ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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i don't know how girls don't know how they smell tbh.
my mama always don't tld me 'if yo ? stink, you either need a shot or an antibiotic'.
but i'm too scarey. if anything is wrong wit Victoria- i go to the doctor. -
Several months ago, my EX boyfriend started coming home around 9:00 in the morning with his fingers and beard reeking of rancid body odor. That guy used to spend about two or three hours getting ready because he had such an intense fear of smelling bad. I knew that he must have been banging someone with a ? odor problem, and I was thrilled to finally be able to kick his ass out for a reason he couldn't dispute! Word of advice to the dudes who have horror stories about malodorous snatches: If you have a beard and you're cheating on someone with a girl whose junk smells like a soiled laundry basket in a prison locker room, your significant other can probably smell it on your flavor saver!
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This ? hit the stanky panky raw...can't lie, I been there before once. The only difference is about 2 weeks later I was yelling like tarzan everytime I took a ? cause it stung like someone lit my ? on fire. Took a walk of shame to the doctor.
Hung up my EBRC boots after that. Just a whiff of stanky panky makes me limp now, doesn't matter how bad she looks. -
Smashed this chick in my brother's class...cute girl..bangin body...so we get to messin around an while I'm hittin I start to smell somethin fouk...I made the ? leave an the smell didn't leave my room for 2 days...I slept on my couch
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yuck!
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Catwoman was a crazy ? !Only similar story I have is I pounded a chick from behind, finished, she was specially freaky that day for some reason. Went to the bathroom to flush the rubber I pulled it off, I was perplexed at the amount of blood on my condom and my ? .
Turns out she was just on her period. I realized because she was all growling and ? like a ? animal and wrapping her hands around my throat.
? be crazy yo.
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this need to be fof or stickied. man these stories got me crackin up
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This happened before I was married..I went to the club and ran into a chick from school who was with her cousin..LysolJenkins wrote: »The bad and the good
Messed w this one chick before I got married real nice body , pretty face but always played me as a friend.one time we were kicking it with other people but everyone else left so it was just me and her and it was getting late. She starts flirting ....
Ol' disclaimer ass ? - just tell the story! -
The thread's name should be changed to "It Stank So Good".
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If any part of a female smells, their ? will too.
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I was 18, just got to my Duty Station in the Army. Had no car, no phone. Met a chick on BP (no pics) but said she looked like Queen Latifah. So, Im like cool. Had my Boy drop me off. Went up to the house and some old white lady answered the door. That was my 1st sign to call it a night, but I head cross the street to the other house ( cant remember which color house she told she lived in). I knock on the door, a few secs later it opens up and as it opens the 1st thing I see is a big ass shoulder. The door opens fully and lets just say this chick looks nothing like QL and she was a big girl with a flat ass. So, we sit there for a min making small talk and shes like you can leave if you want too. Im not nah, Im good.
So, we take it to the room and I told her Imma go to sleep. Im in the bed with my back turned to her and shes rubbing on me talking about its a shame she has a man in her bed and she has to go to bed ? . I turn over and let her stroke it for a lil bit. But, Im not attracted to her at all so my soldiers keeps laying down. I tell her to suck me off and Ill handle you when you done. She agrees and goes to work. I bust one, get clean up and get in position between her legs.
Now, its dark in the room and shes a big chick so its even darker down there ya know. So, I get to ? her and she moaning and ? ....Im working her real good, when the smell of ? feels the room. So, I tell her...hell nah, I cant do this ? . I lay back down with my back to her and smell my finger and that ? stank as hell. I go to the bathroom and wash it off. I lay back down and go to sleep. I call my boy in the am and he picks me up. We died laughing at the story.
Still to this day I wonder if I missed the mark and was actually ? her ? . -
? how u don't know if you fingered a girls butt. I would have walked home forget laying with that beast
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That was meant for comic relief....
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? played with the ? shoot and got chocolate on his pinky
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LysolJenkins wrote: »FlightKing wrote: »This happened before I was married..I went to the club and ran into a chick from school who was with her cousin..LysolJenkins wrote: »The bad and the good
Messed w this one chick before I got married real nice body , pretty face but always played me as a friend.one time we were kicking it with other people but everyone else left so it was just me and her and it was getting late. She starts flirting ....
Ol' disclaimer ass ? - just tell the story!
Apparently Joe brown...m. Millian...Judy schiendlin and Maybelline Ephraim post on here.
I'm putting disclaimers to keep outta IC jail out this ?
I feel you bruh. Gotta cover them tracks. Hate to see you getting caught up by wifey with transcripts of you confessing about stanky ? . -
As long as they don't smell like a rotten potatoes you are GtG.
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Stank ? ? need to go
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The dance "The Butterfly" was popular back around the time I was comin up and used to hit the teen clubs....
...nevermind...I'm just....I'm just not ready.. -
Stomp Johnson wrote: »The dance "The Butterfly" was popular back around the time I was comin up and used to hit the teen clubs....
...nevermind...I'm just....I'm just not ready..
bruh, I was in the regular clubs when that ? was popular. Patra had all the chicks doin the Butterfly.
and I know where you goin with that. Some of them chicks needed to keep them legs good and closed. -
fof push
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Just had an encounter yesterday evening. Started out fine. But 5 minutes in? ka-bewm. like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit me. Shawty smelled like 140 pounds of chewed wtfuckery. pipe deactivated. She copped the nerve to tell me to "taste it." ? I almost self-destructed. TASTE IT? had to use every ounce of my inner soul to force a playful smile and say umm...don't expect me to go down there while it's like that....and plus u didn't shave (rly I would never go down. period.) that junk was extra sad. I left without finishing. Thinking about ignoring her texts and calls.
Anyways, so I had to come to this thread to cheer myself up and laugh at some yall misfortunes. -
join the group brother. but on the real though them stanky ? be the wettest.
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Smh this ?
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please keep this funky ass thread rolling lol
