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Yeah man wtfAmenhotepiv wrote: »knock at it again with cliffhangers
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So we getting out, walking up slowly to the house and ? , and we to the door, and my cuz was 1st to lead, so his girl was at the door, now mind you, the porch light are still off and only the TV light from the living room is the only light showing/glaring, so we really can't see ole girl LOL, all I see is like a veil/ mask around her mouth and ? LOL so we walk into the house, Got in the house, ? smell was the first thing that hit me, ? smelt like zebra droppings in that ? , LOL, I looked back at my other patna sniffing like "? do you smell that ? ?" he closing the door laughing like "yea ? ", so we walking into the living room, and it's only my cuzin girl that is in the living room with us, I plop on the sofa, other patna is still standing by the door with his hand on the door, in case we gotta run out LOL, cuz stops in front of the TV (house lights are still off) so the chick was like why yall all acting all scared, and we like "shid we don't know you, just wanna make sure we can buss outta here in case ya ass try some ? " so she's walking into the kitchen area and cuts on the light there, and I see, no lie, from the top of her forehead to the top of her nose is the only thing uncovered, LOL like I said she had some type of veil/wrap or some ? , around the rest of her face covering it up, so me and my other patna done peeped the ? out, so I'm like you see ole girl wit the Micheal Jackson mask on and ? Lol and he was like yea, poor cuz never had a clue what was going on.
So she cuts off the kitchen light and yells, They here Trisha yall, and we like "yall" who the ? is "yall" LOL, so she said the other "girls" so we was like oh ok, So Trisha comes out, (the red bone) bruh, you know when you see something that puts a "man what the ? " expression on your face and you be just frozen in time LOL, bruh that chick came out, she waddle out, not walked out, but waddle like penguin outta the back room LOL, and my patna still at the door..cracked that ? a little and that ? turned to a 45 degree angle and was about to take off LMAO..I grabbed the bottom of that ? jacket and just held on for dear life, this ? was so serious in jetting out that ? , I could feel the strength of him trying to escape, I had to get up from my seating position and kinda gain balance to keep that ? inside and all while playin it off from the chicks, but I knew if I had lost grip on that ? jacket, that ? would have left us there LOL..so I'm tugging on this ? jacket trying to keep him in and was like bruh chill, I don't even know why I said chill, cuz I would have jetted out with that ? too, but I guess the fact my cuzin was close by his chick, i knew them chicks could have tackled him and he would have been still in the house while we got away LOL.
So the chick comes out and introduces herself, man this just had to have bathe in some vapor rub juices, this ? smelt like vapor rub, and I'm like man wtf is going on, then she sat on the couch where I was sitting, smh, She got to talking about what we drinking on and what yall wanna do type ? off the bat, Man this girl was big as ? , and I mean good and sloppy big smh. So the last chick, and they all came out like a ? game show or some ? as my cuz girl's was introducing them as contestants or some ? smh. the last "girl" came out, bruh, this lady was an old lady about 48 years old LMAO...gray hair skinny brown skin lady LOL, bruh I just put my head down, I let go of my ? jacket, The ? opened the door wide now LOL...
The old ? came out the back room or whereever back there "Hey there, who all yall are" with a cig (newport looked like) in her mouth, a blue jean skirt on, legs looked like wooden pool sticks, gray strains of hair LOL, My ? at the door just turned around and walked outta the house, LOL, I waited for a quick sec, and spoke, trying to play it off and I walked out to go and get the other ? to make sure this ? wasn't going to leave us.
Man ? this ? here LOL -
So we outside walking to the car laughing and like man wtf is going, my cuz comes out laughing "like man yall leaving" my patna decks him and was yea ? , either you going or you staying, I'm on the hood laid out in tears laughing at this ? , saying "I knew, I shoulda stay my ass at home", mama knows "I shoulda stay my ass at the house"
So we laughing like mane, wtf, so I was like "cuz man you said these chicks were str8" ? said "knock, I gotta be honesty, I lied" LMAO..
"hell I aint even seen my girl before" LOL more tears LOL
So we outside laughing loud now, so my cuzin chick sticks her head out saying "yall can leave if yall want to" so we all look at each other like "man let's just stay and see what else fuckery we can get into" so we yelled back "we coming back in, my friend had to get some "fresh" air" remember the house smelt like zebra ? .
