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INB4 "This is why we say no muckin wit coworkers" responses.
Damn her.
You told her upfront. Yeah she was cool wit it. But actuality, she was hoping SHE was gonna be the one to change your mind. Which is why she got upset.
In her head she feel like she wasted her time. But that's HER fault. B/c you told her upfront what the deal was. No one told her to sign the FB (F*** Buddy) Contract. She assumed you was gonna make her the next replacement, and she assumed wrong. Oh well. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
And when you do get that new job, you be sure to look at her and your soon to be ex-coworkers, then walk out that ? on some Willie Dynamite s***...
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »INB4 "This is why we say no muckin wit coworkers" responses.
Damn her.
You told her upfront. Yeah she was cool wit it. But actuality, she was hoping SHE was gonna be the one to change your mind. Which is why she got upset.
In her head she feel like she wasted her time. But that's HER fault. B/c you told her upfront what the deal was. No one told her to sign the FB (F*** Buddy) Contract. She assumed you was gonna make her the next replacement, and she assumed wrong. Oh well. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
And when you do get that new job, you be sure to look at her and your soon to be ex-coworkers, then walk out that ? on some Willie Dynamite s***...
im saying. thats exactly what happened. dumb ? . she knew what it was. and we talked about the fact that we work together. We agreed nothing between us crosses into the work place. she agreed. she not only ? up my money, she ? up her own money too.
I dont give a ? about her heart being broken and her getting mad even though she knew the deal, im just ? she bringing the drama to work.
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Almost all women think they are the exception with everything. That's their problem. U really did nothing wrong, especially since u told her ur situation up front
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Almost all women think they are the exception with everything. That's their problem. U really did nothing wrong, especially since u told her ur situation up front
What's funnier is the fact that they've probably got ? in the friendzone who'd give them exactly the kind of relationship they say they want, but they end up getting with ? who only want them as a jumpoff.....even after they tell them up front that's all they want from them.
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Damn, that ? hurt, lol
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BeardedFreak wrote: »I've moved on from my ? women in the ass phase. Only on special occasions, going forward.
I've entered a ? phase now.
Nothing to heavy, just a light weight drizzle.
I like to shower with my women. Get em all soapy and lathered up, then when they start hogging all the hot water, stand back and release the hose on her legs and between her ass cheeks.
Wooooooooo
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I already posted this in the adhd thread but ? it... last weekend some ? told me shes gonna come over, a few hours before that she calls me and said she cant make it. So i called another ? to come over.. ok we ? and are laying in bed at 2. Am nearly asleep when my phone starts ringing again and again. After a while i picked up and it was the first ? completly wasted and told me shes gonna be here in 5 min. So i had to get rid of the other one in 5 min. I jumped up and screamed at her that my friend had a very bad accident and she has to take her ? and leave now!! It worked i threw her out and 1 min later the wasted one showed up and i ? her too. No need to say that there was no time to shower at all...
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Aite i told yall id bless yall w some stories on NYE to start the new years right......this onemight be the biggest L ive ever taken dont think besides the parties involved ive ever shared this story before...the following words are factual w no exaggeration.....Aite a while back im dating this girl, yall know im trying to grow up so i put my best foot forward, i pay for all dates, everything im being a super gentleman....? gets so good im like she might be the one....she thought so as well, one day we are out she s like i want u to meet someone who besides you is the most important person in my life, im like wait what? Before i can even protest, homie is already there im like wtf? But he was this older ? black dude, was cool as ? , funny sidenote i pay the bill excuse myself and hit the bathroom come back this ? dude got all the leftovers in his plastic bag like im bout to go it was a pleasure meeting you thanks for dinner....i mean i aint want the ? food anyway but my ? u just gon bogart the leftovers while i hit the bathroom....anyway that was Friday night....i dont see her Saturday i was w my ? shooting jumpers for money all night.....Sunday comes i wake i feel great i go for a jog, i then realizes im down the street from her crib...im thinking.let me stop by and say hello maybe go to breakfast...so i call she picks up half sleep call drops....i get to her building as i am looking for her buzzer to get buzzed in, i look to the left and see her coming out her crib w some lightskin G money looking ass ? ......yo my soul went super saiyan, straight flames.....a ? went through all human emotions possible in a span of 30 seconds then thought about it....looked at homie told him like yo she s yo problem now....and went on and finshed my run...she tried to hit me up and explain the ? i just cut it off like do u knoe how close we all came to making the news and hiw dangerous ur behavior was....kept it moving and i was good but that night tho for the first time in my life i listened to this album in its entirety....the L was mine to bear
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
The next story is a W....
