Minister Creflo Dollar asks for $60 million in donations for a new jet

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  • twizza 77
    twizza 77 Members Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Maybe Harrison Ford can be his pilot..
  • BlackAX410
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    When did zombie become DoU tag team partner and become a holy roller? Lol anyway i knew creflo was shady when i seen him and that preacher Leroy sumthin were ? shuffling across hella bread, somebody gotta up that
  • zombie
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    BlackAX410 wrote: »
    When did zombie become DoU tag team partner and become a holy roller? Lol anyway i knew creflo was shady when i seen him and that preacher Leroy sumthin were ? shuffling across hella bread, somebody gotta up that

    I am nothing like DoU but I've been on my theology ? from the start you must not have been paying attention.
  • not_osirus_jenkins
    not_osirus_jenkins Members, Banned Users Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.
  • zombie
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    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.

    I am not impressed but good luck to you and your business venture.
  • zombie
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    People walk around angry at ? angry at religion like ? owes them something. ? ? doesn't owe you ? .
  • not_osirus_jenkins
    not_osirus_jenkins Members, Banned Users Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.

    I am not impressed but good luck to you and your business venture.

    Dont need to impress you, the one i impress is the 4 year old little girl who looks up to me. ? everybody else with the worst intentions

  • Copper
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    zombie wrote: »
    People walk around angry at ? angry at religion like ? owes them something. ? ? doesn't owe you ? .

    He owes this man a G650
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.

    I am not impressed but good luck to you and your business venture.

    Dont need to impress you, the one i impress is the 4 year old little girl who looks up to me. ? everybody else with the worst intentions

    ? who cares that ? is irrelevant to the discussion. You know how many people have ? kids to take care of ???? ? foh.
  • not_osirus_jenkins
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.

    I am not impressed but good luck to you and your business venture.

    Dont need to impress you, the one i impress is the 4 year old little girl who looks up to me. ? everybody else with the worst intentions

    ? who cares that ? is irrelevant to the discussion. You know how many people have ? kids to take care of ???? ? foh.

    U wack and so is ur ? , he fed 1000 people with one fish and a loaf of bread but wont feed the millions of starving kids throughout the world and places it solely on the shoulders of the most destructive species to ever inhabit this planet with the hopes that good will prevail. As an omnipotent and all seeing ? he knew this was going to happen before it did. And he allowed it to happen. Yea, thats not someone i would worship
  • aka_OG
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    creflo wants money for a jet to spread gospel

    charlie-murphy-hates-your-web-host.jpg


    brawd starts gofundme for mayweather/pacquaio tickets

    charlie-murphy-hates-your-web-host.jpg


    angry joe does twitch to get funds for a new ? ass gaming computer

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    question. what do yall consider to be right/ok???
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    I just got my first contract of the year to paint a sams club down the street from my old house. $143,528. ? you and your ? ? ? . Im living.

    I am not impressed but good luck to you and your business venture.

    Dont need to impress you, the one i impress is the 4 year old little girl who looks up to me. ? everybody else with the worst intentions

    ? who cares that ? is irrelevant to the discussion. You know how many people have ? kids to take care of ???? ? foh.

    U wack and so is ur ? , he fed 1000 people with one fish and a loaf of bread but wont feed the millions of starving kids throughout the world and places it solely on the shoulders of the most destructive species to ever inhabit this planet with the hopes that good will prevail. As an omnipotent and all seeing ? he knew this was going to happen before it did. And he allowed it to happen. Yea, thats not someone i would worship

    You can think whatever the ? you want to think about my ? . You want to know why ? allows evil/negative things to happen???? It's because the alternative is to either never create mankind as we know ourselves, as freewill creatures or to destroy everything. It's by his mercy for us that he allows a certain amount of evil to exist and does not extinguish it all.

    I can give you a great exposition on the nature of ? 's omniscient power but I feel it's significance would be lost on you because you anger at ? seems entrenched.
  • CapitalB
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    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!
  • zombie
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    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .
  • kingblaze84
    kingblaze84 Members Posts: 14,288 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2015
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    zombie wrote: »
    YO... THERE IS A ? . One that gives more than a ? about you than you do yourself. Deal with it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

    You wanna explain why ? created maggots that eat the eyes of children as they grow? You wanna explain the reason for their existence in ? 's great plan? Because this priest didn't have anything to say.

    The world is cruel and nature is too.

