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MAKAVELI25
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Damn, last night I got ? up (tequila is no joke) and ? this ok looking chick with huge ? . Not bad, maybe a 5-6 (cuz of da tatas), but definitely not soberly do-able. Unfortunately, now she thinks we're together, and my ? stupid ass gave her my number. My boys are trying the ? out of me and I can't show my face for a little while. I'm swearing off alcohol. Whats your most embarassing hook up story?
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man ive had a few night owls that will forever remain in the archives of my ? files
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Mr.Audigier216 wrote: »man ive had a few night owls that will forever remain in the archives of my ? files
Lol, the IC is safe, spill some secrets, bra -
Was this her?
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MAKAVELI25 wrote: »Lol, the IC is safe, spill some secrets, bra
lmao....i once ? this HUGE ? after a party....my ? threw a small get together and this big chick was there...she kept flirting with a ? but i wasnt having sober, i think that ? started slippin ? in my drink cause after a couple cups that ? started looking even more fuckable...at the end of the night, i ended up smashing in my homeboy's bed....afterwards, she kept tryin to come thru n c me, or come to a party we were throwing, smh.......oh well the ? was good lmao -
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A couple time, what we do on alcohol sometimes are major L's. The worst and I've shared the story. Long story short Big Mexican girl Big back complete flat ass basically a female sponge bob and I made her period come down on my denim comforter too.
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lots of l's in here
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Was playing wingman for my co-worker. Started drinking. I fuked a big ? . End of story! LOL
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Most of the hookups that were initiated past in the morning!!!
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Lemme see if i got this right
You got ? off your ass, had a good time
Nailed a ? first night
No STD
No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"
And shes above a 5?
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A couple time, what we do on alcohol sometimes are major L's. The worst and I've shared the story. Long story short Big Mexican girl Big back complete flat ass basically a female sponge bob and I made her period come down on my denim comforter too.
yuck.
only ? hoes on the floor on the dingy comforter. they wont know the difference. -
Lemme see if i got this right
You got ? off your ass, had a good time
Nailed a ? first night
No STD
No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"
And shes above a 5?
...This is a loss?
lmao....i see yo point, i think when we say its a loss, we say it because we stooped WELL BELOW our standards for a nut....its not really a loss persay, but it definitely aint a win when you ? a night owl lol -
When I was 18. I broke up with a chick i was with for like 2 years. I told myself i was gonna ? any chick that came my way. First chick i ran into was the fine chick. She was giving off ? vibes left and right. She even told me she wasnt wrapped too tight. I fukked her anyway, and true to form, she started freaking out. Took me 6 agonizing months to get rid of her. I had nobody to blame but myself...smh.
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Man I threw a get together @ my crib. My boys there and a few coworkers. My homegirl from work (? ) came thru lookin better than she normally do. SHe was a big chick but she had a cute face. My ? even co-signed she was lookin straight.
Long story short, I drank too much and then ? brought the weed thru(Aint smoked in a long time) and she winds up in my bed half sleep. Im layin there debatin whether to make the move or not.
I hit and then while im high as hell this chick looks me in the eye and says..."So what are we now?".... Damn i felt bad about that one -
got head from this albino biggun one night........got my nut and changed my number
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Lemme see if i got this right
You got ? off your ass, had a good time
Nailed a ? first night
No STD
No "YOUZ THA PAPPY"
And shes above a 5?
...This is a loss?
this post so great i might use it for my sig LMAO -
Mr.Audigier216 wrote: »lmao....i once ? this HUGE ? after a party....my ? threw a small get together and this big chick was there...she kept flirting with a ? but i wasnt having sober, i think that ? started slippin ? in my drink cause after a couple cups that ? started looking even more fuckable...at the end of the night, i ended up smashing in my homeboy's bed....afterwards, she kept tryin to come thru n c me, or come to a party we were throwing, smh.......oh well the ? was good lmao
NOT cool bruh!......not cool. LoL -
do you have to be ? ???? what if u sober but ? a night owl anyway lol???
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NOT cool bruh!......not cool. LoL
lmao....he was out of town for the summer he didnt care lol -
do you have to be ? ???? what if u sober but ? a night owl anyway lol???
Then you sir, jus don't give a ? . LoL. But if that's what u wanted and u got yours then it's all kool and the gang. :tuMr.Audigier216 wrote: »lmao....he was out of town for the summer he didnt care lol
A few of my homeboi's have done it to some of my other homeboi's and that ? was hilarious to me, but only b/c it wasn't my bed. I hope ol' boi 409'd and febreez'd that mattress and then flipped it and threw away the linen. He prolly don't even know you had "Baby D" from Next Friday on his ? . lol -
Was this her?
that ish rite there is wrong on soooooo many levels. sad part is, a lot of mofos in here wud hit that if she had a phat azzz...LOL!!! -
A couple time, what we do on alcohol sometimes are major L's. The worst and I've shared the story. Long story short Big Mexican girl Big back complete flat ass basically a female sponge bob and I made her period come down on my denim comforter too.
damn!! we have a winner folks/.
mines...sexed this aiiiiiight lookin...ok she was a 4.5...sexed her...bent her over...hefa must've just dropped a load b4 she came thru cuz the smell burnt my nostrils...STILL continued to sex until i busted....2 days later, invited her azzz back over...sexed again...L -
SHIIIT!!! I just ? a big ? tonight. A 5 cute face tho maybe a 6 big maybe. I was high and ? and nutted on her face.
Ive only piped a handful of ones that im ashamed of tho. I go for quality over quantity but sometimes u just need that nut.
Theres some serious laucing in here tho. -
darkone360 wrote: »damn!! we have a winner folks/.
mines...sexed this aiiiiiight lookin...ok she was a 4.5...sexed her...bent her over...hefa must've just dropped a load b4 she came thru cuz the smell burnt my nostrils...STILL continued to sex until i busted....2 days later, invited her azzz back over...sexed again...L
Brotha you ? a stanky ass and kept on we sharing that L. Wait and you went back for 2nds. Atleast I tried to make the room dark as hell and that's why I didn't notice the blood so you know what this L is yours my good sir.
