Ever got caught watchin Porn
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I feel you bruh.. n/hOnce. I was watching a flick in moms room and must have got my nut and fell asleep. boxers down and all. Next thing I know she get home and she waking me up like wtf were you doing?? ? was mighty embarrassing smh. Tweaked hard that night
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Funny as ? , LMAO @ getting caught. What did you do wrong? Watching it is one thing, getting caught with your ? in your hand is another. Like s.free said "Some of you ? need/needed headphones and a door lock."
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What's up wit ya'll ? fallin asleep afterwards?... ? makin love it goin HAND!!
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Rum Middleton wrote: »What's up wit ya'll ? fallin asleep afterwards?... ? makin love it goin HAND!!
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Watching porn and being sleepy is the worst. Fall asleep and caught wit ya hand in your pants or the porn being hard or mess around and hit the unmute button.
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Got caught watching ? when I was a cub. My older sister made me look up the word pervert in the dictionary and threaten to tell moms. Never looked at ? again.
Got caught in tech school by my roommate when I was in the bathroom. ? saw and ran out the room repeatedly saying "sorry bro"... I give no ? tho. -
Got caught watching ? when I was a cub. My older sister made me look up the word pervert in the dictionary and threaten to tell moms. Never looked at ? again.
Got caught in tech school by my roommate when I was in the bathroom. ? saw and ran out the room repeatedly saying "sorry bro"... I give no ? tho.
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As a youn ? prolly 13 recorded the spice channel over a VHS that already had The underworld movie on it. My parents had it labeled but I figured they already saw it. Me being dumb left it on top ofthe VCR. My parents my grandparents n aunt decided to have a movie night and watch it. I walked in to the living room to sounds of Alexis amore sucking off sum dude. I felt like 2pac all eyes on me. My mom fainted........ It was traumatizing
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One time my uncle left the house. As soon as he left, I popped in a disk of these bad Brazilian ? . Got my nut off, and right before I was gonna turn it off the doorbell rings. Im like "? " im rushing to turn off everything but I didnt take the disk outta the DVD player (because our front door has a glass design and you can see through it straight into the living room). So my uncle walks in, im chillin, watching channels and ? . He starts asking me "what were you doin?" Im like "nothing, watching Tv". Then he asks me to open the DVD player, and sure enough the porno was still there. My uncle clowned the hell outta me. He saw everything, then he decided to ring the doorbell to get me shook.
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Man this thread gave me stomach cramps..yall cats are hilarious
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Most ? up time me getting caught was so ? up because I wasn't even really watching porn at the time. It was my cousin. We young at the time and ? so we had that one room where everything would go down. I'm in there playing xbox and the ? on the other end of the room watching porn on mute. He steps out for whatever reason can't recall. My aunt and her 6 yr old son happens to come in at the worst time possible. This ? Justin Slayer nuttin all in a ? mouth SMH. I was so EMBARASSED. My aunt looking at me all crazy. I had to hop up and shut the computer down and tell her I wasn't watching it, which she didn't believe. And of course my cousin aint nowhere in sight smh. Could only laugh at it now.
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Lou Cypher wrote: »Think i was 12 or 13, never got caught watching it, but my step dad went in my room and got on my computer like a jealous hoe.
Im chillin with my mom in the kitchen just bullshittin and he calls me to my room. Looks at me and says "Whats this??"
i just see Mason Storm blowin some dude.
"Porn" i replied. Then i hear footsteps and my mom comes in my room
"What?! whys it on your computer?!" says Momma.
I didnt want to tell my mom it was for me to ? , so i was just sitting there paused trying to find a good answer for like 30 seconds.
This whole time i'm thinking alls i can hear is Sluuuuuuuurp sluuuuuurp spit "yeeeeahhh you like that? like when i suck that big ? ?"
Then my mom is finally like "turn the ? thing off! why the ? are you still playing it?!"
I dont really remember everything after that, it was just awkward. They were all talking about taking my computer out of my room and ? but i dont think they ever did.
