Whats the sluttiest thing a female ever confessed to you/or you found out

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  • dj expanium
    dj expanium Confirm Email Posts: 3,581 ✭✭
    edited September 2010
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    This can't be denied or avoided!!!!
    kat2180 wrote: »
    I bet if your guy friend told you he got ? by two chicks at the same time he would have gotten daps and respect though huh?
  • Babyface_Lo
    Babyface_Lo Members Posts: 146
    edited September 2010
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    lol @ delusional.

    I had sex for the first time at 19, had a couple relationships that involved sex and then didn't have sex again for TWO years. So really I started experimenting and coming into my own around 22. A threesome was something I fantasized about..the thought of it turned me on. I didn't go looking for it but the opportunity presented itself so I went with it. Me and that dude had been ? for awhile and really he had me caught up with the sex we would have..it was amazing sex, but I knew I wouldn't ever want to be with him so he was the perfect person to do something like that with.

    A part of me regrets it and I know I wouldn't do it again, but then again a part of me doesn't regret it. If I hadn't done it I'd still be fantasizing. Now I know.



    I don't feel like a couple freaky moments in your life makes you a ? ..I just don't agree with that and I'm not just saying that to justify what I did. I could care less if somebody thinks I'm a ? .


    why are you explaining yourself in such detail on the internet to a load of strangers? you need to learn how to hush
  • Babyface_Lo
    Babyface_Lo Members Posts: 146
    edited September 2010
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    Gentleman, so you can avoid the shock and awe of slutty confessions from females you're going to potentially wife, I'm going to give you a few red flag statements, and actions. If a female ever tells you the following:

    "I'm still close/friends with my ex"
    Translation: they're still ?

    "I'm looking for a good man/want a good man"
    Translation: ive dealt with some losers in my life

    "I'm attracted to powerful men"
    Translation: golddigger

    "I don't want to get married or have kids"
    Translation: she's gonna be a lifelong jumpoff

    "I'm going out with the girls for the night"
    translation: they're going out to find spare ?

    "My friends are special"
    translation: all her friends are hoes

    "That's why we live and learn"
    Translation: common hoe phrase

    " ive overcome a lot in my life"
    Translation: she wants people to accept her hoe past

    "I'm wife material"
    Translation: any chick that has to say it usually isn't

    " I'm adventurous"
    translation: that's another common hoe phrase

    Ill add more in a bit............



    hahahahahahahahahahahaha. we need a romcom made based on this list. i'd pay to see it
  • a.mann
    a.mann Members Posts: 19,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    it seems the amount of women that have been trained is at an all time high.

    see its ? like this that makes me even more sure i'll never get married.

    because the chick im talking about is in the church choir. no bs




    but where else would she be at???
  • kAjUn
    kAjUn Members Posts: 2,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This girl i was talkin to told me she let some dude finger her with a pistol. Didnt ask if it was a bf or a jump off, either way she lost mad points for that.

    shocked.jpg...........................
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2010
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    why are you explaining yourself in such detail on the internet to a load of strangers? you need to learn how to hush

    You need to learn how to mind your own damn business.
  • lord nemesis
    lord nemesis Members Posts: 11,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? told me her ex put a frozen roger wood sausage in her ?
  • DRO
    DRO Members Posts: 9,943 ✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    you need to learn how to mind your own damn business.

    exactly.. Do what u wanna do miss kat.. Wit cho sexy ass... White chocolate...ummuummumm
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
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    exactly.. Do what u wanna do miss kat.. Wit cho sexy ass... White chocolate...ummuummumm

    lol...hey DRO. ;)
  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
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    Damn this thread turned in the opposite direction who would have thought it would turn into a confession session with a bunch of Sigmund Freud ? analyzing info...
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Military girls got this thread in a headlock...

    One girl was voluntarily running train with literally a line out her door one Saturday night at the barracks. She used to brag and I quote " I take ? like a porn star".
    I seriously sat outside this sled dog's room and was in shock at how accurate her bragging was. Dude went in, came out, another went in. ? was like comedy hour for the smart ones who didn't go near that petrei dish of stds.
    ? up thing was she loved the attention after it was over and we all still continued to work together.

