Ever got caught watchin Porn
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I was at my cousin house spending the night and we were watching HBO comedy or something. I grab the remote to change it and one of those ppv pornos show up, I saw the title and I was like damn wish we can watch that I hit the buy button thinking it wouldn't work that popped on and all u see is Lana Sands big naked ass getting hit from behind and I forgot to turn it down. My aunt comes running down the stairs so all we could do was fake sleep lol. She said I got something to wake y'all up and started hitting us with a wet rag lol. I had to pay her for 1 minute of porn watched and then my mom tried to ? me when my aunt told her lol
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unspoken_respect wrote: »I never got caught but had a couple of scares. Watching porn on a slow computer is a terrible idea. Whole screen freezes up when you try close the browser. I was leaning up against the screen turning the monitor off looking crazy as hell.
Just read the whole thread but still laughing at this -
One day, at work, an Indian dude got fired for supposedly lookin' at porn.
The firewall caught that ? and they sent security up to get him. -
I aint never got caught. Too slick for that.
My older brother got caught a bunch of times though. The worst one was when we had some guests over. I was probably not even 15 yet. So my parents got they friends over and decide to pop in a vhs tape to watch. Soon as she pops it in it was hard core ? going on. Parents were embarrased. Couldnt say a word.
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How the ? yall getting caught in 2014 and ? ? With all the porn on the internet. ? . Soon as people go to sleep you can turn on your laptop or even better your smart phone and watch that ? .
Back in the day ? was hard as hell. You had to always wait for the perfect time and any minute somebody could bust in. Half the time you couldnt hear footsteps cause your heart was beating too fast from fear of getting caught. -
Watching porno on mute i hear every ? damn noise in the house...the u have the last channel on espn or sumthn so if u hear somebody u flip it back
If you are going to watch Porn in a non-secure area what you need is 'situational awareness'
I got some wi-fi cameras for the house for added security while on vacation that transmit warnings to my phone on movement and a live video feed.
I have since discovered another use beyond security from bad guys but security for me!!
If I am down in my 'office' at night and the wife is afoot, I have my cameras surveying all of the critical entrances and exits and can see them all in real time on my phone.
By the time she gets down, nothing but gaming going on.
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haha what the hell I laugh reading your stories . Hahaha !
Stupid as you are when you 're ? . One day, my family would go on vacation so would be home alone one week I remember this very well. I waved goodbye at the window sat on high volume on the speaker and listened to rap. Decided to put on a porn video one hour later. Sat on real high volume so the room almost shook off all the moan . My mother had forgotten her passport and I had forgotten to lock the door so she came into my room and cried when she heard from the hallway and at the same moment she came in my room I ? .. I WAS LIKE NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
she put her hands on her eyes and she left the house.. Trust me the 7 days she was gone I could not sleep -
How the ? yall getting caught in 2014 and ? ? With all the porn on the internet. ? . Soon as people go to sleep you can turn on your laptop or even better your smart phone and watch that ? .
Back in the day ? was hard as hell. You had to always wait for the perfect time and any minute somebody could bust in. Half the time you couldnt hear footsteps cause your heart was beating too fast from fear of getting caught.
Word perfect timing and ? ...I remember bein younger, couch was by the window..so a ? would sit on the arm of the couch and be peekin out the side of the blinds and ? , on alert.. -
Rum Middleton wrote: »How the ? yall getting caught in 2014 and ? ? With all the porn on the internet. ? . Soon as people go to sleep you can turn on your laptop or even better your smart phone and watch that ? .
Back in the day ? was hard as hell. You had to always wait for the perfect time and any minute somebody could bust in. Half the time you couldnt hear footsteps cause your heart was beating too fast from fear of getting caught.
Word perfect timing and ? ...I remember bein younger, couch was by the window..so a ? would sit on the arm of the couch and be peekin out the side of the blinds and ? , on alert..
