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This ? lurk been talking ? lately. ? all over the board at ppl neck
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dallas' 4 eva wrote: »So I'm leaving her spot amd you know it's one way in one way out. It's a dope fiend standing in the middle of the exit. I put my head out the window and say 'MOVE YO ASS OUT THE WAY BRUH!!!' this dope fiend pulls a strap out and says 'get out yo ? and run that ? ' I had two options either give him my first car which was nice as ? or run his ass over. I mashed the ? gas and ran his ass smooth the ? over pulled out and never pulled looked back. Old girl gone call me 20 minutes later saying it's all types laws and ambulances and ? in front of her ? tending to somebody, I told her just forget about me baby it was fun while it lasted. Never saw or heard from her again, don't know what happened to that dope fiend neither. Oh well still ? .
lmao at the dopehead tellin u run your ? and u pullin a Suge on him
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Pasty fat ?
So When I first joined the world greatest Navy. I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. Back in those days you can drive the base easily. All you needed was a base sticker. I most cases you didnt even need that. So on Friday's I would stand at pier 12 by the phone booth waiting for the women to start driving by to pick up a sailor for a good time. (? sound like the hoe stroll right?) I didnt have a car and barely any money to speak of.
All you had to do was wave down these chicks and they would stop. Spit your game and you was taken care of for a weekend or longer. I have to admit. I have no game. I am just tall and handsome, so that got them to stop. After that it was a ? shoot. I struck out alot, But lets just say Fat White Women loved me. That was all I could get for damn near a year. I would have all types stop to holla but my lack of game relegated me to Fat White women. Eventually I gave in and spent plenty nights eating good and ? pasty fat white ? . Most of them would want to continue a relationship but I wanted more quality. Finally I thought I hit the jackpot. Fine black chick that was actually friends with a bustdown that I was cool with. Word of mouth ? .
(I think I dropped the detailed story below in the thread ealier)
Long story short. This ? was married, already preggo and ? everything that moved. I wasnt used to that cause all the ? I ? with was on some desperate ? . My game wasnt equipped for that L!
Well I got a car and my game instantly got better. No mo Phone booth pimping (hoe stroll) for me. I was actually riding up on ? . I didnt have to rely on fat white ? for another two years. But that is a story for another time.
LMFAO, yo @caddo man when were you at Norfolk? I was stationed in Va Beach/Notfolk from 07-14 and I'm in New Orleans now.
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Yeah @geechee slim You deserve a W.
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LateToDaParty wrote: »This ? lurk been talking ? lately. ? all over the board at ppl neck
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »i can smell the disappointment in that room
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Ummn...my old lady cookin dinner inside i go outside ? a stud raw in my bak yard comebak as if nothin happen...
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blackgod813 wrote: »Ummn...my old lady cookin dinner inside i go outside ? a stud raw in my bak yard comebak as if nothin happen...
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Stud?
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? said that like he was expecting high fives from us like...
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blackgod813 wrote: »Ummn...my old lady cookin dinner inside i go outside ? a stud raw in my bak yard comebak as if nothin happen...
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I've been lurking for a min...
I've laughed here
I've damn near cried here
I've learned here
Now I will contribute: While attending Que party in 2008 a bunch of Greek hoes was eyein yo boi cuz it was rumored I was crossing (not my thing) so they was tryin to get in good before I changed lol
One short dark skinned snickathick ghetto girl (you know the ones that's just there for a yr to party drink and end up preggers) kept rubbin her assets up on my manhood, so I'm grabbin hips, whisperin "you know what you doin with that thang, you better stop", " we goin to leave in a min if you don't stop", and finally "let's go!" So I didn't have a whip at the time but she did so we go to her ? and it's on. We kissing (I regret) rubbin, squeezin, touchin. She start unbucklin the britches and smacking and lickin her lips. So now I'm at full attention, then she says "damn daddy I don't about all of this" then.....
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she making all the right noises gets the whole ? wet (not just the top like the girls that say the be sucking ? but really don't like that ? ) takin care of my ? and everything. It took everything in me not to moan out like a ? , my toes was curling and I'm just tight tryin not to make to much noise
So I finish and she swallows it all then opens up to let me see (so classy) and puts her ? back (I forgot her ? was out by now nice size not porportion to her ass thou) and get up and there is a big add wet spot (from the A1 ? ) and she see it and say " we can just go back to your place" I'm like " naw I can't leave my friend by herself (yea it's a chick naw we wasn't ? ) she look sad but we go back in and I find somewhere dark and just chill till my homegirl ready to go...
