IC CONFESSIONS THREAD
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I wouldn't feel comfortable stealing someone else's porn collectionLonedogAchilles wrote: »i stole a bunch of stuff from this ? i use to live with right after i moved out. took a bunch of ties, dress socks cuz i needed it, took a bunch of porn and a hat. was at a party and got tagged in a pic with the hat on. he hit me up like
"you took my hat and my porn, i'ma need that back"
i was like
"what porn??"
he was like
"iight, well lemme get my hat"
i'm like iight. never said nothin bout the other ? , that was a big comeup at that point in life
This guy wanted me to rip some scenes off my laptop while in Afghan. Had the cds ready and everything
Told him, naw bruh, we can't be spanking it to the same ? .
that ? is very private, u nasty slime
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Worse I have done was introduce my sons mother to one of my married home girls..after she and I ? ...we had her watch our son so his mom and I could go on a date...
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I used to steal porn magazines by slipping them inside newspapers and paying for the newspaper then sell them to the kids around my way, easy money.
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I've never cheated on a test once in my life.
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John_Blazini wrote: »Worse I have done was introduce my sons mother to one of my married home girls..after she and I ? ...we had her watch our son so his mom and I could go on a date...
bruh you left yo child with a ? you used to ? to go out with yo ol lady
thats crazy b, i would never do no ? like that
aint no tellin wats on that hoe mind -
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I gotta take a ?
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There was a period in time where ? porn was VERY appealing to me...Like, that's all I'd watch...Cause I've never ? a legit "fat" girl...Thick, sure...But never obese...I usta watch it while eating NY Cheesecake donuts from Krispy Kreme, which I was also a huge fan of at the time...
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i get chills when i listen to amy winehouse
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darkone360 wrote: »Durin my senior year in high schooI, my economics class was sellin hoodies. I pocketed some of the money of the ones I sold.
No one noticed so ehh.
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One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen
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One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen
I saw in your other post you said you had mental issues... Outta curiosity what disorders do you have? -
englishdude wrote: »One time when I was little I made the pink power ranger and the yellow power ranger have lesbian sex in my bathroom sink. How that worked out since they were all plastic I don't know but it happen
I saw in your other post you said you had mental issues... Outta curiosity what disorders do you have?
Have to find out when ever I go to the psychiatrist soon. Back then depression if you consider that a disorder, now I might have some ? something, bi polar, and a bunch of other ? that I had to cope with my situation back then I guess. -
you ever took a ? so magnificent that you didnt wanna flush it so that others would have to witness its greatness
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I once masturbated to my sisters friend while she was talking to me outside the house. Once again, big shorts
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Okay, on the ? tip...In seventh grade, I got into the habit of jackin off in class...ESPECIALLY during tests...I would always finish my tests early...So while erbody else was quiet and focused on failing, I was beatin it...Never got caught...WANANAAAA, JACK BANDIT.
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Makaveli Joker wrote: »random weird ?
Hey joker my bad for accusing u of changing my posts, cause u say ? ? all the time.
@sion seems to have been the culprit, weird that he got Caribbean heritage but does battyman ? on the low.
Oh well, u ic ? r way worse people than I thought. -
^^^^And y'all thought me having sex in the movies was weird lol
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Oh I remembered this one on the way to my class earlier
During my 12th grade year since most of my friends had left by then I would just go to my favorite teacher's classroom during the periods I had off(I didn't have a car). So one day I went in there to finish up some work and she had to leave. She said be quiet and don't leave so I could open the door for her(and students aren't supposed to be in a room alone with a teacher). Well she left and was taking forever to come back and I had already finished all my work. I look outside and see some chick in these tight ass yoga shorts and after all I could think of was ? . So I look around make sure my teacher wasnt there yet( you could see right outside) and I started jackin off through my pants. And I was trying to focus on that girl but I just thought of my teacher in them shorts, so I started to ? to her in those shorts bent over the desk. My teacher she was a solid 7. Anyways I finished she came back and I ran out the room( she had stopped to talk to another teacher and I saw her so I was just watching her as I beat off) embarrassed as ? for no reason and went to clean myself off. ? was WOAT though cuz I had to walk around all day with a wet spot in my boxers lol.
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el_bandido wrote: »you aint ? bruh you gone still a ? porn stash
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Last few stories were about dudes jackin it nh so I present you ass
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ParallelRhymes wrote: »I can't even be mad at Du though cause I had somebody PM me telling me they thought Du was my alias for like a year straight because I always said he was lmao
that was es bee, dude said i thought du and PR were the same person until cain's video thread lmao ? probably thought how the ? is he a white dude and a fat black karate guy at the same time -
Last few stories were about dudes jackin it nh so I present you ass
I just jacked it -
At 13 I got my 1st dog but like a typical kid I was lazy about cleaning up after him when he went in the yard. But when I was cleaning his ? up I wouldn't throw it in the trash can but I would fling it into the neighbors yard. Mainly because I didn't like that he was openly ? and always wanted to say hi to my dog on some happy ? .
I had a job in loss prevention and found out where the tower switch was snuck out a tag remover and had a down ass PR/White girl come through. Shut off the cameras and looked out as we took on average twice a week for over a year. I would just tell her get what ever you want as long as you get everything I want. Chick was stone cold yo middle of the isle straight bagging ? , most times 2 carts full and walk out on the phone talking to me like yeah I just got a bunch of stuff from lay-a-way. I still have ? in back of my closets that I've never wore.
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