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Knock_Twice wrote: »man I ended up crawling low on my stomach to get my ass back to the warehouse, Sales ppl were looking at me like "knock, hey bud, you're ok" yea just trying to get away from some ? I said LOL
smh
man I done been and seen some ? ..
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Man Lol smh
As far as the chick with the mask/veil we never saw how she looked that whole night, I shortened the story and wrapped it up, the patna that so called smashed the old lady Lol, actually sat in the car Lol until we came out the house to leave, that ? was that defeated LMAO, and we must have stayed over at that chick house until 2 that morning, and during that whole time we didn't see that chick face, she kept the lights were off, man we did everything to get her to take that ? off, but she never took it off, and I guess the chick that was sitting next to me (Red) must have been on it, cuz I would ask her why she wearing that ? , and she would just giggle and laugh Lol, so I don't know.
As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
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@Knock_TwiceKnock_Twice wrote: »As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
We need to read the long story, B. I'm sure more hilarity will ensue haha
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@Knock_TwiceKnock_Twice wrote: »As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
We need to read the long story, B. I'm sure more hilarity will ensue haha
Lol
Mane big brother ? , I may spit it out later but bruh Lol smh
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Knock_Twice wrote: »Man Lol smh
As far as the chick with the mask/veil we never saw how she looked that whole night, I shortened the story and wrapped it up, the patna that so called smashed the old lady Lol, actually sat in the car Lol until we came out the house to leave, that ? was that defeated LMAO, and we must have stayed over at that chick house until 2 that morning, and during that whole time we didn't see that chick face, she kept the lights were off, man we did everything to get her to take that ? off, but she never took it off, and I guess the chick that was sitting next to me (Red) must have been on it, cuz I would ask her why she wearing that ? , and she would just giggle and laugh Lol, so I don't know.
As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
How fat was she?
I tried to finger bang a fat broad but her thighs were too big to get to her ? . She had this look on her face of sheer confusion -
yea...i didnt go with ya'll that night
we went and saw some other chick
Bruh you missed out Lol
? was a helluva night smh Lol
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ChillaDaKilla wrote: »Knock_Twice wrote: »Man Lol smh
As far as the chick with the mask/veil we never saw how she looked that whole night, I shortened the story and wrapped it up, the patna that so called smashed the old lady Lol, actually sat in the car Lol until we came out the house to leave, that ? was that defeated LMAO, and we must have stayed over at that chick house until 2 that morning, and during that whole time we didn't see that chick face, she kept the lights were off, man we did everything to get her to take that ? off, but she never took it off, and I guess the chick that was sitting next to me (Red) must have been on it, cuz I would ask her why she wearing that ? , and she would just giggle and laugh Lol, so I don't know.
As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
How fat was she?
I tried to finger bang a fat broad but her thighs were too big to get to her ? . She had this look on her face of sheer confusion
She was a big chick, with a little bottom, Lol
Her chest and stomach was just nasty mane, had acne in her face, a moe on by her chin, she was just a disaster
She had a little neck and all Lol
The only thing she had going was that she was Red and that's me just searching hard for something positive lol
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Knock_Twice wrote: »ChillaDaKilla wrote: »Knock_Twice wrote: »Man Lol smh
As far as the chick with the mask/veil we never saw how she looked that whole night, I shortened the story and wrapped it up, the patna that so called smashed the old lady Lol, actually sat in the car Lol until we came out the house to leave, that ? was that defeated LMAO, and we must have stayed over at that chick house until 2 that morning, and during that whole time we didn't see that chick face, she kept the lights were off, man we did everything to get her to take that ? off, but she never took it off, and I guess the chick that was sitting next to me (Red) must have been on it, cuz I would ask her why she wearing that ? , and she would just giggle and laugh Lol, so I don't know.
As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
How fat was she?
I tried to finger bang a fat broad but her thighs were too big to get to her ? . She had this look on her face of sheer confusion
She was a big chick, with a little bottom, Lol
Her chest and stomach was just nasty mane, had acne in her face, a moe on by her chin, she was just a disaster
She had a little neck and all Lol
The only thing she had going was that she was Red and that's me just searching hard for something positive lol
It kills me how fat these Brawds get and then got the nerve to not have no ass -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »R0wDyJ3sTrrr wrote: »I bet @Knock_Twice was playin with biggie shorty's goodies!!!