1:15ish skinny light skinned with the blonde micro braids (yall know what she look like lol) comes up to me like " what did you do to my friend", "I swear y'all ? ain't ? ". I'm like "I didn't do nothin, she just mad cuz I told her I liked you more" her eyes light up for a hot sec then she like " you should have told her before" and "now she feel like a hoe" (that's my fault?) so I said " give me your number so I can text you mine so you can give it to her" she does before she leaves I grab her hand and ask "what about us?" She like idk and gigglin then as if the Dj knew I need his help "freak me" by silk starts blasting and of course "that's my song" she says, so I pull here close and she starts grinding and hunpin the ? out of me, I'm like oh ? it is her song, so I'm feeling myself and I reach for that kitty and she says no and holds my hand, then I'm like "you already know I like you why you teasin? And then I go again now she guiding my hand, so I keep whisper the same ? "you like it" , "show me how you like it" so when the song over I put my fingers up and she puts it in her mouth!!!
So I'm chopin it up with her tryin to make it a regular thing when the ugly friend Hispanic with hunchback (but insist on wear spaghetti straps) comes up and say the dark friend is ready to go, I play it cool " make sure she gets my number" and the light ones like "ok" giigglin and ?
I ? with both them broads for like 4 months until spaghetti straps spill the beans and there friendship was worth more then a non-Greek ?
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O a stud...dress like wayne tats in the face....but i dont care if a ? a construction worker she got a ? ..i was wrong an cry about it sometimes
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...Ayo, who's Mans is This.???
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blackgod813 wrote: »O a stud...dress like wayne tats in the face....but i dont care if a ? a construction worker she got a ? ..i was wrong an cry about it sometimes
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This ? cried from smashing a stud raw hahahahaha
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During a slump in love and life I began a relationship with a older woman who wanted to care of a young man. I told her upfront I wasn't tryin to do no bf/gf ? she said it was cool (they all do) and we proceed to chill. By chill I mean I would get a call around 10ish at night asking if was hungry (? always hungry), she would bring whatever over to eat, we watch tv, play music and she would watch me play 2k, callofduty, ect. I only smashed when I felt like it, no kissing no holding hands nothin...
So one day she ask when I'm goin to be ready for a relationship (I was holdin a L from a 4yr high school relationship) so I was like "I can't be rushing into anything right now" you that kinda ? , she was cool with it
The next week I hooked up with this big breasted Indian chick I had been tryin to bag for like 9 months, head wasn't great but there was effort and she was rockin some DD so I wasn't complaining (ass man myself but after that L it was time for something new)
With little effort my older friend found out and ask me about it on some how you goin to do me like this type ? . I was like you already know the deal! So needless to say she was mad don't call me for ? don't ask me for ? mood, ? the next day I told her I want a pizza she bring a lil ceaser pizza (knowing I like papa johns) like I was suppose to mad about free food? ? I look like? But I did say something cuz I know she wanted me to but then I told she couldn't stay that night cuz I had to study. She start crying like you just use me, I was like naw you use me, on some reverse psychology trick i had been waitin to use. She start sayin you right you right, then I'm like I still want to be your friend but we can't do this no more.
She accept it and left on some we can talk more about it tomorrow. So the Indian comes over (I gave her some of the pizza) and we study for like 20 min then I'm like I'm done, she says that's terrible, then makes a big deal about education and all this very important (she a teacher now) so I'm like I'll read then, so we both on the bed, and I start messing with her hair, she ignores it for a sec then tells me to stop, so I was like ? it then, she starts apologizing tell me she was havin a bad day, so I go into the kitchen and bring back some green apple wine coolers my roommates girlfriend had left. So she start drink and tell me everything, and I'm just hit all the "why didn't they listen to you", "you should be in charge anyway" , "you hair gotta do yo best and be ready for what's next"...
She's happy now, your such a good listener, I feel like I can tell you anything. Needless to say I was knocking boots that night till the morning, she wakes up panicked I'm like what's wrong, she had class in 30 min and couldn't go all the way home, so I gave her some good shorts (Jordan shorts were something serious round this parts) and a shirt and before she leaves she says I love you
I'm like yea me to? And I start to feel some kinda way (I was still weak from the L) so we text all day on some couple ? , then I was like ? it lets do it, she's super hype tryin to come to the crib, we back in my room and she goes right to the head using them jugs and I'm lookin down knowing I made a good decision, then somebody starts knocking at the door, nobody text me, I ain't gettin up, or of my roommates answer and say he ain't here (good looking) but I handle mines so I get up and the Indians like what's goin on, I'm like I'm bout to find out
So the older chick there with a friend talkin bout lets go bowling, I say naw I got company. And I closed the door! They start knocking again I open say what's up, she take a swing at yo boi, I weave her and close the door again. Now the Indian is out the room asking questions and yes assuming So I tell her just a friend who is mad we are together so she is goin to lie and say anything but she's just jealous! She believes it we go back in the room and she's like let's just go to sleep, I don't want to push it so I'm like ok, (just goin to smash in the morning) so after a quick ? session in the bathroom ( so I could see the ? ) she left to go home and I was chillin
The next day the Indian says we have to talk, I'm like ok
Apparently I left a hick on her neck and her father saw it and went off, so she had to come home right after school (college) and no more spending the night at "her friends house". Then he found out I was black and she could see me anymore!
She plays the rebel for a week and then she breaks it off in public because she didn't want a scene!?