It was a quiet dinner that night. Lots of noises of forks hitting plates.
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got caught at a friends house when i was in high school.
we had fun though
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Little ? nowadays got better computers, private window mode, cell phones, psp, smart phones,etc.
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Slow computers are the ? worst.
Only time I got caught was on the family PC that was in the living room when I was about 15. This was back in the Limewire days when I would spend a whole afternoon downloading ? .
It was dinner time though and my pops had come into the living room and was chillin on the couch. I had something downloading but the window was closed out so if pops glanced over all he would see is the desktop.
So I went into the kitchen and had started eating when I heard "Boy what the hell you got on my screen?!"
I got up (slowly) and walked over to see a phat oiled up white ass bouncing up and down. Like a ? I had forgotten to change the setting where Limewire opens the file when the download is finished.
My mama was in the room too when it happened but somehow they never brought it up after that night. -
^ *my chest*
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I nut sounding like Devin weed so..........
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LMAO@ flagging PKTK's post.
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I got caught by my step mom, I hate her. She told my dad and he had "a talk" with me about it. ? could've kept it to herself.
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private browsing is by far the goat you never have to wory about hiding/deleting anythingLittle ? nowadays got better computers, private window mode, cell phones, psp, smart phones,etc.
They should consider themselves lucky.
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yeah. Im mad she told her damn friend too
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LOL@ some of these stories. Shout out to incognito browser on Chrome
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Ah man there was this one time we had the computers in the living room and i was on mine right next to the tv my parents were watching. I was on Limewire downloading music videos and ? . Downloaded the 2pac hit em up video. and when i opened it up to watch it, it was just some chick getting ? in her ass. And i couldnt turn it off cuz my computer was so slow. I clicked the red X but it just kept playing. It was the worst. Parents were like wtf are you doing?! im all scared like i didnt knooooooooooooow! dammit 2pac!
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Can't believe I forgot this... about a year ago 1 month after I started doing the overnight security job I got now I get a call at front desk at about 2:30 in the morning. Its a woman. She sounds hella nervous saying there's noise coming from another apartment but she doesn't know how to say what it is. She's saying its impossible to sleep and she needs me to come deal with it. Go up to her floor. I can't really here anything. So I'm bugging out cause I'm not knocking on any bodies door for no ? and I don't know why this lady would try some ? ? . Just while I'm thinking this lady opens her door. I look at her and I'm like "I don't hear anything out here so I don't know which suite to knock at." She says " come in my apartment and listen its really loud." Go into this woman's apartment and someone is blasting the ? out of some porn. I mean loud. Louder than you think I'm trying to describe right now. Like the ? had bass ya feel me. I'm looking at her like well damn. She's like "yeah this is crazy and its not the first time this has happened" so I'm like "okay I'm sorry about that I'm gonna try and handle that for you." Leave her suite go next door cause that's where the sound is coming from knock on the door and start preparing myself for some wild ? . White girl answers the door looking at me like wtf. So I'm like "Mrs you need to turn that down" she's like "turn what down? I'm sleeping." I give this ? the instant shaq face like " you can't hear that?" She's like "that's not coming from me these walls are really thin. Come in and check" go in and check its not her. And sounds like its prolly coming from above her suite. I apologize and keep it moving. Go up to the next floor and ? is like a surround sound movie theater. I'm thinking how has nobody else called me to complain this ? is crazy. Like if I had a kid and I was on that floor or in one of those suites below me and whoever that is gotta scrap on nothing but principal, I gottafuck that person up... Anyway I go to the door knock for like 10 mins but this ? would not open the door. Tried knocking again every half an hour but that ? would not answer. Porn was on blast until 5am. Checked the resident list I'm pretty sure it was this old Irish guy. He usually goes out to get a newspaper every morning at 5:30-6. He knew I knew it was him. ? was awkward as ? . I didn't say nothing to him tho. Just gave him that look like da ? is wrong with you. The most random ? I've dealt with so far at this job.
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hilarious thread
