ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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LysolJenkins wrote: »Pico Roscoe wrote: »after a 4mi run yea....
nothing wrong with a clean sweat
FUNK arrives after that sweat becomes stale tho
big difference
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? b like... "? the smell...Im diving straight into that ? "
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Im telln u matrix codes
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Back inna day, me and my boy had this apartment out in Ypsilanti. We let one of his boys crash on the couch for a while, and he knew some broads of all types so we always had chicks up in the crib. One day B is like "aye, remember that white chick from the other day? She finna come through, everybody gettin head". I'm like "bet". Ole girl was maybe a slice of cheese from being fat, so I really ain't trying to hit that so head is a nice alternative.
She falls through. B goes first and takes her into my boy Jay's room. He comes out about 15 minutes later like "who's next?". Jay bails to the room, but comes out less than 10 minutes later shaking his head. I'm up next and I go into the room. First thing I see is her naked from the waist down sittin on the edge of the bed and on his stand was a used condom. ? it, I whip it out and walk towards her, then it hits me...
The smell of old trout carcass rotting in the sun, drenched in sour lemon juice assaults my nose...
I'm trying to keep it together, ? went limp, nose was full of this stench to the point where I had to make up an excuse to bail outta there.
One of our crew fell through, so when I left he went in. I walked over to Jay and asked what was up and he was like "yeah, I let her suck it for a second, then I went to hit it and as soon as I put it in her the ? just started stankin. Couldn't even keep it up bruh, I faked like I nutted and bailed". I laughed and told him he left the empty rubber right next to her, then told him the chick had his whole room stankin.
When she left, he Lysoled down the room, bleached his sheets, and slept on the floor for a couple of days to make sure his bed was tight. -
Put some warm water and soap to that muthafuggaPico Roscoe wrote: »after a 4mi run yea....
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LysolJenkins wrote: »konceptjones wrote: »
When she left, he Lysoled febreezed down the room, bleached his sheets, and slept on the floor for a couple of days to make sure his bed was tight.
Ill pass on the compost ? breh
no bruh. It takes Lysol to ? bacteria. Febreeze hadn't even been released when this ? went down anyways. -
smh at ? havin to shower in tomato juice jus to get the stank off
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girls should be taught early on how to keep themselves clean and smelling good. This is why I shudder why I see chicks walking around in those black leggings. ? are so captivated by her curves but not taking into consideration that it's 90 degrees and she's been walking around all day with no ventilation. All of that bacteria, heat and moisture is gonna have her ? smelling like foul rotten fish. And what's worse is a lot of these chicks don't even know why they smelling that way because their mother never talked with them about the essence of female hygiene.
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? smelled of busted cyst ? and left out chicken parts from Sals
I flagged you for abuse not because i'm hating but becaused that's a smell I don't want to register in my mind when I think of ? . I almost flagged you for that dumpster water comment. damn that's stank! -
Smh @ T/S for smelling stank ? & not only still hitting it but hitting it raw. u might as well have went outside & ? a skunk ol' pepe le pew ass ?
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goat thread
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yes goat thread. ? and those stanky ?
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Proof nas didn't have this if he saying I stink. I really do not have a body odor problem. Alot of ? haven't entered my insidesReppinTime wrote: »Real Lady2 wrote: »
a stinky belly navel.. damn.. I'm glad I'm not a smelly person. I would hate to stink.Lamilton3000 wrote: »well you put your finger in her belly button and not her ? that was her belly button which is a weird place to touch a woman. is that an erogenous zone? back to the subject the belly button which used to be the embilical chord was not only used to feed the embryo but was also used to expel waste. so now even to this day a little ? get's pushed out through the belly button in the form of lint. in other words that girl had bad hygene and should have had the good sense to wash her navel. if her belly button was bad I would hate to smell her snatch.
I knew someone as real and beautiful as you would never be out here stankin. even though I had heard rumors saying different. I just assumed Nas was still fueling bs trying to throw dirt on your name.
