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  • Matt-
    Matt- Members Posts: 21,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    sup yall what i miss?
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  • MrCrookedLetter
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    Dead@ at it killed my pet chicken, I'm sorry Kai, but that ? was funny lmaoo
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  • englishdude
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    I own tarantulas and alot of people in my local bar are arachnophobic.

    I got the molt of one of my 8" tarantulas took it to the bar with me and hid it behind some of the liquor bottles, almost gave the bar staff a heart attack I got barred for a week for that, hilarious.

    Had a ? kid around my way when we was young, he was molested and ? and had an irrational fear of Halloween masks.... We used to leave Halloween masks hanging up in his front porch overnight, you could hear him scream from down the street.

    Same kid... We used to catch insects coat them in chocolate and sell them to him.


    #gettingthingsoffmychest
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  • Will Munny
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    THis thread seperates the jokesters from the actual societal degenerates.
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  • 700
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    LonedogAchilles wrote: »
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

    #gettingthingsoffmychest

    i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa

    sad to say but cosign
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  • englishdude
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    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai, not to be funny or anything

    wat the ? was yall zoo's like?

    Domestic cats, dogs and other ordinary homely creatures.
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  • englishdude
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    LonedogAchilles wrote: »
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

    #gettingthingsoffmychest

    i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa


    The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha
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  • Billy_Poncho
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    kai_valya wrote: »
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    kai, not to be funny or anything

    wat the ? was yall zoo's like?

    i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

    so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

    there aint no 6 flags over africa

    i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

    Celebrate? ? young Kai had to suit up for war...
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  • Trollio
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    CC_Poncho wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai, not to be funny or anything

    wat the ? was yall zoo's like?

    i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

    so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

    there aint no 6 flags over africa

    i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

    Celebrate? ? young Kai had to suit up for war...

    i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?
    yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?
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  • englishdude
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    Top Cat wrote: »
    CC_Poncho wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai, not to be funny or anything

    wat the ? was yall zoo's like?

    i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

    so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

    there aint no 6 flags over africa

    i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

    Celebrate? ? young Kai had to suit up for war...

    i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?
    yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?

    Tears... Even cheetahs struggle chasing antelopes lol.

    She's Samoan not Kenyan.
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  • Trollio
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    englishdude wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    CC_Poncho wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    Top Cat wrote: »
    kai, not to be funny or anything

    wat the ? was yall zoo's like?

    i lived in a country ruled by anarchy. when's the last time you've ever heard of an anarchist zoo? nature is an anarchist's zoo lol

    so when summer came, what did yall do for fun?

    there aint no 6 flags over africa

    i bet yall just celebrated from surviving the winter huh

    Celebrate? ? young Kai had to suit up for war...

    i wonder if she ever skinned a animal?
    yo kai you ever chase down a antelope bare foot?

    Tears... Even cheetahs struggle chasing antelopes lol.

    She's Samoan not Kenyan.

    crazy

    we was playing oregon trail as kids, she was living it

    shoutout to africa
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  • damobb2deep
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    englishdude wrote: »
    LonedogAchilles wrote: »
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

    #gettingthingsoffmychest

    i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa


    The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha
    lol i was 6 years old...
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  • el_bandido
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    I forgot the Ic existed i aint been on here in so damn long
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  • englishdude
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    damobb2deep wrote: »
    englishdude wrote: »
    LonedogAchilles wrote: »
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I cried a lil when Godzilla died in Godzilla 2000

    #gettingthingsoffmychest

    i cried a little when Scar killed Mufassa


    The cosigns by Plap and thamobb2deep make this post that much funnier ha
    lol i was 6 years old...

    When the original dropped, don't lie you went to the 3D versions grand opening and cried again... Its cool, thugs cry too.

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  • Purr
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    I trip over my own feet a lot. I can't dance for a black person :(

    I'm terrible at math but I had convinced majority of my professors to pass me except for one. lol

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  • el_bandido
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    im lowkey a rap ?
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  • LurkdogAchilles
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    i stole a bunch of stuff from this ? i use to live with right after i moved out. took a bunch of ties, dress socks cuz i needed it, took a bunch of porn and a hat. was at a party and got tagged in a pic with the hat on. he hit me up like
    "you took my hat and my porn, i'ma need that back"
    i was like
    "what porn??"
    he was like
    "iight, well lemme get my hat"

    i'm like iight. never said nothin bout the other ? , that was a big comeup at that point in life
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  • el_bandido
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    you aint ? bruh you gone still a ? porn stash
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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
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    Durin my senior year in high schooI, my economics class was sellin hoodies. I pocketed some of the money of the ones I sold.

    No one noticed so ehh.
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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    oh, i just remembered another back home story. so i had really long hair when i was younger, because i'd never had it cut. it was like all the way down to my butt. so my hair is really fine, but really curly, and that's the perfect recipe for a disaster if you don't comb it/detangle it regularly, which let's be serious, i wanted no part off

    i was a real street urchin then, just ? face and uncombed hair all over the place. my gran hated that ? , but i'd always just run off when ever she even hinted that she wanted to comb or braid my hair. so of course my ? gets matted as ? , and i think i got lice cuz i remember always itching my head. so my grandmother just said ? it one day and while i slept, she cut ALL my hair off, all of it. i went from having hair down to my butt to looking like anjelica's doll cynthia from rugrats

    from then on, i let my granny do my hair.

    this was almost as bad as the time i left the gate open near where we lived and a lion or some other vicious beast came in and killed our horse and my pet chicken


    @ like this was the norm. Lol
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