That's why he avoiding that ? on some walking dead ? lol
Yeah that ? smashed. Or he finger banged her on the couch. LolKnock_Twice wrote: »Man Lol smh
As far as the chick with the mask/veil we never saw how she looked that whole night, I shortened the story and wrapped it up, the patna that so called smashed the old lady Lol, actually sat in the car Lol until we came out the house to leave, that ? was that defeated LMAO, and we must have stayed over at that chick house until 2 that morning, and during that whole time we didn't see that chick face, she kept the lights were off, man we did everything to get her to take that ? off, but she never took it off, and I guess the chick that was sitting next to me (Red) must have been on it, cuz I would ask her why she wearing that ? , and she would just giggle and laugh Lol, so I don't know.
As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
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Knock_Twice wrote: »
@Knock_TwiceKnock_Twice wrote: »As far as me and Red (LMAO) mane, I can't even explain the fuckery that happened between me and her Lol smh, but long story short, I finger banged her ? was the worst ever.
We need to read the long story, B. I'm sure more hilarity will ensue haha
Lol
Mane big brother ? , I may spit it out later but bruh Lol smh
yall ? aint ?
No...YOUR BOY ain't s*** for tryin to dip out y'all. Lol! -
Damn that ? @Knock_Twice add to the Scumbag Chronicles......
So imma drop another story
Same time frame as Knock story about 2000-2001. the name of this story is......
Wish Upon A STAR!!!
So its beginning of the school year around the time when football games and back to school dances are getting ready to pop off. So me and my cousin was head to his high school dance(Sarah T. Reed for my N.O. and B.R. heads). Now at this time I was ? with this chick named Muffy, not ole lady but we was "kool". Now Muffy was ? bad, ? was ? wit C-Murder but I had an in on that since she lived in my cousin apartments in Michoud. So we get to the dance.....chillin, I see Muffy, we talk she go hang wit her girls do her thing and the fellas doin us. I look up in the bleachers and up there I see a fine ass ? sittin by herself. In my mind im like ? it this the perfect time to strike, no cockblockin hoes no interference. So I go up with bullshyt small talk like " Why u up here all by yaself". Now I must add the place is dark, like really dark beside a few lights around the DJ boothe, so I can see her body and her face but not that well. She like her name Star, I pause like that ? different, but iight no big deal. So when we leave all them ? talkin about how many numbers they got, ? wit me about Muffy and whatnot, then lil cuz like how many number u get like in that scene off The Wood. So im like I got 1 number, they like who, I'm like I dont know man she said her name Star. Man I can never forget the look on my cousin face as he tol me with the nonchalant "Oh iight".
Next ? day, dance on a Friday so its Saturday morning like 11am, I get a call, its Star. She telling me she wanna come pick me up and I can go by her house and chill. Im thinkin the ? way in my mind like I got a ? who got a whip, bout to scoop me to beat them guts, and chill, I'm down come pic my up at 12 noon in front of the Superstore(another hometown reference). So I get out there,waiting about 5-10 mins and this ? green car come rollin up. To describe this car I know everybody seen Kat Williams "The ? Chronicles" were him and snoop sitting in that car with the chandelier in the back seat. It was one of those but raggedy and the interior was matching ? green. That ? had 5% tint to, and she roll up and she sittin passenger side. Now this is the moment I see her face. To put it bluntly, that ? was ugly, like acne ole grandma face lookin ? .Now I know some of yall like man you said she fine I wouldnt give a ? , but my ? , I have always comin up had pretty bad ? , always, so thats what I'm used to, so how some ? will ? fat ? but call em thick to help em sleep at night, ? ugly hoes just cuz they got a fat ass, I cant do it the ? gotta be what I like. So now I'm in the backseat riding to her house and she keeps turning around talking to me and in my mind I'm like I gotta get outta this smooth.
We get to the house, her momz goes str8 in her room but left her door open, we on the couch just watchin a lil TV. Now Star ran track, so now she wants to show off her medals and ? , kool. I'm like lets go outside and take a walk, and thus the planning and scumbagging began. We walking and im like I'm bout to leave man i need to eat I ddint grub when I woke up, she like we can go to the corner store if u want somethin I'll buy it. Light bulb goes off in my head, so we get to the store and she slide me a 20. I grab a bunch of ? , had me a bag of MAMA noodles(if u aint up on that and still eatin Ramen noodles ? yaself)cold drink, the works. I go to pay and she pay for it and give me the change. So we walking back I'm at her like damn u got money huh, she goin on about how she a only child and they just give her money. So light bulb goin off, I'm starting to think, hey maybe I can keep her ugly ass hidden on the roster. Then out of the blue she like " Let's race I bet I can beat you", like literally out of nowhere. I got a bag of snacks in my hand and I try to play it off like "nah I'm faster than u think". Man this ? made a big deal about it, so I'm like ok lets race back to ya house since its in the deadend. Man when I tell u I hit the ready, set, go, man I took off, and you know how you running but look over at the other person, bruh this chick was determined. I let her get ahead and just hit the brakes, man she went full Jackie Joyner Kearsey onme bruh, she didnt even realize I had stopped til she got to her driveway.