    Another girl, not in one night, ran through a WHOLE barracks of Marines in a different unit. She had some false sense of self respect by not wanting to ? dudes she worked with so she just hit up the barracks across the way. ? was disgusting.
  • SouthEastBeast
    SouthEastBeast Members Posts: 148
    edited September 2010
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    Had one chick confess to me she lost her virginity in an orgy
  • SouthEastBeast
    SouthEastBeast Members Posts: 148
    edited September 2010
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    Military girls got this thread in a headlock...

    One girl was voluntarily running train with literally a line out her door one Saturday night at the barracks. She used to brag and I quote " I take ? like a porn star".
    I seriously sat outside this sled dog's room and was in shock at how accurate her bragging was. Dude went in, came out, another went in. ? was like comedy hour for the smart ones who didn't go near that petrei dish of stds.
    ? up thing was she loved the attention after it was over and we all still continued to work together.

    Another girl, not in one night, ran through a WHOLE barracks of Marines in a different unit. She had some false sense of self respect by not wanting to ? dudes she worked with so she just hit up the barracks across the way. ? was disgusting.

    Military wives aint any better. Had one who told me she went to the movies with her husband, said she had to leave the movie and go use the bathroom. Instead she went outside and gave a dude some dome and then came back and finished the movie with her husband. Do I believe her? Yes, cause I was in they bedroom smashin right after she got done talkin to him on Yahoo Messenger while he was in Iraq. We worked in a summer camp that her kids attended. She was a teacher and I was a counselor. Used to smash after class on the desks. Don't trust military wives.
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Military wives aint any better. Had one who told me she went to the movies with her husband, said she had to leave the movie and go use the bathroom. Instead she went outside and gave a dude some dome and then came back and finished the movie with her husband. Do I believe her? Yes, cause I was in they bedroom smashin right after she got done talkin to him on Yahoo Messenger while he was in Iraq. We worked in a summer camp that her kids attended. She was a teacher and I was a counselor. Used to smash after class on the desks. Don't trust military wives.

    For real, most of the ? I had in the Marines was provided by sex starved military wives. Bless their hearts.
  • dj expanium
    dj expanium Confirm Email Posts: 3,581 ✭✭
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    "OH My GOsh!!!!"
  • Babyface_Lo
    Babyface_Lo Members Posts: 146
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    You need to learn how to mind your own damn business.

    lol............................................k
  • bull6599
    bull6599 Members Posts: 6,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I had this 1 chick that told me she once thought about contacting them ? from Ghetto Gaggers for a shoot. I told her she might need practice in the privacy of her own home before embarking on such a difficult quest and to give me a call if she ever decided to do it...still havent heard from her :(
  • kat2180
    kat2180 Members Posts: 12,056 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2010
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    M/F up this thread ONE MORE TIME!

    smh
  • The Prime Minister
    The Prime Minister Members Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Then they wonder why we hard on hoes.

    SMH
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2010
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    Do I wanna know what happened here??
  • CirocObama
    CirocObama Members Posts: 3,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nasty as ? .

    This girl i use to know ? ? her sisters man.

    That's when you put your ass against the next persons ass and ? at the same time. Together the ? bubble creates an egg which creates a black kid.

    Haven't talked to her since 07.
  • TheBoyRo
    TheBoyRo Members Posts: 13,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bull6599 wrote: »
    I had this 1 chick that told me she once thought about contacting them ? from Ghetto Gaggers for a shoot. I told her she might need practice in the privacy of her own home before embarking on such a difficult quest and to give me a call if she ever decided to do it...still havent heard from her :(

    i really think like 80% of the girls who do that ? or latina abuse really enjoy that ? .........................sad
  • bull6599
    bull6599 Members Posts: 6,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TheBoyRo wrote: »
    i really think like 80% of the girls who do that ? or latina abuse really enjoy that ? .........................sad

    Hold on scratch that. She was a white chick so it woulda been ? Abuse. Chick had kind of a rough life and is real ? up so I dont doubt it. I'm surprised I havent seen her in any porn yet.
  • aborted fetus #3
    aborted fetus #3 Members Posts: 117
    edited September 2010
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    i read about my mommy aquafinafloe having birthday sex. if she didnt abort me, that might have left emotional scars.
  • CirocObama
    CirocObama Members Posts: 3,825 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
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    Man one girl told me she let her dude ? her in the ass and then dude literally had ? on his ? left and told her "CLEAN IT OFF!!" and that ? actually did it. A church girl at that, suprise suprise.
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