ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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a while back we went out to the club and my boy was talkin to this chick, while i ran interference on the bodyguard/roommate. ? goin good so we end up going to their place. we all out in the living room talkin to the roommate and the chick is nowhere to be found. we walk through the house and shes in the bed. my boy starts gettin mad talkin about the girl had him come over and aint tryna do nothin. she said she did so he went in the room and closed the door. i go back and talk to the friend. *fast forward 4 mins* i hear the door open and what sounds like running and a door closing. i get up to go be nosy and hear its him in the bathroom. i start talkin ? like "gotdamn you done already?!" he says "? you!" in the middle of throwin up everything he ever ate. he comes out and is like "lets go!" im tryna find out what happened and hes just talkin about ? it lets go. we get in the car and as hes drivin away he starts talkin about what happened and realizes he left his wallet in her bed. we go back and shes still in the bed lookin confused as ? . ? room STINKS. he grabs the wallet and bounces without a word. so, were in the car and hes like "tell me why were in the room and shes givin me head, she asks if i got a condom and im like yea, in my wallet. i put it on and pull her draws down. MAAAAAAN! it smelled like she took 3 ? after playin basketball all day and just let it riiiiiiide. the smell hit me and iono what happened.."
i died.
the next week we saw her at another club and this mf goes and gives her a high 5... -
BarryHalls wrote: »You smashed some stank broad you met online without a rubber??
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ineedpussy wrote: »join the group brother. but on the real though them stanky ? be the wettest.
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Went on a roadtrip with my older brother and his friends when I was like 15. We had a motel room and became cool with another group of ? in the next hotel room. We went to this club and these two freaks were eyeing us all night. So my brother tells them to come back to the motel. We get back to the room and we just sitting around drinking and bullshitting...we were watching the fiesta bowl highlights (when Willis Mcgahee broke his leg)...One of the chicks went to the room next door, while her friend stayed in our room. So, its this one chick, and like 3 ? sitting around. She say she bored, so we turn the tv on BET to watch uncut. This ? stood up and started dancing...we start smelling a musty smell, So we looking around like WTF is that? Then she did a split and ? ran out the room!. It smelled like boiled fish heads and garbage truck juice.. mind you she still had on clothes, I knew something was off with her because she had on them Birdman tennis shoes lmao..
The worst part:
We go to the room next door and chill out there for a minute....about 20 minutes later, we come back to the room where ol girl was dancing and one of the ? from the other group is raw ? this ? on the bed! The smell was HORRIBLE. To top it off, dude's homeboy was next to him waiting for his turn butt naked, this ? was like 350 lbs.. We left that night lol. I will never forget that smell..... -
If a ? ? stank ? on her and through her the ? out. -
Im flagging every stankin post in here
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yo' that stories pretty bad. Too be honest most American women's P**** have a smell. I'm just being real. It's not a bad smell but I don't care how much they wash it's there. I ain't lying or else I got a damn good nose. Of course some of theirs is waaaay worse than others, but I mean even straight out the shower and to the bed I can taste it or when I'm down there smell it. Again, I ain't talking about it stinking, it's just that scent. I know American women probably hate me for saying this, but I have to: when I travelled outside the US and had some out of the country ass, I didn't smell nothing. I kept trying to smell it too and couldn't smell nothing. I think it's the diet. But back to the point, if that ass is musty smelling I don't do it. I did in the past but I would just stop, tell her about herself another time and give her one more shot.
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Thread starter is definitely a west end Louisville ? .
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yo' that stories pretty bad. Too be honest most American women's P**** have a smell. I'm just being real. It's not a bad smell but I don't care how much they wash it's there. I ain't lying or else I got a damn good nose. Of course some of theirs is waaaay worse than others, but I mean even straight out the shower and to the bed I can taste it or when I'm down there smell it. Again, I ain't talking about it stinking, it's just that scent. I know American women probably hate me for saying this, but I have to: when I travelled outside the US and had some out of the country ass, I didn't smell nothing. I kept trying to smell it too and couldn't smell nothing. I think it's the diet. But back to the point, if that ass is musty smelling I don't do it. I did in the past but I would just stop, tell her about herself another time and give her one more shot.
this...
tell them to put down the unclean foods and they will be surprised at the good it does for the body overall.
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I had this one ? I used to ? with back in the day. I called her the monday girl b/c thats the only day I ever talked to or kicked it w/her. She would always call me right after my last class ended which was at the same time she got off work. She would come to crib, id bang her out and she would go about her business. This situation worked out for months w/no problems until..........
So this one monday the ? hits me up like she always did. She said she just getting off work and would meet me at my crib. Regular monday ? . So I get home and the ? shows up about 10 minutes later. I let her in and she immediately drops to her knees. Regular monday ? . So she sucks me off im playing w/the ? and im about to dive in. Regular monday ? . So I start the process of getting the ? under dressed so I can do the do but ever layer of cclothing i take off the ? I noticed an odor. A very faint and barely noticeable small when she took off her sweater. A little bit more noticeable when she took off shirt. An unmistakable stench when she took off her pants and a got damn problem when she took off her draws. It wasnt a funky ? smell as much as it was the I just got off work smell.It wasnt a knock u on ur ass onion scented bodussy smell but more of a I just got off and im gonna change my clothes and spray on someaxe body spray on my way to the spot type of smell. Either way I wasnt going for it. But this is how a true player handles ? like this. All u ? ? thirsty negros need to take notes.