A man who had sex with me would know this. I don't use my body up.
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Real Lady2 wrote: »this topic is pure funky. I take good care of my body inside and out.. I'm kinda of a health nut. I don't diet but I want to be healthy.. It's hard enough staying alive, so I don't want to be sick or funky!
Come on real lady.......
Let's be real......
That ? aint never been stankey?.?.?.?.?.?
Nope. Certain things a man who have been intimate with me knows nas is a liar. He's just some ? with a jealousy problem using my name in his ? scheme. I'm better at chest tho. I knew not to let him use my body
I can pick up that's all he wanted was skins -
So a couple months back an old co-worker hits me up randomly on FB.
We get to choppin it up and I see she flirting. Then she tells me she's not with her husband and separated because he cheated and she got her own new place.
She invites me over and says to bring some Moscato. I'm like ? it, tell her I gotta take a quick shower first.
So i show up we drinking, smoking, get to kissing and foreplay.
Da ? is wet at this point and as im about to wrap it up and go in for the ? this stank odor hits me. It was dark as so I put my finger to my face and my ? went dead.
Could not get it up.
? kept asking me if it was her, I wanted to tell her it was all good until I smelled her atrocious ? .
Didnt get to hit and bounced. She hit me up after that but I just ignored her.
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Thick indian jawn. Kissing and what not, I take off her lil yoga tights, I been waiting for months to dig her out. Slid them off, and the funk straight up had me in SHOCK. I said ? it anyway and stuck my fingers in. Yo...the smell was so bad I started gagging. Wiped my fingers off on my white T and no lie that ? STAINED MY SHIRT. I could never get it out. I just ended up throwing that ? away...
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lol@it stained my shirt. damn im tryin to think.
oh yeah so i met this fat ? on the chat line and she said she would come over my crib cause i was on the watch then. so this ? comes over and she's fat. the ? had to sit sideways in the seat. anyway. the ? went to use the bathroom and she came out and it smelled dead up like mermaid ? . ? lets just say moms got mad cause a ? used a whole bottle of clorox bleach. the good ? -
Man that stench a worked up sweaty ? has is revolting.only ? I had the misfortune of ? was fat and apparently ain't car of the fish smell faces I was making,I only encountered two stank ass ? ? and they was fat.
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silverfoxx wrote: »Yo how do yall ? politely tells girls to hit the shower without offending them?
Won't that ? the mood?
? u don't unless u wanna risk not getting ? .u cud go in first and play it off on some let me freshen up type game or let's shower together.
I close my eyes and concentrate until I bust if possible then the ? aint you sweaty u wanna shower up
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Only similar story I have is I pounded a chick from behind, finished, she was specially freaky that day for some reason. Went to the bathroom to flush the rubber I pulled it off, I was perplexed at the amount of blood on my condom and my ? .
Turns out she was just on her period. I realized because she was all growling and ? like a ? animal and wrapping her hands around my throat.
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This ? is straight comedy
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went to lexington to party with a few of my bros. a chick that i knew lived there. she texted me saying "i wanna see you" so i told my homies where i was going. got to the her crib, made our way to the bedroom. did a little foreplay, started kissing on her stomach, unzipped her pants and ? smelled HORRIBLE. best way i can describe the smell is to rub your hand against your ? after hooping, working out then sniff it lol smh. told her i ain't have a condom and dipped out. ain't spoke to her since
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Pure ? ' comedy. Got my damn stomach hurtin and ? ...
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my ? expressions are tell all, and ive definitely given bishes the face w/o even realizin
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in high school, a group of us skipped school. 6 girls and around 4 guys.
so, they started playing truth or dare. naturally, somebody gets dared to ? . and these ? did it. well, they get done and as i'm coming out the bathroom they opened up the bedroom door [they were right across the hall from each other], this smell of sweat, armpits, and ass hits me. i just started spraying some air freshener and kept it moving. but all the other girls went back there to smell it. that ? was the laughingstock of the school after that..
