Ever got caught watchin Porn
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I was like 15-16 just a started watching internet porn and idk wtf happened but my brother and his wife came over teh next morning mind you this is like 9 years ago i had this slow compaq computer but this video of this ugly black chick taking the ill ? was stuck on my screen idky, there where laffing and yelling at me at the sametime
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Ive cought my pops watching porn so many times he so dam sloppy with concealing his ? , one time i had mad of my ? over we where chillin back in the day my pops had a tv that was linked to the one in his room in the kitchen i tuned it on because i somebody brought up another xbox not 360 xbox waay back in the day, and i was going to hook it up to that tv and we caught him watching porn ? was like
yo ya pops love them white ?
yo leave that on
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ah man yeah last year i went with my girl to her friends moms crib they had a little get together wtf where there 2 black pornos on the radiator,
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Lou Cypher wrote: »Think i was 12 or 13, never got caught watching it, but my step dad went in my room and got on my computer like a jealous hoe.
Im chillin with my mom in the kitchen just bullshittin and he calls me to my room. Looks at me and says "Whats this??"
i just see Mason Storm blowin some dude.
"Porn" i replied. Then i hear footsteps and my mom comes in my room
"What?! whys it on your computer?!" says Momma.
I didnt want to tell my mom it was for me to ? , so i was just sitting there paused trying to find a good answer for like 30 seconds.
This whole time i'm thinking alls i can hear is Sluuuuuuuurp sluuuuuurp spit "yeeeeahhh you like that? like when i suck that big ? ?"
Then my mom is finally like "turn the ? thing off! why the ? are you still playing it?!"
I dont really remember everything after that, it was just awkward. They were all talking about taking my computer out of my room and ? but i dont think they ever did.
It was a quiet dinner that night. Lots of noises of forks hitting plates.
Honestly as a parent them ? where laughing at you silently they probably don't give a ? that u was watching porn its just mandatory to act like that, them ? probably still laffing at you then they stole your links -
its been a couple of times i kno my moms caught me and just walked back in her room, the greatest time in my life was when i started ? and i got tired of moving the dresser in front of my door on some resident evil ? and just got bold and brought a lock for my door
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lol at this thread.... the worst is lookin at porn somewhere then a million porn sites start poppin up before u can click x
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Straight Comedy.
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Smart phones ? , smart phones...
lol @ the first post tho, cause I been hit wit the slow PC ? everythang up... -
This is one of the funniest threads ever yo LMAO.
Never been caught. There's been a few times where it got close tho.
But yo ya ? ever caught someone else doing it?
Word to everything about last summer i walked into a library and it was one of them dark, rainy type of days but there were still a few ppl in the ? . I walk in and word is bond this arab looking dude is on the damn library computer watching Xvideos.com with his hand in his pants looking at some white-on-white lesbian porn flicks LMAO..dude looked completely bugged out like his hair wasnt ? , his face was sweating and he looked bummy..almost like he had been feening to ? off. But it wasnt that he was some "hobo" looking dude either.
Yo i was shocked as hell. Ppl joke about stuff like that but to see that in a situation where if ppl walk behind the screen they can easily see what youre doing and while there were ppl around..
He had his backpack behind him and i was about to rob dude of it cuz he left and forgot it but seeing how nasty dude was i said "hell naw" lmao, and then he came back to get it. ? mightve ended up finding nothing but ? and cotton candy in there, ? ? freak. -
CirocObama wrote: »This is one of the funniest threads ever yo LMAO.
Never been caught. There's been a few times where it got close tho.
But yo ya ? ever caught someone else doing it?
Word to everything about last summer i walked into a library and it was one of them dark, rainy type of days but there were still a few ppl in the ? . I walk in and word is bond this arab looking dude is on the damn library computer watching Xvideos.com with his hand in his pants looking at some white-on-white lesbian porn flicks LMAO..dude looked completely bugged out like his hair wasnt ? , his face was sweating and he looked bummy..almost like he had been feening to ? off. But it wasnt that he was some "hobo" looking dude either.
Yo i was shocked as hell. Ppl joke about stuff like that but to see that in a situation where if ppl walk behind the screen they can easily see what youre doing and while there were ppl around..
He had his backpack behind him and i was about to rob dude of it cuz he left and forgot it but seeing how nasty dude was i said "hell naw" lmao, and then he came back to get it. ? mightve ended up finding nothing but ? and cotton candy in there, ? ? freak.