IIght so now I'm like ? this I aint leavin without gettin a nut, she got a ? racing her ass in the heat, I need some getback. So we back inside, her room upstairs,I get her to go in her room. NOw I had a motto that i still roll with, I want a ? to suck my ? 1st b4 I even ? , reason being if I get head only, you not just gonna be running around talking about how u sucked my ? , but u will tell if we ? , so this was my way of keeping chatter down with hoes I didnt care for ? it up wit other hoes. So i convince her, but she liek we gotta leave the door open, I devise a plan of imma stand up playing like I'm lookin at these pictures on ya shelf while she suckin. She start, and I must admit I'm havin to train her so I talkin ? but givin guidance at the same time, when her momz just bust out loud "Star where u put blah blah". Now her momz want to have dialogue while im tryna ? her face, u can imagine she suckin, takes it out to talk, and back and forth. So I bust, she go in the bathroom and I go back downstairs to tell momz that I needed to get home to do something, and yes I went over that ? head str8 to momz to get outta there. So they bringing me back, and no bullshyt, the whole ride home she kept sliding me money into the backseat, I promise when I got home she damn near gave me $400 in 20's. But to add I'm still like I gotta find a way to get rid of her, even after all this, so they asking me why I had to go home, I make up some story about how I'm about to move to NY and live out there is this is my last few days in town gotta go see everybody.
Now they fall for that ? . Hook.Line. Sinker.So I get out thinkin I'm never gonna see this ? again. Man I kid you not a month later at a football jamboree in the Superdome, guess who I see, with both her parents. Man I wlak by, ad by this time it was to late, so she like G, and I smooth walked by her like I didnt even hear. watchin the game and you know how u can feel somebody looking at you, everytime I would turn to my right she was in my view, tryna make eye contact, to the point of tryna wave me over there my her people. So game over I'm tryna do my gettin number ? and I get a tap on the shoulder, its her. She like "O so you dont know me no more", in stride I'm like I honestly didnt recognize you, but yeah Star wuzzup lookin good, said hello to her poeples. She like I thought u moved out of town, I'm like I did I got homesick so I came down for the weekend to see momz and come to a football game. Man that hoe pouted and just walked off and took her L.
And ironically I call hell with Muffy after all that cuz those 2 went to the same school and she gave me ? for ? with and ugly ? not up to par, then I had to remind her that how u gonna get mad when you ? with C. That quieted that up after that statement.
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? 's name is Star but she got a face like a rock
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ahhhh Michoud had some BAD looking women out there..LAWD
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Hahaha
Yall ain't ? -
Shoulda got more out that Star ? , but I understand if it ain't what you like it's hard to even scumbag em.....
You still shoulda did it! you got $400 out her the first day just sayin -
Yeah, Star ugly ass would have been on the roster for the $ alone hahaR0wDyJ3sTrrr wrote: »Shoulda got more out that Star ? , but I understand if it ain't what you like it's hard to even scumbag em.....
You still shoulda did it! you got $400 out her the first day just sayin
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This ? got free lunch.......head.....and 400 bucks
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Yo so I just remembered this story.
So I was ? this ugly stripper from DC. Body was tight but face was ...............................she was a buttahead! So she comes over with weed. Perfect cause the roommate was out of town and could not meet this buttahead. WE smoke and watch TV. I am lit but with me being in the Navy I wasnt used to smoking anymore. She finally start up the session with some head and we crawl in 69. If you know me, I have said it on this site plenty of times. I quit smoking weed cause it puts me to sleep. I low and behold I dozed off. When I wake up I told her my eyes was closed cause the head was so good.
We go upstairs and I start hitting it from the back. I feel myself dozing off so I flip her over. I feel it again. So I flip her on her side. I am trying my best to stay up. Finally I lift her legs up and start licking cooch again. Finally I am snoring face first in the ? . Embarrassing! She just wakes me up and we fall asleep together. I wake up and she is gone. I ? with her twice after that but never the same.
I did it again but this another broad. She cooked for me started giving me head while I was blazing. By the end of the blunt I was out. Snoring! She just totally went off on me. Her feeling was hurt and she never forgave me for it. I know cause I worked with her. Weed was never a aphrodisiac for me. LOL!
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"Finally I am snoring face first in the ? ."
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i once bought a beard trimmer from CVS, went home, trimmed my ? /? with it and then went back later that day and returned it. someone out there is probably trimming their beard with my ballwax on it. oh well
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My ? ate out an ugly stripper...
I don't know how yall do it.
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Walmart Girl
She's been living in her roll back world.
I had this one thing that used to work at Walmart with me. We used to sit at the McDonald's in the Walmart. I grab some fries, stick it in between her ? , and then eat them ? . Like we were heavy for one another. Our first kiss we were waiting outside the Walmart for her step dad to pick her up. Dude has a white Lincoln MKX. He gives me that look.
Days go by and she calls me and asked me when will I be home. I get off work in about an hour. Okay, I'm going to visit you in about an hour and a half. so I get home and all my f****** lights are cut out. didn't pay the damn bill in time. the place is so dark that I had to light candles I had laying around. Now that the place is lit, I hear a the door.
Knock knock knock!
Oh s***, I forgot about Walmart girl. I get the door and she says "oh this is romantic. I like the candles." I'm thinking, I better do something now before she finds out that I didn't pay the bill. so we start kissing , I go for the belly , and then unbuckle her pants. She's sitting in my living room couch , and her dad calls. So I start eating that ? . She says on the phone,
"Nothing... oh I'm at a friend's... H-H-HHHOOOUWWWSSS!"
I think her step dad knew what was going on so he tells her to hurry back with his car. I look outside and now it's a black Lincoln MKX. This dude got two of the same car. She gets off the phone and says, "looks like you'd better hurry up!" No problem! 5 minutes I was one and done. Keep that in mind because its important to the story.
So later on I'm about to go on a date with her, her step sister, and her step sister's boyfriend. so it's the four of us at the house and they don't have any cable TV. so Walmart girl says, well you can play the PlayStation. so I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 4 , from start because there's no game save. 45 minutes later, Walmart girl comes out all dressed and I'm still playing GTA. 30 minutes later , her step-sister says that the movie will be starting in another 30 minutes. I had just spent about an hour playing Grand Theft. Also keep that in mind because it's important to the story.
So Walmart girl has been giving me this attitude all throughout the house. When we get on the road , she is giving me late GPS instructions. Telling me to turn 10 feet in front of the road when I'm already going 50 miles per hour. We get to the theater and she doesn't even drink the dr. pepper I bought for her , nor that expensive ass popcorn. And after the theater, we stopped at another Walmart not too far from where she lived. we all split up and I see my little cousin who had just left the prom. She was dressed up very nice.
"Uncle Irah, there's some guys following me all around this store."
She was right there was a couple of goons who been tailing us. This is my family, and this girl is probably 15 or 16. So I tell her to buy all of her stuff and I'll walk her to her car , which I did.
I'm in the parking lot about to walk back in when I see Walmart girl and her step sister. they walk to my car without saying a word to me. so I drove everybody back and the car ride was so awkward.
We get to her house and I see both the black and white Lincoln MKX in the yard. Everybody exits the car , but Walmart girl slammed my door. I walked up to her house door like, what's going on? She says, "why don't you ask that b**** you was talking to in the parking lot." I said wait, that's my cousin!"
I put my foot in the door as she slammed it. this girl slammed my foot two or three more times in the door. so I finally knocked on the door, and her dad opens up the door and looked at me with a you shall not pass notion. Dude look like Forest Whitaker from The Shield. I make an about-face and march back to the car.
But wait, there's more! I text her a screenshot of my little cousin since she's on my Facebook as a family member. Walmart girl texts me back ,
well you've been ignoring me all day anyway. I need someone who has better things to do than to play videogames all day.
you didn't have any cable! You let me play that game! I was waiting on you.
well you don't have to wait on me anymore. You're a Speedy Gonzales anyway.
wait a minute, you gave me the quickie. let's not get that confused!
Goodbye Irah.
Sometimes I still think about her.
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Geechee neva wins....remember that because it's important to all his stories
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That ? wanted an excuse to end things wit that ? .
Post her nudes Uncle Irah. Lol -
i look up to geechee like that uncle yo mama tell you to learn from so you don't have to go thru that ? lol
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