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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I'ma hit up my Patna who's an Artist and see if he wants to turn these into Cartoons or Comics .
I've been working on novels and use some of the ? from these stories
Make sure I get my cut potna (for real) lol -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I'ma hit up my Patna who's an Artist and see if he wants to turn these into Cartoons or Comics .
I've been working on novels and use some of the ? from these stories
Make sure I get my cut potna (for real) lol
Make sure WE ALL get a cut. -
*Sigh*
A Day in the Life of a Scumbag
"Inspired by a True Story."
Sounds about right to me . . . lol -
Homie came through the window at @BigSleeze and his jump off likeLmao dude tore the Window frame out !!!
Yo, I haven't ever laughed so hard at anything else on the IC! I think this gif usage is funnier than the story itself, lmao!! -
I ? my pops girlfriend when I was 15 then her niece left one of my homeboys for me and we dated for a couple months. My boy told me she was cheating so I broke up with her in front of everyone chilling on the block. 2 weeks later me and my boy ran a train on her while my pops was away. Was an interesting summer.
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You ran a train on your dads ? misses? Or you ran the train on the niece?
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englishdude wrote: »You ran a train on your dads ? misses? Or you ran the train on the niece?
Niece -
Bruh,
Said he walked in the sheriff office like "I think yall betta go down there to address 227, somebody getting ? up down there" and he walked out and got back in his car
real funeral tears LMAO -
All our stories would make for a good book.
The Scumbag Memoirs: A Collection of Dating Wins, Loses, and Overall Scumbag Shenanigans -
I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
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Sooooooooo... how many kids does your main have?I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
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I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
You want an intervention...keep lookin at your bank account and pay stub daily. -
U rawing three braudsI never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
And impgegnating side Chicks
? you'll die soon
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Sooooooooo... how many kids does your main have?I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
She got one too -
I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
Lol at this help me help me please ass ? asking for help for his weak pull out game.
Good luck bro @Ranxx
? you man I said Im in crisis -
I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
Put your hoe on the pill my ? ....
Ain't that hard -
Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
Put your hoe on the pill my ? ....
Ain't that hard
Make sure you TAKE the ? to get it done, if u having such a hard time wrapping up. These broads lie everyday. -
I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
Kick her down the steps -
So you doing drivebys bruh?
? u go be Shawn Kemp before u know it -
"I could here the frame being torn off the mf window! Then this ? pop's his head thru the screen like Jack Nicholson in the mf Shining! He then proceeds to CRAWL OVER ME to choke the ? out if this ? "
im done -
I never been in here before but I'm in crisis
Chick I been talking to give me the pums today and earned her side chick no2 spot. Took all my will and the powers of selassie to pull out and wrap it up.
I was getting the vibe she wanted me to shoot the club up she already said she want one more kid so dont trust that ? .
I need an intervention before I say ? it one day impregnate this girl.
Side chick no1 gave birth 5 weeks ago so I got form with this ? help me bruddas
Lol at this help me help me please ass ? asking for help for his weak pull out game.
Good luck bro @Ranxx
? you man I said Im in crisis
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The MisAdventures of Big Sleeze
Chapter 5
So back before I got my divorce, I was basically doing everything to get divorced. Being a hoe ass ? at times, my scumbagness knew no limits. Here's a lil story about that ? ...
On a trip to her parents house for the weekend, I'm doin the proud husband dance for her folks, even though I knew she was a cheating ? , we still managed to fake it work. ;-) So after a long day of being the only black guy in an Asian household, I wanted to catch me a quick nap only to be awaken by screams of a foreign land being yelled across the house, a barking ass dog and constant naggin from the wife to do some more skinnin n grinnin for her folks. I had finally had enough. It's bad enough wherever y'all cook ur countries finest cuisine, at the end of the table there's a bucket of kfc, that noone touches and its assumed imma just eat chicken all damn day. I mean I do BC I'm not touching that green ? , but don't assume these things. Or that I'm being treated like I should be pulling you around in a rickshaw, but a ? can't even get a moments peace to rest. So you know what...imma ? me somebody.
So when everybody goes to sleep, imma dip out..that's all I could think about. So these were the good ol days of Yahoo messenger and mocospace lol yeah I know.. Anyway, I hit the messenger and run into CaddilacAss469 or some ? . Man she giving all the stats I wanna hear and in my mind she is damn near Ice T's wife coco. Of course she ain't got no cam, so should I roll the dice...? it why not. She give me the Addy and I'm out. Mind you she's in a whole other town and the days of GPS hadn't come around so imma MapQuest the bish and I'm out. So after about an hour drive I pull up, and she greets me at the door. She had a Cadillac ass alright, and a range rover gut, and a dodge ram back! THOROUGHLY disgusted. Just top me off and bend over bish, she laughed but I was dead serious. Don't even look at me. So she gets on the bed in doggy and she was already sweatin, at least she gonna be wet right? *shrug* So its gettin akward, I start picturing Majin buu from dbz and its a wrap! My ? is down flat. So I pulls off the hat, hit the sink and I'm bout to bounce. But she kinda salty BC she didn't get hers, sorry girl I cant.
It didn't dawn on me until I hit the car that I only got a few minutes before daylight, and I got a lil journey in front of me. So I zip back into town, sun up, traffic..I just know I'm ? . BC its Sunday, I know their up making breakfast gettin ready for church. Wtf, how imma explain this ? ?! But then, I saw the light...the Krispy Kreme light..I got it! Went over there, bought 2 dozen, then went by Burger King to grab a few sammiches and some OJ and slid back to the house. And sure enough, they were up cooking, so when I come in bearing treats, nobody said ? . I obeyed my thirst and lost miserably. But that was just the beginning... -
"She had a Cadillac ass alright, and a range rover gut, and a dodge ram back!"
*spits drink out*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THIS ? TRYING TO MAKE MY PRESSURE GO UP SO HIGH TIL I PASS OUT LAUGHIN!! OH S***!! LOL!!! -
My story seems tame now
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JokerBadAzz wrote: »My story seems tame now
You're a ? b
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