Man, it seemed like every time went to the library there was some old ? watching porn. Its kind of sad. Like, these old cats drive all the way to this library just to WATCH porn. The struggle. -
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Smart phones ? , smart phones...
lol @ the first post tho, cause I been hit wit the slow PC ? everythang up...
That slow PC was always the worst. The ? would always freeze up at the most inconvenient times and ? . You had to act like you was turning that ? off manually so you wouldn't get caught. Now, you're just sitting there awkward and low-key mad cause you were trying to handle some business and ? just killed your buzz lmao. -
Nope, but my parents suspect me because I lock they storm door when they leave. I always have to get my nut out when I watch a Megan Vaughn doe. ? gotta have that ? with the speakers. Then, they said we know you watch it. Ya boy, be denyin that ? . When I walk off I just shrug and go on bout my business.
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Technically yes, ? wasn't my fault though.
Back in 2nd grade they used to give us computer lab time during the after school program. And any kid who was anybody knew about the website newgrounds.com where you played crazy ass games geared more towards teenagers (guns, blood, violence). I was just an innocent young boy who would believe anything, we'll this sixth grader came up to me and my homie and was like "have y'all played the funnest gane on newgrounds?" He told us to get there we would have to click the the Star Wars link while on newgrounds. So me and my homie were hyped af we couldn't wait to after school that day. We started up the computer went on newgrounds then clicked the Star Wars link, next we know a little movie plays, it's like R2D2 scrolling by then all of a sudden a ? flashes on the screen naked opening and closing her legs. Me and my homie froze, we looked at each other and instead of doing the smart thing and closing out the window we ran to the back of the computer lab and hid under a desk.
Five minutes passed before the chaperone noticed anything and put two and two together. We got sent to the office and they had a meeting with my mom. We're probably the only second graders in school history to get banned from the computer lab (for one year they said). I still remember that ? vividly cuz I was crying in the car on the way home telling my mom sorry and she was like "you nasty ? , I'm telling the whole family!" -
just this morning
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"CirocObama;5698014"]This is one of the funniest threads ever yo LMAO.
Never been caught. There's been a few times where it got close tho.
But yo ya ? ever caught someone else doing it?
Word to everything about last summer i walked into a library and it was one of them dark, rainy type of days but there were still a few ppl in the ? . I walk in and word is bond this arab looking dude is on the damn library computer watching Xvideos.com with his hand in his pants looking at some white-on-white lesbian porn flicks LMAO..dude looked completely bugged out like his hair wasnt ? , his face was sweating and he looked bummy..almost like he had been feening to ? off. But it wasnt that he was some "hobo" looking dude either.
Yo i was shocked as hell. Ppl joke about stuff like that but to see that in a situation where if ppl walk behind the screen they can easily see what youre doing and while there were ppl around..
He had his backpack behind him and i was about to rob dude of it cuz he left and forgot it but seeing how nasty dude was i said "hell naw" lmao, and then he came back to get it. ? mightve ended up finding nothing but ? and cotton candy in there, ? ? freak.[/quote]
My roommate had his door cracked open a little bit...called his name, he didn't answer..so I walked to his door push it open a little bit more like "Yo ** what's goo-"
I see the back of his head and his right hand movin furiously...I backup closed the door a little bit but I see him turn around and look at me.
after going back to the living room, I realized I didn't hear any sounds coming from the computer and he had no head phones on....dude was zoned in.. -
Same roommate, a couple months later, I was using his laptop and I pulled up history to find something that I was lookin for and see this weird ? ..it said ? stories..the one that popped up was about an uncle ? his niece who was 12 yrs old..? disgusted me..
Thats why he had no headphones that one time, son jacks off to online literature -
Lmao
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real talk tho, its foul to bring up internet history on someone else's computer tho....
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real talk tho, its foul to bring up internet history on someone else's computer tho....
Did it on my homies ps3 trying to stream a boxing pay per view with like 6 people in the room including his gf, history was nothing but porn -
real talk tho, its foul to bring up internet history on someone else's computer tho....
Few days ago i was using a friend's pc and I opened a new tab
in the new tab the first 4 website suggestions were xvideo, xhamster, fapdu and porntube -
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? like yall are the reason why I erase my history every damn day lol
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I'm waiting for someone to say *? it, I'm like Frank Underwood from House of Cards*