So Im smelling this ? and she is getting more and more ripe every second. So I told the ? I was hot and wanted to take a shower and tell her she should join me. So we r in the shower and im pulling that mookie from do the right thing ? on the ? . Im all in the shower rubbing ice cubes and soap on her ? and ? and the ? is loving it. Then I tell her that I just want to watch her in the shower. So i get out and this ? puts on a show while she's washing her ass and she thinks its just to turn me on. Im watching this ? which was kinda hot but my main motivation is to make sure she is washing every inch crevice and crease of that ass which she does. The ? damn near nutted on her self in the shower and as soon she got out as passed the nasal test it was on!!! I knocked some new funk on that ? and sent her home smelling like sweat spermicide and used condoms.
But I was still ? that she came over my house smelling like that. I hit her once or twice after that but coming over to ? me knowing that u smell like a ? lumberjack wasnt cool. I stopped talking to the ? a week or so later. My ? is too good to ? w/unappreciative I just worked a double shift smelling ass ? -
Threadstarter died of AIDS.
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usually a ? smells exactly like what u would expect it to smell like, like if u eat a girl who out after a night of summer dancing and walk home in the rain, its gonna smell exactly like a ? thats been sweating all night after a walk home in the rain.
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Nasty ass ? ! LOL
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Thick indian jawn. Kissing and what not, I take off her lil yoga tights, I been waiting for months to dig her out. Slid them off, and the funk straight up had me in SHOCK. I said ? it anyway and stuck my fingers in. Yo...the smell was so bad I started gagging. Wiped my fingers off on my white T and no lie that ? STAINED MY SHIRT. I could never get it out. I just ended up throwing that ? away...
Yo wtf! I Literally just threw my phone across the bed.
? got the Ganges water in her ? -
@mods stickie this ? . yall sticky everythang else
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Thick indian jawn. Kissing and what not, I take off her lil yoga tights, I been waiting for months to dig her out. Slid them off, and the funk straight up had me in SHOCK. I said ? it anyway and stuck my fingers in. Yo...the smell was so bad I started gagging. Wiped my fingers off on my white T and no lie that ? STAINED MY SHIRT. I could never get it out. I just ended up throwing that ? away...
Not surprising. Indian people are not exactly big on bathing. Factor in their diet, and it's no surprise her snatch smelled like a dead cow rotting in the hot sun.
Used to have an Indian couple living upstairs from me, and the wife would always leave for work before I left. Every morning, I walked into a mushroom cloud of perfume. No lie, that ? would take like 20 minutes to clear out. Only reason you could possibly need that much perfume is if you aren't washing your ass.
There can only be one way to deal with a woman with crotch rot.
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yo' that stories pretty bad. Too be honest most American women's P**** have a smell. I'm just being real. It's not a bad smell but I don't care how much they wash it's there. I ain't lying or else I got a damn good nose. Of course some of theirs is waaaay worse than others, but I mean even straight out the shower and to the bed I can taste it or when I'm down there smell it. Again, I ain't talking about it stinking, it's just that scent. I know American women probably hate me for saying this, but I have to: when I travelled outside the US and had some out of the country ass, I didn't smell nothing. I kept trying to smell it too and couldn't smell nothing. I think it's the diet. But back to the point, if that ass is musty smelling I don't do it. I did in the past but I would just stop, tell her about herself another time and give her one more shot.
This man might be onto something. Cause I was w/ an aruba chick during my vacay and she didnt have a smell at all
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I went over to this shorty house I met off tagged a few years back. Body was on point, face cute, fat ass and ? had some extreme nasty thoughts in mind
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? ? smelled liked garbage juice and week old feet. ? was mad as ?
I spent time online acting like this ? was deep and for what? So putrid ass ? ! ? I tried to fight through it, yet the odor was too overwhelming. I just got up and left, ? asking where I'm going, I gave her a serious ass mug.
Went home and wack it off heavy that night. I took a Huge L and Win that night at the same damn time -
The last chick popped me off 8 times . I was so amazed at her commitment to please me. She even let me finish in her mouth. Later that night we had sex and she rode me. Cool, but turn her around to do the " face down ass down" to her and man that ? slapped my face harder then a bich. Went limp and went to sleep. I guess that's the reason she tried to make up for time.
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so yall goin limp on stank ? ? no ?
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? ? smelled liked garbage juice and week old feet. ? was mad as ?
I spent time online acting like this ? was deep and for what? So putrid ass ? ! ? I tried to fight through it, yet the odor was too overwhelming. I just got up and left, ? asking where I'm going, I gave her a serious ass mug.
Went home and wack it off heavy that night. I took a Huge L and Win that night at the same damn time
Yea, shadyteam ? stinks, ? throat game on point though. -
Uppin for a slow night :joy:
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Lmaooo I just thought of this story my uncle told me when he hit my aunt's friend back in the day. Said she sat on his ? and "the ? opened up and ranch dressing just went everywhere" smh.
Uncle: Awwww, ? ! Get up, Man!
Aunt's friend: What's wrong?
Uncle: Your ? stank like a ? !
? said he left and got in the car and the windows fogged up and had his ride looking like it had white tint. Said he rode from her house back to the crib with his head leaning out the window and ? lmao.
He said I had just been born and i was sleep and he came in the house and I started crying when I smelled him. Said he was ? and went off on my aunt for not putting him on game about her friend being musty. Said everybody just started crying in the front room lmao.
