Ever got caught watchin Porn
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Moms was on some militant ? , she removed locks from all the inside doors except the bathroom.Some of you ? need/needed headphones and a door lock.
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? , I remember back when internet first arrived on that dial up ? . My aunty, who I was living with at the time, was out copping some tree from her connect. Being a nasty young ? , I immediately hopped on the PC. 10 minutes later I hear her at the door, sticking the key into the lock. She had forget to grab her debit card from off the table. At that very moment, I had just clicked on a new website I haven't peeped before. Some might know how it was then. If you clicked on a website, your computer would flood with mad windows with all kinds of ? on the screen. So ? started flooding the screen. A ? panicked like hell. All was missing was the mission impossible music. I'm clicking X on windows like a maphuka nervous as hell. She comes in and I just cleared the computer. "Hey baby, whatcha doin?" she says in her St. Thomas accent. "Nothing aunty, just chatting" As soon as I said that ? , a ? window popped up on some delayed, ? you sneaky ass ? type ? , with this chick bent over with a horse plowing her. My aunty cussed me the ? out. A ? was embarrassed as hell. She thought I was into some animal ? , which I wasn't. She clowned me for a whole month.
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? mama cried in the bathroom cuz her son was jacking off
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She hated my ass for that and tried to start a fight with me after I finished lol
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I nominate this thread as one of the years most funniest. I ain't had a good laugh in a minute.
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Yep, got caught by my mom watching porn with my shorts around my ankles. We only had one vcr and it was in the living room, i so happen to find old school porno staring Little Oral Annie and went to work. It was definitely a Chappelle moment (grandma no!), i couldn't look my momma in the eyes for weeks.
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Some of you ? need/needed headphones and a door lock.
Ya cuz locked doors aren't suspicious at all lol -
My mom woulda just broke that ? down or locked pick it -
As opposed to getting caught in the act? Parents are gonna be suspicious no matter what. They supposed to be. -
I ain't gonna lie, only other time. Last year maybe.. I didn't get caught til the next day.
Late at night, again, mygirl sleep next to me, that weak ? was on again, ? ? aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes, wasn't tryin to wake her or shake the bed....hit the bathroom on the finish, went back to bed..
Next morning shorty was like," like I didn't know what you was doin"
I had to laugh it off, she clowned me tho. -
My mom did that once. I got the door fixed and put a new lock on and didn't say a word about it. She was like "well ? ". Did that on my own dollar at 16. She couldn't say ? . My dad gave zero ? . He just gave the head nod like "well played" -
Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and ? for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that ? to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.
? stop ? lyin talkin bout u got Bad head n n knocked off 3 of her friendslook ? u got caught beatin off end of Story aint no ? silver linng -
My mom did that once. I got the door fixed and put a new lock on and didn't say a word about it. She was like "well ? ". Did that on my own dollar at 16. She couldn't say ? . My dad gave zero ? . He just gave the head nod like "well played"
Bruh I coulda bought the lock with my money she woulda kicked that ? in
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Back when we had that ol dial up ass internet yeah. There was this picture of some ? in a school ? and I was fappin to it. Heard my mom come home and the damn thing froze. I had to shut it off and on. TUrns out that ? gave the computer a virus. When my mom started it up, it printed out like 15 pictures of this ? . My mom was mad as all hell. Shes the type of woman that considers you a pig if you even check chicks out so I was in big trouble and I think she slapped me.
Another time was watching a video(this was like in middle school the other was when I was in elementary) and I was beaten it, and her ? doesn't knock or anything and walks in. She went to cry in the bathroom and wouldnt talk to me for weeks.
LOL That computer had it out for you. That's all there is to it. -
Rum Middleton wrote: »I ain't gonna lie, only other time. Last year maybe.. I didn't get caught til the next day.
Late at night, again, mygirl sleep next to me, that weak ? was on again, ? ? aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes, wasn't tryin to wake her or shake the bed....hit the bathroom on the finish, went back to bed..
Next morning shorty was like," like I didn't know what you was doin"
I had to laugh it off, she clowned me tho.
So you beat off while ur girl was lying in bed next to you? And she knew? Multiple L's.
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Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and ? for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that ? to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.
? stop ? lyin talkin bout u got Bad head n n knocked off 3 of her friendslook ? u got caught beatin off end of Story aint no ? silver linng -
you shouldnt be
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Rum Middleton wrote: »I ain't gonna lie, only other time. Last year maybe.. I didn't get caught til the next day.
Late at night, again, mygirl sleep next to me, that weak ? was on again, ? ? aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes, wasn't tryin to wake her or shake the bed....hit the bathroom on the finish, went back to bed..
Next morning shorty was like," like I didn't know what you was doin"
I had to laugh it off, she clowned me tho.
So you beat off while ur girl was lying in bed next to you? And she knew? Multiple L's.
mygirl sleep next to me, that weak ? was on again, ? ? aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes,
So.......yeah. -
My lil brother caught me and told on me to my mom I was mad as ? .
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Think i was 12 or 13, never got caught watching it, but my step dad went in my room and got on my computer like a jealous hoe.
Im chillin with my mom in the kitchen just bullshittin and he calls me to my room. Looks at me and says "Whats this??"
i just see Mason Storm blowin some dude.
"Porn" i replied. Then i hear footsteps and my mom comes in my room
"What?! whys it on your computer?!" says Momma.
I didnt want to tell my mom it was for me to ? , so i was just sitting there paused trying to find a good answer for like 30 seconds.
This whole time i'm thinking alls i can hear is Sluuuuuuuurp sluuuuuurp spit "yeeeeahhh you like that? like when i suck that big ? ?"
Then my mom is finally like "turn the ? thing off! why the ? are you still playing it?!"
I dont really remember everything after that, it was just awkward. They were all talking about taking my computer out of my room and ? but i dont think they ever did.
It was a quiet dinner that night. Lots of noises of forks hitting plates. -
"Watched porn on my Grandmother's laptop, she ain't een know it/gave that ? a $200 virus, she ain't een know it"
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Well, lets just put it this way: I was awoken by what I thought to be the sound of my godmother choking; it was actually the sound of a porno I'd forgotten to turn off.
We both realized this, at approximately the same time, when she woke up from me asking her if she was "ok".
Yeah, I was watching porn in the same room with her while she was asleep. ? 's embarrassing. -
Got caught two times this day. But not caught in the act but after the fact. My moms caught a young ? sleepin wit his ? out on two seperate occasions. I gotta stop jerkin off when im tired as hell lol
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Man i remember first looking at porn on my parents computer, was way young dont know if pop up blockers even existed back then. Trying to find all the free porn i could on my parents computers then i would get off and go do whatever. Come back home and my parents computer would have like 30 porn pop ups. ? was WOAT.
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Once. I was watching a flick in moms room and must have got my nut and fell asleep. boxers down and all. Next thing I know she get home and she waking me up like wtf were you doing?? ? was mighty embarrassing smh. Tweaked hard that night