So we all walk back inside the house after laughing and ? , gather ourselves.
As we walk in, I sit back on the sofa by the red bone chick and when I say I felt so low to the ground on that sofa, the big ? literally sunk in the couch LOL, my other patna catches a chair along by the door LOL (I gotta watch him, he may buss out quick if some ? ? goes down) so the old chick was like "dayum, I need some more cigarettes, which one yall ? go take me to go get some more" LOL, we looking at each other laughing, and was like,uhh, so I was like "well I aint drive, he did" (pointed to the ? at the door) I kid you not, if that ? had a gun, he would have shot me in the hip LMAO...I promise you, so the ? say "well I aint got no gas", the old lady was like "aww ? , it's just up the street, I'll give you some gas money", So dude was like aight but in his heart he was saddened LOL, so they leave and go to the store (store about 1 maybe 2 mins the most up the street) shouldn't take long right? (get back to this later) more fuckery
So now it's still dark, lights are still off, only the TV light is showing, and now after all the fuckery that done took place so far, my cuzin girl has gone in the back and now she has another mask/guard or whatever the ? drapped across her face LOL, covering the same parts of her face, so now I'm like wft, again, my cuzin still haven't peeped game,
Me and ole ? the couch and I'm trying to stop laughing at the whole ? , so I asked her the normal ? ass questions, cuz at this point, aint no way, my ? is getting up for this ? tonight Lol...I'll take a smooth L on this one..but me being me, I wanna be nice and "act" like I"m interested...she was like "oh I thought yall was about to leave how you and your boy just go walk out like that, I thought that was very rude, very rude" and I was like Nah nah, dude has lung issues and he just needed some fresh air, one of his lungs was itching so he needed to go outside LOL some ? I made up...? was a smooth bird, so she was like "oh, cuz I didn't know", then the ? tried to get sexy, and so she turned her body and propped her leg up so that she is now facing me..and I kid you not, when she moved and adjusted I moved along with her LOL, how you move everything on the sofa, the sofa moved back and bumped against the wall about 2 or 3 times and then when she finally got the right position she wanted to be in she did the fat person sigh "sigh, soooo, how are youuuu"
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Knock .....................................bruh...............................summarize that ? ! I cant read all that. I am at work.
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Knock .....................................bruh...............................summarize that ? ! I cant read all that. I am at work.
Im. At work and that ? was worth the read lmao -
Knock .....................................bruh...............................summarize that ? ! I cant read all that. I am at work.
Aye! Let the man finish nh...
Go ahead Knock -
Condence a novel
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This story needs animation
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What if he die right now an we never know the veil answer
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Smh no player left behind
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yea...i didnt go with ya'll that night
we went and saw some other chick -
So we shooting the ? , so at this time, 30 minutes has passed and I'm like, where the ? is BJ, the store aint that far away, and JL was like man where them ? at, the girls was like I hope "Shirley" aint kidnap the boy LOL. again we didn't have cell phones so we couldn't call this ? , anyway so we both like ? that ? *shruggs*, so we all in the living room per say, I'm on the couch, my cuzin and his girl in the kitchen area, so we hear a loud ass thump noise from the back, the girl sitting next to me looks startled, like "oh ? " my cuzin girl leaves my cuz and heads to the back, but before she could get there a boy about 12 years old comes outta the back LOL, so I'm looking and he starts cussin out my cuzin girl...
He then, punches the chick in the arm, I mean wrapped the ? outta her arm, so he then smh turns the light on and pulls the veil/scraf/Micheal Jackson wrap off the chick's face...and takes it..So the chick runs to the table that was in the kitchen and there was a notebook on the table and she grabs it and holds the ? in front of her face LOL..and tells the little boy to go back in the room..and I'm sitting there like wtf is going on..and is this ? ass boy, come to find out the boy was semi-? , so I ask the chick sitting next to me, what's going on wit her face LOL, so the chick laughs, like the ? is funny too..so I'm saying to my cuzin chick, "yo what's wit the hiding of your face, you the Muppet Babies or some ? body" she hits the lights back off and walks in front of me laughing and the chick sitting next to me and says "no ? , I just don't want to show you yall my face, that's all" I look at my cuzin, ? has that "aye I know I done ? 'd up" look on his face laughing...So for the next 20 minutes me and my cuzin was literally wrestling with this chick so that we could get to see her face, it was so bad, he would grab her and tickle her and I would try and pull down the notebook from her face, bruh the chick ran around the coffee table ? us like we were playing tag and ? , so that we couldn't see her face...LOL..