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Aite i told yall id bless yall w some stories on NYE to start the new years right......this onemight be the biggest L ive ever taken dont think besides the parties involved ive ever shared this story before...the following words are factual w no exaggeration.....Aite a while back im dating this girl, yall know im trying to grow up so i put my best foot forward, i pay for all dates, everything im being a super gentleman....? gets so good im like she might be the one....she thought so as well, one day we are out she s like i want u to meet someone who besides you is the most important person in my life, im like wait what? Before i can even protest, homie is already there im like wtf? But he was this older ? black dude, was cool as ? , funny sidenote i pay the bill excuse myself and hit the bathroom come back this ? dude got all the leftovers in his plastic bag like im bout to go it was a pleasure meeting you thanks for dinner....i mean i aint want the ? food anyway but my ? u just gon bogart the leftovers while i hit the bathroom....anyway that was Friday night....i dont see her Saturday i was w my ? shooting jumpers for money all night.....Sunday comes i wake i feel great i go for a jog, i then realizes im down the street from her crib...im thinking.let me stop by and say hello maybe go to breakfast...so i call she picks up half sleep call drops....i get to her building as i am looking for her buzzer to get buzzed in, i look to the left and see her coming out her crib w some lightskin G money looking ass ? ......yo my soul went super saiyan, straight flames.....a ? went through all human emotions possible in a span of 30 seconds then thought about it....looked at homie told him like yo she s yo problem now....and went on and finshed my run...she tried to hit me up and explain the ? i just cut it off like do u knoe how close we all came to making the news and hiw dangerous ur behavior was....kept it moving and i was good but that night tho for the first time in my life i listened to this album in its entirety....the L was mine to bearhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
The next story is a W....
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
Lol at "Know you not my biggest fan" she low-key said you're still in your feelings
Naw that's bait. She threw that out there to see what kinda standings she's on wit that ? . Ole plz forgive me azzz.
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Aite i told yall id bless yall w some stories on NYE to start the new years right......this onemight be the biggest L ive ever taken dont think besides the parties involved ive ever shared this story before...the following words are factual w no exaggeration.....Aite a while back im dating this girl, yall know im trying to grow up so i put my best foot forward, i pay for all dates, everything im being a super gentleman....? gets so good im like she might be the one....she thought so as well, one day we are out she s like i want u to meet someone who besides you is the most important person in my life, im like wait what? Before i can even protest, homie is already there im like wtf? But he was this older ? black dude, was cool as ? , funny sidenote i pay the bill excuse myself and hit the bathroom come back this ? dude got all the leftovers in his plastic bag like im bout to go it was a pleasure meeting you thanks for dinner....i mean i aint want the ? food anyway but my ? u just gon bogart the leftovers while i hit the bathroom....anyway that was Friday night....i dont see her Saturday i was w my ? shooting jumpers for money all night.....Sunday comes i wake i feel great i go for a jog, i then realizes im down the street from her crib...im thinking.let me stop by and say hello maybe go to breakfast...so i call she picks up half sleep call drops....i get to her building as i am looking for her buzzer to get buzzed in, i look to the left and see her coming out her crib w some lightskin G money looking ass ? ......yo my soul went super saiyan, straight flames.....a ? went through all human emotions possible in a span of 30 seconds then thought about it....looked at homie told him like yo she s yo problem now....and went on and finshed my run...she tried to hit me up and explain the ? i just cut it off like do u knoe how close we all came to making the news and hiw dangerous ur behavior was....kept it moving and i was good but that night tho for the first time in my life i listened to this album in its entirety....the L was mine to bearhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
The next story is a W....