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One time I did that and was flicking back and forth with skinemax, my battery on my remote was almost dead, moms came in and the ? remote wouldn't change. -
GOAT thread
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Man 6 boys, one computer. Kazaa porn FTW. I had mine stashed somewhere in the old System folder. (only pics at the time smh. Dial up. These kids nowadays are spoilt with the lightspeed Internet and billions of vids smh). one of my damn brothers left a pic in My Documents like a rookie. mum saw it, called us all downstairs and told us she was cuttin the net smh it was so tense.
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Darth Sidious wrote: »Watching porno on mute i hear every ? damn noise in the house...the u have the last channel on espn or sumthn so if u hear somebody u flip it back
If you are going to watch Porn in a non-secure area what you need is 'situational awareness'
I got some wi-fi cameras for the house for added security while on vacation that transmit warnings to my phone on movement and a live video feed.
I have since discovered another use beyond security from bad guys but security for me!!
If I am down in my 'office' at night and the wife is afoot, I have my cameras surveying all of the critical entrances and exits and can see them all in real time on my phone.
By the time she gets down, nothing but gaming going on.
this fool has a porno batcave lol. -
when I was in my 11th grade my parents found my stash under my matress. it was some player pictorials and black tails magazines and a vhs my friends gave me. they said it was sin city under my bed. I didn't get rid of it until my first semester of college when I figured I didn't need it no more. dude who gave me the vhs had a big box o' porn lol!
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Billy_Poncho wrote: »Although, back when I was 14, my mom stepped on one of my socks and it broke in half. We both kinda understood then what was goin down...
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Lol I also remember gettin caught in a bus I was so ? was bout 11 saw my first ? in school so had that in mind. I was goin goin home so I sat at in the back of the bus was around 20 people there so not full. The girl I saw the ? on was sittin in front of me so I start fap while I look at her she could not see it and nobody else ofc. After bout 5minutes the bus stop and I was keep fappin but when he turn of the music I stop fappin.. HE open the door in the back of the bus and that 's when I knew it was about me.. I am just happy that he didn't yell my name out of the speakers while my classmates being on the bus. Didn't know there was a camera until day that.. ThE ? up part is that the busdriver and me was the only black male in the town during that time.. He was like "You let black people down" I guess
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Darth Sidious wrote: »Watching porno on mute i hear every ? damn noise in the house...the u have the last channel on espn or sumthn so if u hear somebody u flip it back
If you are going to watch Porn in a non-secure area what you need is 'situational awareness'
I got some wi-fi cameras for the house for added security while on vacation that transmit warnings to my phone on movement and a live video feed.
I have since discovered another use beyond security from bad guys but security for me!!
If I am down in my 'office' at night and the wife is afoot, I have my cameras surveying all of the critical entrances and exits and can see them all in real time on my phone.
By the time she gets down, nothing but gaming going on.
this fool has a porno batcave lol.
I believe this weirdo too. -
I don't watch porn movies on the computer anymore since I got caught. I put it in my mobile and watch it when i'm gonna sleep
it's the best way -
I watch homegrownfreaks.net on my phone.
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Classic
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? , I remember back when internet first arrived on that dial up ? . My aunty, who I was living with at the time, was out copping some tree from her connect. Being a nasty young ? , I immediately hopped on the PC. 10 minutes later I hear her at the door, sticking the key into the lock. She had forget to grab her debit card from off the table. At that very moment, I had just clicked on a new website I haven't peeped before. Some might know how it was then. If you clicked on a website, your computer would flood with mad windows with all kinds of ? on the screen. So ? started flooding the screen. A ? panicked like hell. All was missing was the mission impossible music. I'm clicking X on windows like a maphuka nervous as hell. She comes in and I just cleared the computer. "Hey baby, whatcha doin?" she says in her St. Thomas accent. "Nothing aunty, just chatting" As soon as I said that ? , a ? window popped up on some delayed, ? you sneaky ass ? type ? , with this chick bent over with a horse plowing her. My aunty cussed me the ? out. A ? was embarrassed as hell. She thought I was into some animal ? , which I wasn't. She clowned me for a whole month.
