Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Mark Wahlberg , Anthony Hopkins & Jerod Carmichael.
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vagrant-718 wrote: »SuperManuel wrote: »vagrant-718 wrote: »1st movie still GOAT
Transformers
Transformers 3
Transformers 4
Transformers 2
transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't ? jazz.
Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise
Nah b that ? was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up ? & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.
Between that, A robot ? on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a ? much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.
I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra ? that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.
he wasn't as bad as the ? twins though. he was just voiced by the wrong actor if only they coulda got cee lo green to voice jazz and they talked like that because they learned earths languages through the internet. jazz probably learned to talk like that by lurking on hip hop forums. I guess it was sohh because he didn't learn it here the ic didn't have as man ignant posters back then as it does now. also the cooning of Bernie mac , the stereo typical Mexican at the car dealership , Anthony Anderson, his cousin and his grandma will always be funny to me. "yall better walk on that plastic rug lol" reminds me of my godmother and how she had them ghetto plastic covers all over her furniture. -
vagrant-718 wrote: »SuperManuel wrote: »vagrant-718 wrote: »1st movie still GOAT
Transformers
Transformers 3
Transformers 4
Transformers 2
transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't ? jazz.
Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise
Nah b that ? was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up ? & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.
Between that, A robot ? on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a ? much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.
I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra ? that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.
You can't expect to see giant robots fighting for the entire movie. You know how these movies work -
vagrant-718 wrote: »vagrant-718 wrote: »SuperManuel wrote: »vagrant-718 wrote: »1st movie still GOAT
Transformers
Transformers 3
Transformers 4
Transformers 2
transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't ? jazz.
Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise
Nah b that ? was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up ? & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.
Between that, A robot ? on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a ? much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.
I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra ? that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.
You can't expect to see giant robots fighting for the entire movie. You know how these movies work
No but I could expect something more coherent and entertaining than a half baked sitcom episode when I go see a flick about warring robots.
Remember this was the first movie. It was setting the precedent as first of it's kind and that was the standard those hacks chose to set. We got 25 minutes of actual but incoherent robot warring and over an hour and 40 minutes of superfluous ? . There is no excuse really.
This franchise needs a new production squad from the ground up to truly reach it's real potential. It's Transformers in the most superficial way possible. What white nerds would call TINO (Transformers In Name Only). -
What I never understood was how were humans killing Transformers with bullets? Then they had no laser weapons.
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VulcanRaven wrote: »Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »VulcanRaven wrote: »Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »...bet money all ya'll still gonna go watch it.
ALL HAIL UNICRON!
This is your fault. We gone square up over this ? lol
I stand by my statement.
Too bad he ain't did that to Black Mariah tho. -
It's getting ripped apart on Twitter....
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They've got 14 more of these planned. Yes you read that correctly; 14!!!
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They've got 14 more of these planned. Yes you read that correctly; 14!!!
I hope they divorce from Michael bay and whoever the character designer and the writers are. enough is enough! -
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Rolling upto the cinema and throwing bags of ? at anyone who's in queue for this.
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can we get a transformer movie where a human military or black ops force isn't involved in any capacity. these are alien robots there is no way our weapons should be able to take them on. for real. the decepticons doesn't seem like that much of a menace because of this.
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SuperManuel wrote: »can we get a transformer movie where a human military or black ops force isn't involved in any capacity. these are alien robots there is no way our weapons should be able to take them on. for real. the decepticons doesn't seem like that much of a menace because of this.
I gotta agree wit this. -
Maaaaaan WILL UNICRON BE IN THIS MOVIE OR NOT?
? all that other ? man. -
silverfoxx wrote: »Maaaaaan WILL UNICRON BE IN THIS MOVIE OR NOT?
? all that other ? man.
? unicron. he aint ? but a robot galactus. what a lack of imagination and creativity it took to come up with that concept. -
Been sayin this ? looked trash but yall dont hear me tho LMAO
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I wouldn't waste a free movie ticket on this. Pass
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I unfortunately wasted a free movie pass. This was pure unadulterated dumpster juice concentrated
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illestni99ainne wrote: »I unfortunately wasted a free movie pass. This was pure unadulterated dumpster juice concentrated
lmaooooooooooo!! -
Michael bay really is telling the fans ? you. After so many complaints about the humans being too much in the story. He doubles down on that ? .. also same plot. Something that's gonna destroy earth is coming and only way to fix that is to find something thats on earth already
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Man the movie was terrible point blank. Mark Wahlberg was able to block a sword strike by a ? robot with his own sword. No frigging way should that be possible. The blow alone should have ripped his arm off
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5 movies deep should teach us all one thing.....MICHAEL BAY RAPES ROBOTS AS WELL AS OUR CHILDHOODS!
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DoG gave this a scathing review.
Can't remember the last time i wanted a film to bomb so badly, i really want it to so they cease these travesties. -
illestni99ainne wrote: »I unfortunately wasted a free movie pass. This was pure unadulterated dumpster juice concentrated
The first 4 times didn't prepare you to expect more of the same though?
I checked out after seeing the trash ass original at the cinema and never really looked back. Only thing I saw after that was the admittedly badass freeway sequence in part 3. Still the best thing I've seen from any of these joints and im sure it too was preceded by 2 hours of garbage.
Funny too that everyone finally realizes what garbage this ? is. Some people back then acted like the first one was the new E.T. or something now 10 yrs later they look back like: "The ? was I thinking?!?" -
lazypakman wrote: »DoG gave this a scathing review.
Can't remember the last time i wanted a film to bomb so badly, i really want it to so they cease these travesties.
Just 14 more to go if this ? makes guap. Also once again Michael Bay insists this is his last one. Just like he did with parts 3 & 4.
It's funny too these movies reportedly make lots of cash yet I don't know one person in real life who still goes to see them. Same with Pirates of the Carribbean.
https://youtu.be/2pcaP-cynCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqsmjrPCxw