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I never got caught in the act but
one time I forgot to close out of a site and my mom used the computer, the next morning when she seen me she was like "don't be leavin that nasty ? on the computer" I was salty af
One time I was watchin some late at night; my dad is a light sleeper so he woke up outta his sleep stood at the top of the stairs and yelled "turn that ? down !" Lmao. salty
Another time I was at my friend house and he wanted to jack one of his step dads pornos and I had to help this ? , we had to sneak in his step dad's room and we didn't know if he was in there or not; we waited for a while then finally said ? it and tip toe'd to his room,we get to the doorway and his dad is right there on the bed soon as he sees us he's like
He already knew what we were Trynna do my friend was always stealing pornos from that ? , gettin caught but successful most times
one time I forgot to close out of a site and my mom used the computer, the next morning when she seen me she was like "don't be leavin that nasty ? on the computer" I was salty af
One time I was watchin some late at night; my dad is a light sleeper so he woke up outta his sleep stood at the top of the stairs and yelled "turn that ? down !" Lmao. salty
Another time I was at my friend house and he wanted to jack one of his step dads pornos and I had to help this ? , we had to sneak in his step dad's room and we didn't know if he was in there or not; we waited for a while then finally said ? it and tip toe'd to his room,we get to the doorway and his dad is right there on the bed soon as he sees us he's like
He already knew what we were Trynna do my friend was always stealing pornos from that ? , gettin caught but successful most times
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I never got caught but had a couple of scares. Watching porn on a slow computer is a terrible idea. Whole screen freezes up when you try close the browser. I was leaning up against the screen turning the monitor off looking crazy as hell.
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unspoken_respect wrote: »I never got caught but had a couple of scares. Watching porn on a slow computer is a terrible idea. Whole screen freezes up when you try close the browser. I was leaning up against the screen turning the monitor off looking crazy as hell.
Lmao i was dying half way through reading this ? ..
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T/s still live with his mommy who tucks him in at night
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Try looking at porn on a windows 98 and all those ads pop up
You click one to exit it out and the computer freezes while showing ads for topless singles in yo area
Gotta unplug the computer
Nothing worse then restarting the computer and them same ads still come back -
Hell nah I ain't been caught, ? my porno chamber is more secret/secure than the Bat-Cave...
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Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and ? for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that ? to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.
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Never got caught but one time I'm walking passed my parents room and hear them talking.
Mom: I was doing the bed sheets and found nut stains on jacquees sheets should we talk to him about it
Dad: Na let the kid have some fun
Me: (mortified)
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as a kid (11) I did
This was back when you had option between VHS & Beta hi-fi in the early 80's
I was watching Big Mamma Jamma & a Vanessa Del Rio flick... my mama walked in and asked "what are you doing" and Big Mamma Jamma was on the screen polishing this white boys head with both of her big ass udders while he moans.
It's like I was stuck there forever paralyzed. My mama was like "turn that off now"
I couldn't find the remote, I was so in shock at getting caught... I didn't think to just go to the VCR and manually turn the power off.
So this white boy getting a ? shine, my mama at the door arms folded and all this white boy moaning and ? shining going on for minutes until I found the remote.
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unspoken_respect wrote: »I never got caught but had a couple of scares. Watching porn on a slow computer is a terrible idea. Whole screen freezes up when you try close the browser. I was leaning up against the screen turning the monitor off looking crazy as hell.
I did that one time. My sister walked in the room and I stood up with the quickness, covered the screen looking like im fixing something behind the comp and asked her, "who unplugged the monitor?! Did you do this??!!"
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My dad checked browser history once and man was that an awkward conversation.
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In '08 ? got caught...I'm watchin one if those wack ones on showtime, I do my thing and stand up to hit the bathroom, bedroom door flew open, my girl standin there... ? I froze....covered up looked her dead in the eye, and hit the bathroom.
Turned out she realized I wasn't in bed, thought I was playin the game...NOPE. -
Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and ? for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that ? to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.
This ? was in the zone, wit the Mamba Scowl LOL -
Nope, I have a perfect record. 189,358 Wins - 0 Losses.
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Rum Middleton wrote: »Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and ? for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that ? to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.
This ? was in the zone, wit the Mamba Scowl LOL -
A few times I got caught and finally mastered watching it, listening for footsteps and looking for reflections to see people.
First time I ever get caught dad walled in on me Watching the Spice channel. Moms was ? i didnt go over his house for weeks.
Second time we got our first computer. Mom figured out how to view the history before i learned how to delete it.
After both of those times I never got caught again. -
My girl read the browser history while I was in the shower. She had a evil smile on her face when I came back in the room like "so you really like milfs eh? And whats a pawg?" I was like "yo don't watch that, don't watch that" lol.
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Ain't even gonna lie got caught a few weeks ago my girl left to go take her son to school and then she was going to work. As soon as she left it was on lol. Right in the middle of it I hear the keys in the lock. She bust in while I'm trying to pull my pants up and fumbling with the remote. She knew what I was doing just smiled and said I forgot my laptop. Me with the Kevin Hart voice: is someone with you? You just gonna use the keys like you live here. You are something else. Lol
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Although, back when I was 14, my mom stepped on one of my socks and it broke in half. We both kinda understood then what was goin down...
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Nope but my dad did find pics of a chick I was ? wit... When I was like 15...
He Jus told me " use protection" -
I don't know weather to read everypost or just automatically click the smiley face icon because you know off top it's going to be straigt up comical. I've caught co- workers griping their joints at the computer. back in '99 I rented pay per view and the bill came back.
moms: what's my baby got back?
me: uh, well ,uh y'know.....
mom dukes and my sister still tease me about it to this day. -
Wonder Girl wrote: »A few times I got caught and finally mastered watching it, listening for footsteps and looking for reflections to see people.
First time I ever get caught dad walled in on me Watching the Spice channel. Moms was ? i didnt go over his house for weeks.
Second time we got our first computer. Mom figured out how to view the history before i learned how to delete it.
After both of those times I never got caught again.
watching porn while fam is away or down the hallway will bring your senses up to meta human level XD.
it reminds me of what chris rock said in bigger and blacker about beatin' off while some one is in the house and
listening out for footsteps "not that ? I don't like that ? " -
Watching porno on mute i hear every ? damn noise in the house...the u have the last channel on espn or sumthn so if u hear somebody u flip it back
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Back when we had that ol dial up ass internet yeah. There was this picture of some ? in a school ? and I was fappin to it. Heard my mom come home and the damn thing froze. I had to shut it off and on. TUrns out that ? gave the computer a virus. When my mom started it up, it printed out like 15 pictures of this ? . My mom was mad as all hell. Shes the type of woman that considers you a pig if you even check chicks out so I was in big trouble and I think she slapped me.
Another time was watching a video(this was like in middle school the other was when I was in elementary) and I was beaten it, and her ? doesn't knock or anything and walks in. She went to cry in the bathroom and wouldnt talk to me for weeks. -
Some of you ? need/needed headphones and a door lock.
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Got caught watching scrambled porn when I was 12 by my mom.she didn't know whether to whip me or talk to me so she made me talk to our pastor from church.Smh #scarred 4life