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Aite i told yall id bless yall w some stories on NYE to start the new years right......this onemight be the biggest L ive ever taken dont think besides the parties involved ive ever shared this story before...the following words are factual w no exaggeration.....Aite a while back im dating this girl, yall know im trying to grow up so i put my best foot forward, i pay for all dates, everything im being a super gentleman....? gets so good im like she might be the one....she thought so as well, one day we are out she s like i want u to meet someone who besides you is the most important person in my life, im like wait what? Before i can even protest, homie is already there im like wtf? But he was this older ? black dude, was cool as ? , funny sidenote i pay the bill excuse myself and hit the bathroom come back this ? dude got all the leftovers in his plastic bag like im bout to go it was a pleasure meeting you thanks for dinner....i mean i aint want the ? food anyway but my ? u just gon bogart the leftovers while i hit the bathroom....anyway that was Friday night....i dont see her Saturday i was w my ? shooting jumpers for money all night.....Sunday comes i wake i feel great i go for a jog, i then realizes im down the street from her crib...im thinking.let me stop by and say hello maybe go to breakfast...so i call she picks up half sleep call drops....i get to her building as i am looking for her buzzer to get buzzed in, i look to the left and see her coming out her crib w some lightskin G money looking ass ? ......yo my soul went super saiyan, straight flames.....a ? went through all human emotions possible in a span of 30 seconds then thought about it....looked at homie told him like yo she s yo problem now....and went on and finshed my run...she tried to hit me up and explain the ? i just cut it off like do u knoe how close we all came to making the news and hiw dangerous ur behavior was....kept it moving and i was good but that night tho for the first time in my life i listened to this album in its entirety....the L was mine to bearhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
The next story is a W....
Update lol so I just got this from the culprit in this story
@Elzo69Renaissance reaction to that text:
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Man, I was chopping it up with that choir boy @ap12 a few weeks ago and ? ...we was shooting the ? , talkin bout the ? we use to ? wit, how and what they been up to now and ? , so we go back to talking about one particular night, and this ? tells me:
Man do you remember that night I hit you up to come through to ole girl house, yo girl had a party and her cousins were all over there drinking and ? , and I was like yea, (I didn't fall through though) This ? @ap12, bruh ? aint ?
One of the chick's cousin that threw the party, @ap12 apparently hit it off with one of the cousins and he got ole girl to follow him back home to his apartment, Dude then tells me, him and the chick were on his couch talking and shooting the ? ..it's getting late or whatnot, so dude said he decides to make his move, I'm assuming he smashed on his couch, dude said he got up and went in his room and got a blanket, and a couch arm pillow and covered the girl up with the blanket and gave her the couch arm pillow to lay her head on and told her that "he would keep the air off" if she needed anything, just knock on his door LOL..? left the poor girl out on his couch and went in his room and closed the door behind and went to sleep LOL, ? I ? have tears,
Now I don't give a ? about a chick status or persona, but this chick was pretty cool and a nice sweet chick, I asked that ? mane why you did you do that to ole girl, Dude was like, shid, that couch was comfortable enough for her lay her ass on LOL
? said he woke up that next morning and went to shake her to get up LOL "aye it's time to go"
Bruh ? aint ?
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HOH: The "F*** YO COUCH ? " Edition
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Knock_Twice wrote: »Man, I was chopping it up with that choir boy @ap12 a few weeks ago and ? ...we was shooting the ? , talkin bout the ? we use to ? wit, how and what they been up to now and ? , so we go back to talking about one particular night, and this ? tells me:
Man do you remember that night I hit you up to come through to ole girl house, yo girl had a party and her cousins were all over there drinking and ? , and I was like yea, (I didn't fall through though) This ? @ap12, bruh ? aint ?
One of the chick's cousin that threw the party, @ap12 apparently hit it off with one of the cousins and he got ole girl to follow him back home to his apartment, Dude then tells me, him and the chick were on his couch talking and shooting the ? ..it's getting late or whatnot, so dude said he decides to make his move, I'm assuming he smashed on his couch, dude said he got up and went in his room and got a blanket, and a couch arm pillow and covered the girl up with the blanket and gave her the couch arm pillow to lay her head on and told her that "he would keep the air off" if she needed anything, just knock on his door LOL..? left the poor girl out on his couch and went in his room and closed the door behind and went to sleep LOL, ? I ? have tears,
Now I don't give a ? about a chick status or persona, but this chick was pretty cool and a nice sweet chick, I asked that ? mane why you did you do that to ole girl, Dude was like, shid, that couch was comfortable enough for her lay her ass on LOL
? said he woke up that next morning and went to shake her to get up LOL "aye it's time to go"
Bruh ? aint ?
