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Prolly flirting with !my friends girlfriends (they flirted back)
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My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,
I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them ? never brought them back...and they thought the ? was funny...season 1 & 2
So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my ? back with out them ? ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...
I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
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My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,
I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them ? never brought them back...and they thought the ? was funny...season 1 & 2
So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my ? back with out them ? ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...
I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
All American Du. This guy's 'scumbag' story ends in marriage. -
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,
I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them ? never brought them back...and they thought the ? was funny...season 1 & 2
So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my ? back with out them ? ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...
I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
So for $18 DVDs u ended up having a Kid n wife in the long run -
My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,
I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them ? never brought them back...and they thought the ? was funny...season 1 & 2
So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my ? back with out them ? ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...
I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
So for $18 DVDs u ended up having a Kid n wife in the long run
lmao ? ? -
this ? Du and his stories lol
but man in my young days I stayed doing scumbag actions. My reputation is still tainted from Atl to Texas because of that ? -
I'll spare the details for various reasons. but i'll say it involves rasheed wallace's mom, whatever car she was driving that day and jums of that boy....and sometimes a gas card for the hood to cash out with
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Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
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Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish
FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ? !'
This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.
But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?
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Was joking w my best friend bout her finding me a date for her wedding.....she replies dude u ve ? 90 percent of my friends.....i lol d then was like damn that is true....
thank ? for Allah... -
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish
FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ? !'
This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.
But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?
Yea she called me a week later, I never answered...that was an awkward convo I just had no interest on partaking -
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish
FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ? !'
This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.
But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?
u ? aint bout it....in college i was bout to smash, the girl like u got a condom right .... Im like yea turn off the lights act like i put one on then go in raw * shrugs* i couldnt stop laughing while hitting it....
thank ? for Allah -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish
FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ? !'
This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.
But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?
u ? aint bout it....in college i was bout to smash, the girl like u got a condom right .... Im like yea turn off the lights act like i put one on then go in raw * shrugs* i couldnt stop laughing while hitting it....
thank ? for Allah
You right I was scared to death to go raw....living in Baltimore...the stories adequately had a ? shook...
First time a chick told me to go raw cuz age was already pregnant by another ? and was planning to get an abortion next paycheck....
I said the realest prayer of my life and downed whatever was left in that henny bottle....? was real -
Umm nun .
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What if dus wife kept the DVDs so we would come over/hit them up n she would get introduced
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Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
I'm just gonna guess about 9 months or so...
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What this ? Du dont know is the fam set him up...
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My wife don't know this, but one of my ulterior motives for dealing with her was to get my boondocks dvds back,
I knew most of her family before I met her, and I had let her sister hold the dvds like months ago and them ? never brought them back...and they thought the ? was funny...season 1 & 2
So when I finally met my wife who was at the time just the little sister, I made it a mission to befriend her just so she could get in the room and get my ? back with out them ? ever knowing what was up....they didn't even know be and her were cool yet...I hit her up on myspace through her sisters page...
I ain't gonna front like I ain't catch feelings after it was all said and done, but the initial motivation was an elaborate plan to get my dvds back while possibly getting some ass in the process
Wooooo. They need a super ? reaction just for this ? right here. Real dirt ball -
Once a condom broke on this chick, I pulled out and the only thing on my ? was the rim, I never said nothing. I always wondered how long it took her to find or in there
O this reminds me, same thing happened to me nh except the whole rubber came off nh i couldnt find it. I was genuinely perplexed. This is wednesday10pm ish
FRIDAY morning, i get a text 'YOU FUKING ? !'
This chick was walkin around with a condom up in her for a day.
But my thing is... biiih you dont clean that poousy but every other day?!?
BRUH... Don't tell nobody else that ?
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Back in 2014 I was tricking on this thick dopefiend joint. So I'm nuttin in this lil shawtys throat and I'm thinkin good girl, but this junkie couldnt take a young players ? so she throw it back up. ? up my fresh michael kors boxer briefs. So like the dan wan I was, I made the classy lass (btfu) suck my ? stick again to clean up her mess. But ? turned me so much I bust a 2nd pistachio down her windpipe.
Scuuummbag!! -
i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a ? ... anyway i let the ? use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this ? was bragging about this white ? he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.
she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep -
solid. I been there. Got head in my bathroom while the junkie with Wesley snipes syndrome, son was in the next room.
he stole my Bluetooth speaker tho. Lil thievin ass son of a trick.
I guess he's the real scuuummmbag!! -
ShottaDaBeast wrote: »i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a ? ... anyway i let the ? use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this ? was bragging about this white ? he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.
she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep
Lmao pics? -
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ShottaDaBeast wrote: »i was on extra duty with this Sgt who was broke because he didn't set up any allotments before they took his whole paycheck, what a ? ... anyway i let the ? use my cell phone on our break.. after the call this ? was bragging about this white ? he met, so i called her ass up and smashed every hole she had. SMDH. theres more too, but i'll stop here.
she the real scumbag tho. i can't take all the blame. bih had her son in the next room crying himself to sleep
Lmao pics?
i wish. this was back in 2002 or 2001... before 9/11
back when niigaz had the sanyo Sprint phones lol
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