath in it and had a party until campus security shut it down, and had the fountain turned off again.
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i once convinced my ex girl to scam a dude using yahoo messenger & paypal when it 1st got popular..
he was this big fat dude who wanted to talk to her and was willing to trick so i told her
she should charge for her time... she did... he tipped her over $3000 over the course of 2 month just to chat...
turns out he was a hustler too and the credit card he was using was stolen..my ex got emails from a farmer in
? Montana URGING her to refund the money...
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When i was 15, around christmas time, my friends and i would go thru peoples mail boxes in search for christmas cards. We got out of school before anyone got home from work. We only got like 80 bucks out of it, but it was still nice.
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i almost sheded a tear when i saw slaves get whipped in django
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My friends and I used to empty out bags of dog-? in the return slot at the library in 4th grade...
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I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000
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Had beef with a deaf dude in college, he used to look at me during class and mug me even tho I tried to be cool with him, he used to distract me every day cause I'd catch him and his helper doing sign language while looking at me, then she'd laugh.. One day I got so ? off that I moved to the very back of the room and started flipping him the bird during lecture when his helper wasn't watching
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I only been here a couple months and I can honestly say that the IC sucks Donkey ? .
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in Junior high, my friends and i used to go to the library and just stare at this one librarian until he flipped out and started throwing books and screaming at us... it was quite a hilarious break down...
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