    Amen to that! If "? " made the world and nature, then ? by default has to be at least HALF evil/? up.
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I mean the man's name is Creflo Dollar

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    Stiff wrote: »
    This ? 's name...is Creflo DOLLAR... you can't make this ? up

    I couldn't ? with a church headed by a ? named Creflo Dollar as a matter of principle. There's no problem with the preachers wanting to ball have Bently's, the big watch, the jewelry, and airplanes, but at the same time, you have to be doing something for the people. Like have schools, scholarships, loan programs for cats wanting to start businesses, homes for orphans and teenage mothers, back to work programs for ex offenders, a clothing programs so people can get clothes for interviews, and soup kitchens.

    If that ? needs an airplane, cool, but ? wants black people to put our institutions on sound financial footing first, so how about we donate a million dollars to Spelman, Morehouse, or Clark first, then we'll talk about getting your punk ass a plane.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXiuox2F_qg
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpIJO5U9Ts
    
    The Best Of Rev X Compilation Video
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZqLZEqrkA
    
    The Best Of Rev X Compilation Video 2

    And dude isn't even asking for any money. @ 1:47, dude has the pimpin' ass Jesus perm.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J5XiynRFdk
    
    Ghetto Crip Walking Preacher C-Walk
  • kingblaze84
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    twizza 77 wrote: »
    Maybe Harrison Ford can be his pilot..

    I would love for Harrison Ford to pilot Creflo's new plane lol
  • CapitalB
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2015
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.

    to be honest with you I DON'T really SPEAK ? i leave that ? for the ? and ghetto filth such as yourself.

    AND who mentioned anything about thinking from the heart????? you ? can't even read correctly when it's in your own language smh
  • CapitalB
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.

    to be honest with you I DON'T really SPEAK ? i leave that ? for the ? and ghetto filth such as yourself.

    AND who mentioned anything about thinking from the heart????? you ? can't even read correctly when it's in your own language smh

    "thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart."

    those were ur words ? boy..
    which prompted my question ? ? ..

    smh ..how u go continuously let an idiot internet ? "slap u up" like this!?!

    imma need u to tighten up..

  • rapmusic
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    Glad this ? blew up like it did, Maybe he'll chill on that ? . Pastors be on that I need y'all to tithe some extra money cause ? said so ? knowing damn well it's going in their pockets.
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.

    to be honest with you I DON'T really SPEAK ? i leave that ? for the ? and ghetto filth such as yourself.

    AND who mentioned anything about thinking from the heart????? you ? can't even read correctly when it's in your own language smh

    "thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart."

    those were ur words ? boy..
    which prompted my question ? ? ..

    smh ..how u go continuously let an idiot internet ? "slap u up" like this!?!

    imma need u to tighten up..

    You high school drop out ? can't read and comprehend for ? your actions are coming from your thoughts not your heart BUT YOUR heart is motivating your thoughts. That's the ? truth

    ? , you even think about slapping me and i'll ? murder you.

  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.

    to be honest with you I DON'T really SPEAK ? i leave that ? for the ? and ghetto filth such as yourself.

    AND who mentioned anything about thinking from the heart????? you ? can't even read correctly when it's in your own language smh

    "thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart."

    those were ur words ? boy..
    which prompted my question ? ? ..

    smh ..how u go continuously let an idiot internet ? "slap u up" like this!?!

    imma need u to tighten up..

    You high school drop out ? can't read and comprehend for ? your actions are coming from your thoughts not your heart BUT YOUR heart is motivating your thoughts. That's the ? truth

    ? , you even think about slapping me and i'll ? murder you.

    like i jus told yo ? ass..
    tighten that ? up ? ..
  • kingblaze84
    kingblaze84 Members Posts: 14,288 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Zombie's been clowned on heavy in the GNS today

    Tsk Tsk
  • zombie
    zombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Knows my heart.

    Lmao.


    ? your heart it's about your actions

    thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart.

    that's what the jesus said

    the ? did i jus read!?!

    Let me translate into street ? for you.

    Real ? think about real ? which leads to doing real ? .

    real ? dont think from they heart..
    thats ? and u ? ? ..

    now.. dont ecer hear u speakin the sacred language of real ? EVER again.

    to be honest with you I DON'T really SPEAK ? i leave that ? for the ? and ghetto filth such as yourself.

    AND who mentioned anything about thinking from the heart????? you ? can't even read correctly when it's in your own language smh

    "thoughts come before actions and thoughts are born out of the heart."

    those were ur words ? boy..
    which prompted my question ? ? ..

    smh ..how u go continuously let an idiot internet ? "slap u up" like this!?!

    imma need u to tighten up..

    You high school drop out ? can't read and comprehend for ? your actions are coming from your thoughts not your heart BUT YOUR heart is motivating your thoughts. That's the ? truth

    ? , you even think about slapping me and i'll ? murder you.

    like i jus told yo ? ass..
    tighten that ? up ? ..

    You need to tell that ? to your ?