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lol
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the ? . Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this ? to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this ? didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type ? ...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for ? and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status -
lol
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the ? . Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this ? to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this ? didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type ? ...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for ? and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status
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I recently started befriending ? and ? their mommas.
It started off innocent. Go over to thier crib to kick it and do a lil light weight flirting with their momma. Grab her ass maybe suck a ? or two.
Now I'm ? her, while he in the bathroom getting dressed.
Wooooo. What a rush! -
lol
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the ? . Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this ? to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this ? didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type ? ...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for ? and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status
? , that ? felt like Algebra.
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »lol
aight so a lil backstory
this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).
So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.
I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"
I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the ? . Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this ? to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this ? didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through
So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type ? ...she was like cool, i'll follow you
at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for ? and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.
But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.
I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status
? , that ? felt like Algebra.
all them damn Letters...
click the reaction and keep it moving nig lol
UPDATE: ran into Q Saturday at the Dollar General. CANT MAKE THIS ? UP!!! lol
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Knock_Twice wrote: »Part 5
So she lokee ? off and I'm like shid you shoulda never told me to keep scrolling through my gallery, but ? it.
So the mama was asked what we doing tonight, if we were going out or something, and I was like nah I'm tired and she was tired too, we had been riping and running in the stores all day, Lil buds buds was pressing his mama to leave, he really wanted to play with me smh, the lil chick mama was like dayum buds you never leave my house, you always wanna stay wit your grandmama, you just wanna go play with Mr.Knock I see, smh I'm looking and hearing this ? again wit a fake smile like mama dukes is really pushing this ? I see Lol. So we all leave and head to my lil chick's place, we get in and settle, lil bud had the ps4, dude was like you wanna see my room? and I was like yea, show me his ? or whatnot and he was like let's play 2k, I was like I need to talk to your mama, she was in the her room doing who knows what, so me and lil buds starting playing the game Lol, He's into the ? , I'm sitting indian style kicking his ass, At one point I was beating that ? like 55-8 or some ? , he was like "you're really good" I shrugged and said, anybody can get it, lil buds buds laughs, and now I see his mama out the corner of my eye leaning against the door with some high boy shorts and a long t-shirt lawd smh but wha I didn't like was she had that "aww look at them smile on her" Lol smh, then she was like Lil bud me and Mr. Knock have some talking too do, he was like "aww mom, we are really having fun" smh I was like lil buds I'ma come back, at this point the score is like 77-12 or some ? . His mama looked at the score and was like "you aint gotta beat him like that, and decks me in the chest" you could let him win. I walked past her and said "he picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"
Long story short, we ended up watching a movie and guess who comes into the room, Lil bud bud and now it's the 3 of us watching a movie, ? buds buds aint go to sleep until 2:30 that morning Lol...it was me and his ass up watching movies, his mama been went to sleep on us. I ended up telling him I was going to sleep, waking his mama up and knocking her down.
Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds.
I hadn't answered her text nor calls since and all this happened on Sunday.
*sighs*
Maaaaaaaaan you ain't ? for this story. I burst out laughing at the porn on the phone bit tho.
But I don't know if it was your vivid storytelling or ? that was the first genuine scumbag story I read on hear but you gotta go holla at them ? 7 months too late I know but I couldn't in clear conscience read that and not say nothing.... lol that's cold blooded -
"Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds."
I can't read this without laughing
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Man I need some new stories this might be the best thread on the ic
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Am I a scumbag if I attempt to have sex with a girl cause she's so vulnerable that her son died?
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Na ? that. I took her to the mall, had her pick her own ring out and boom. ? all that romantic ? . And i aint get pressured. I wanna marry the girl. I aint worried about her 1 bit. Scared ima ? ? up. But it was time to let that ? go and grow
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@TheBoyRoAm I a scumbag if I attempt to have sex with a girl chase she's so vulnerable that her son died?
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