And as I'm gettin the news my older friend I walkin by lookin at me in my face smiling ear to ear with her ratchet ass friend, so I'm like it's cool and I started to leave but I was like naw I can't go out like that so I buy a drink and go back and start chillin with some ? I knew in he spot. She text me "you mad" I'm like naw I just know who to trust now! She leaves after that then I head home she was text but I wasn't lookin at them,
The next week old girl came thru with wing stop and beer, I hit the Indian again (pity) and I started tryin to ? the Indians Mexican friend -
That story had a mixture of Lol, ether, WTF, cosign, and Damn.
Can't decide which one to give. Lol -
You know it's real when lurkers......or aliases......start posting.
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The scumbag thread is gift that keep on giving.
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Smh another night of fuckery
I don't know if yall ? remember when there use to be a chat line that you can call and talk to ? ..this was before any of the dating sites or FB was out, I wanna say around 2000ish or 1999 or some ? ..but anyway a cuzin of mines use to call this chat line (may have been called something else) and hook up with these ? . So one night we all was bored and ? ..got through playing monopoly and ? , so I was like man I'm bout to do waza waza, I'll holla at yall later, they left and went home, Later on that night, either him or my other patna, would hit us up and be like "man i got some ? ? , get dress we riding out" and thus when the fuckery of ? would begin, why I have some many untold stories and fuckery and ? LOL, but on this night my cuz was like man I got this girl, do yall wanna go and see her. I was like man I aint going over there unless she got a friend for me and our other patna said the same who was on 3 way with us. So I was like dude where did you even meet this chick, so that's when I found out about the chat line that he be on, he goes on to tell us about the chicks he be getting off there, so me being me, I'm like how do these chicks look and is the ? legit and safe, I aint trying to get bailed out tonight over some fuckery..? like yea yea knock, it's str8, "Trust me" (LOL) so I was like aight, bet, let's ? wit it..he hit up some chick and told her we was coming through.
So on the ride there, cuz telling us about the 2 other chicks, he's like yall, I don't know which one yall want, yall can get anyone, one is a red-bone, thick and has a nice smile and one is a brown skin chick and has long hair. So, I was like ? it, I want red, and the other dude who was with us was like aight, I'll take the brown skin. So I was like dude, how does your chick look, ? hit me with the "she str8 breh" and any other time dude would say that, I would just be like whatever and really not think nothing into it, but this time, dude said it and jumped to the next topic very quickly and I peeped it, but again I guess with the excitement that we bout to go and party and ? some ? , I didn't pick up on it at that whole moment LOL, I'm still in my head like this will be a win win win night and ? ..and to add to the fuckery, the chick (my cuzin chick) told him that they were home alone, her mama and dad went to one of Southern's football game or some ? ..away game, so they had the house to themselves..so when he told us that before we left our house, we were geeked.
So we all hype and ? , thinking everything bout to go down and ? ..LOL
Wrong, here comes a night full of fuckery, (I can't not, repeat, can't make this ? up)
So we pull up, in the drive way, pull up slowly, cuz one, we don't know these chicks and my cuzin (JL) is like "man I think this is the address, then we in the hood on top of things and ? smh, so he's like "yea yea" this is it, 7788 this what she said she stay at. So now I"m like ? (and remember, cell phones wasn't on back then, cuz I sholl didn't have one) so we was like man lets go to the the Fina station and call her to make sure, cuz I aint trying to get shot at, so cuz was like yea knock this it, he tells our other patna who is driving pull in and cut the lights out. We pull up and only the bedroom light is on in the house and we can see the TV light on in the living room, we see two cars parked up under the car port and I'm like "? I thought you said she was alone" and he looks at me and "blinks blinks" smh
So we now in the driveway (at the end of the ? ) sitting in the car, and I'm like ? get out and go knock, ? tells me "wait" I"m like wait on what, he says, I don't know if this is the right house..smh..so the ? that's driving was like man, one of yall ? get out and go and knock and see, so my cuz is like what if it's the wrong house, I was like man just tell them to shoot you in the ass or shoulder Lol, I don't know what you can tell them cuz, cuz ? you getting shot, it was like at 10pm too..smh anyway long story long, ? (cuz) gets out and goes to the door, me and the other cat stays in the car, I can't see cuz it's dark, so finally cuz comes back with a grin trying to hold his laugh in like "oh ? , ? ? " LMAO..so we like what what is it ? , do we ? to peel off or something? So now the ? is in tears laughing and ? ..so we like what is it ? , they ugly? he was like man yall just get out we here now, so my other patna (BJ) in the car like man hell no, get in ? we bout to peel off, I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass man let's go,I'm like man I knew I shoulda stayed my ass at home, ? around with yall ? bruh ? , I'm going to jail tonight LOL.
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Had to laugh at that opening for a minute.R0wDyJ3sTrrr wrote: »I've been lurking for a min...
I've laughed here
I've damn near cried here
I've learned here...
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knock at it again with cliffhangers
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