IC CONFESSIONS THREAD
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englishdude wrote: »I once assaulted a grown woman who tried to run my little brother over.
2 months later she died from cancer, everyone around my way gave me the nickname "cancer punch" I embraced it.
#thingsifoundfunnybutamslightlyashamedof
Me and a friend once stayed inside a local bar past closing smoking weed, somehow they didn't find us in there or smell the weed.... Once the bartender locked up an left we emptied the cash bags behind the bar and stole everything from the top shelf. Left out the window got seen by a witness, dumped the keys with no ? given.
Day after walked into the same pub and got ? up on the money we stole the previous night and denied everything got a local ? to vouch for us.
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yall ? had to ? up a good thing
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icecoldstew wrote: »I confess that I wanna have a threesome with Mars and Kat.
In the mod room you said it was a 3some with me and Kai
#liar
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LMAO @ origami doves you ? are ? weirdos
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i used to have a job doing door to door sales, customer wasnt interested, asked if i could use her bathroom real quick.. Took a massive ? took like 25 minutes before i was done, also stole the air freshner so her whole house smelled like ? .
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One time when i used to sub.. i crushed the teachers tape dispenser..banging it on a desk to shut those bad ass kids up.. i didnt know the base was filled with concrete.. so i put it back like nada happened.. you wouldnt.. know until you lifted it up
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ParallelRhymes wrote: »Last year this girl was dissing me and my friend on Twitter so I put her on an STD website and had her followers think she had an STD and one guy expose the fact they ? or something while she was with somebody else.
In reality that is completely photoshopped and I never reported her on the site
#GettingThingsOffMyChest
PR sabotaging blacks -
in junior high, my friends and I used to prank call all our classmates... we would call collect from pay phones... to get blacks to accept say its "Junior"... to get spics to accept just say its "Papi"... worked every time...
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Lol ParallelRhymes aint ?
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I've sabotaged PLENTY of moments where I was about to have 1st time sex wit a chick. I would make up dumb azzz reasons why I cancelled plans. The reason I sabotaged, was b/c I was too nervous sexing them the for the first time. ? was nervous as all hell about not being able to perform, and being talked about. When I got more comfortable, we eventually end up sexing tho.
One hefa called me out on my bs and told me to bring my azzz to the hotel room she got.
Smh & lol.
#feelsgoodtogetthingsoffmychest
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The first time I ? it, I had no idea where the "stuff" came from. I thought it came from under the ? .
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pr is ruthless
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I love going to the buffets for the food.. but also crackin jokes on all the fat people
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my wife has a deaf cousin. and i'm always saying mean and ? up things to her while smiling. I think she can read lips but i really don't give a ? , she can't say one clear sentence without sounding like a wounded seal
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I am actually chicity's alias
#gettingthingsoffmychest
U just ? up a diamond thread and thus I must stop using your account
#gettingthingsoffmychest
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lmao @ wounded seal, you ? aint ?
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put an x-pill in a chicks ass and she aint even know it
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I once thought my cousin's neighbors had broken into his house...They weren't home the night I was over there but I was angry so I took a ? on their porch...The next day he called and told me no one had broken in, he was just trippin and he found the ? he thought was stolen...Iono if the neighbors ever felt a type of way bout the ? on they porch though...
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my wife has a deaf cousin. and i'm always saying mean and ? up things to her while smiling. I think she can read lips but i really don't give a ? , she can't say one clear sentence without sounding like a wounded seal
#gettingthingsoffmychest
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I ? a girl once at a burger king restaurant
Once at a classroom in College
At a library in college
At a movie theater (LOTR was playing that day..Dec 17th 2003)
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You ? somebody during LOTR?
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One of my neighbour owns racing pigeons, I shot one of them mistaking it for a pest pigeon. He still doesn't know I killed it.
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I once ? in the movie theater while watching matrix 2. I had too much to drink and thought i could get away with it cuz of the noise. Only the movie went silent, and it was loud as ? and obvious what I was doing.
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All pigeons are pest you did good, ? him and his disgusting hobby.
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