I can't make this ? up man...
So time goes on and the old lady and our other patna comes in, the ? looks defeated as ? wore the ? down, and say's "yall let's go, come on yall, let's go, I'm leaving" so we laughing like "dude what happened" old lady walks by us puffing outta a cig without saying a word and walked to the back LOL, so me my cuz was like don't tell me bruh
LMAO
We leave and ? , we in tears walking to the car, cuz we both (all really) thinking no this ? didn't do what I think he did, gets in the car, first thing I say "? did you ? that old ass lady" LOL,
mane I left some more ? out that happened between me and ole girl sitting on the couch, but I'm tired of typing ? yall..LOL...so we in the car and this ? is quiet the whole ride home, I'm driving my cuzin about him not seeing his girl the whole night..? didn't even see how his girl looked LOL, and we driving our other patna about how he ? that old lady in a parking lot somewhere LOL, she forced him to ? her LOL..he hasn't admit it till this day about what happened.....
So about 2 weeks later, I was working at a furniture store, I worked in the Warehouse, and I so happen to go in the front of the store where customers picked there furniture and ? out..So I'm in that part of the store, and I look, I'm looking, and I'm like "oh ? " that's ole girl who was sitting next to me, and she was looking for some furniture I'm guessing, so to not be seen by her ,it's sofas and love seats and ? out there on the floor, I dove quickly onto one of them sofas to hide and ? , like a ? was 5 years old playing on his mama sofa (the game war/army or some ? ) hiding out from the enemy LOL, that's what I did onto one of them sofas and keep peeping up to see if I can make a clear getaway to the back of the warehouse, man I ended up crawling low on my stomach to get my ass back to the warehouse, Sales ppl were looking at me like "knock, hey bud, you're ok" yea just trying to get away from some ? I said LOL
smh
man I done been and seen some ? .. -
Aint that some bulllllllsgit ? u ? so the veil go answerd ? !!
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Knock_Twice wrote: »the last "girl" came out, bruh, this lady was an old lady about 48 years old LMAO...gray hair skinny brown skin lady LOL, bruh I just put my head down, I let go of my ? jacket, The ? opened the door wide now LOL...
The old ? came out the back room or whereever back there "Hey there, who all yall are" with a cig (newport looked like) in her mouth, a blue jean skirt on, legs looked like wooden pool sticks, gray strains of hair LOL, My ? at the door just turned around and walked outta the house.
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Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »
Hell I thought he was finish! -
@Knock_Twice imma just be real with you....you did a whole lot of typing for nothing.
That was the longest anti-climactic story I've seen in here. I'm upset I read all that now. -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »@Knock_Twice imma just be real with you....you did a whole lot of typing for nothing.
That was the longest anti-climactic story I've seen in here. I'm upset I read all that now.
That ? was a long suspence movie with no ending.....? it ill keep the party goin i met this dark skin girl an when i was ? got the digits she came over an we ? but being i have no rhythm an ? like a robot i asked does she want me to get up off u she say yeah so i eat her she suck...after that she started givin me the curve so i put her nude piks out to let everybody know i ? thats my m o im insecure... -
@Knock_Twice bruh take the rest of the year off.
That ? had me in tears lmao. -
Knock man you gotta tell us what happened to Red.
Lol @ ya boy gettin his manhood taken by Cigarette Bertha. -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »@Knock_Twice imma just be real with you....you did a whole lot of typing for nothing.
That was the longest anti-climactic story I've seen in here. I'm upset I read all that now.
Man ? how it ended. The story was funny as ? throughout. -
? I was in tears when that muthafucca said he had to hold on to his boy's jacket for dear life. Lol!!
That ? gave NO f***s about wanting bounce on everyone. Lol -
I bet @Knock_Twice was playin with biggie shorty's goodies!!!
That's why he avoiding that ? on some walking dead ? lol -
R0wDyJ3sTrrr wrote: »I bet @Knock_Twice was playin with biggie shorty's goodies!!!
That's why he avoiding that ? on some walking dead ? lol
Yeah that ? smashed. Or he finger banged her on the couch. Lol -
Chat lines still exists I know a few people who use them
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so what the ? was mask for bro
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